(sigh)Here it is, the terrible bit of “word play” that has offended everybody with its obvious lack of racial transcendence. A “baby mama” is the term for a lady who has mothered some or all of a gentleman’s illegitimate children, and clearly does not apply to Michelle Obama. Now please quit sending us this thing. [Salon]

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  • freakishlystrong

    But we’re outraged libruls!

  • freakishlystrong

    Oh, and whitey, honky Fux “News” should never try and be “street”…What’s next, she’s “Phat”? JHTFC…

  • Dave J.

    I for one am positively shocked to see Michelle Malkin anywhere in the vicinity of harmful racist hate speech. I’m sure she called for an immediate retraction.

  • loquaciousmusic

    Wasn’t that screenshot of Shelly Malkin one of the pictures found on the Cow Porn Judge’s website?

  • ManchuCandidate

    Hey, Faux we’ll focus on “self” made McCain’s Sugar Mama.

    I’m REAL SURE that McCain would have been in the position he is without any of Cindy’s sugar and not just some crank at the VFW bitching about the gubbiment and gophers that fuck up his job as the caretaker of the local golf course while quaffing beers and crushing the cans on his forehead.

  • Cape Clod

    Well, they could have called her ‘Obama’s future terrorist breeder.’

  • stankfest

    Will chicken be banned from the new white house kitchen because of its racist connotations?

  • MathewBrooks
  • Truculent

    Let’s save Fox some mental effort here. Look for these captions on a TV near you soon.

    Obama searches woodpile for Veep
    Campaign not all fried chicken and watermelon for Democratic candidate
    Obama: “Think I’ll dance a lick, In worn-out shoes”
    “Coon-ting” the delegates in Denver

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    Terrorist Fist Jab was so ludicrous as to be funny. This is just pathetic. And since when did exclamation points become acceptable in captions? I’ve never seen an end punctuation mark before.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …see people this why Barack Obama cannot be president, because next thing you know he will be on the “The Maury Show” getting a paternity test!

  • ForeignSickSpecialist

    Can’t we just have teh two Michelles settle this once and for all… in a jell-o pit. That’s the ‘merican way!

  • Truculent

    Let’s save Fox some mental effort here. Look for these captions on a TV near you soon.

    Obama searches woodpile for Veep
    Campaign not all fried chicken and watermelon for Democratic candidate
    Obama: “Think I’ll dance a lick, In worn-out shoes”
    “Coon-ting” the delegates in Denver

    It’s good to be back

  • Canuckledragger

    If it’s true that Reverend Wright wasn’t legally empowered to conduct marriage ceremonies, then Michelle is not Hopey’s wife, but is a bona fide “baby mama.”

    So McCain’s not the only candydate with illegitimate black children? Who knew? With each passing day, I see fewer differences between their respective positions.

    Fox News’ next firing in …3…2…


  • loudmouthredhead

    Too bad they didn’t have video of this, that lady on the left was moving her neck in a circle and saying “Oh NO you DI-int”

    Are they serious?! I love how Faux is now flailing around for a form of attack on Obama, and how they keep landing on the most offensive things they can think of. Can you imagine the board meetings that brainstorm these things? Imagine a table of old white guys:
    “Say, guys, how bout we get E.D. Hill an’ Bill-O to go out in blackface?”
    “Say, that’s a snazzy idea, Chad! We’ll do that tomorrow!”
    “Oh…what do those kids say about black women nowadays…oh yeah, baby mother…or mutha…something like that”
    “Haha, I get it…because she couldn’t POSSIBLY have had those kids IN wedlock right?”
    *guffaw guffaw, chortle chortle*
    “Where’s my blow?”

  • Dr. Spaceman

    Oooh, the scary black man must not be president! Set propaganda to “clumsy!”

  • Rodney Badger

    Sorry to obsess, but check this out:

    At least it’s relevant now. I mean, we are just a week into this election and they have already plunged to what I initially anticipated to be their mid-September lows. We should start some betting pool for the date Fox starts referring to Obama as the Nigger Candidate.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=14146]Truculent[/re]: +1

  • Godless Liberal *

    I thought for sure they would wait a little while longer to try to one-up the “terrorist fist jab”

  • FreshCliches

    Is it just me, or does every Malkin vidcap look like that, with her eyes closed, looking like she’s about to receive The Bukkake Of The Century?

    OK, just me.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=14153]Rodney Badger[/re]: Just watch…Fox began the flag pin-or-traitor fashion trend, and soon they’ll all have the Obama Monkeys on their shoulders/lapels.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …WoW talk about a FULL COURT PRESS! First a “Terrorist Fist Bump” then the made up “Whitey” debacle now “Baby Mama” drama, whats next a revamped “call me Barry!” commercial?!

  • SayItWithWookies

    Michelle Malkin and overt stupidity — two powerful weapons to protect us from the evil reign of Rachael Ray and latte-sippin’, illegitimate-child-havin’ IED-lovin’ terrists everywhere.

  • GlennBecksTaint

    I want to see more of McCain’s Mama Baby

  • SuperRounder

    I can’t stop thinking what it would be like to be the meat on that sandwich.

  • Uncle Al

    Duh, the baby mama we should have worried about was Battleship Bar.

  • Tra

    Fascinating. At this rate, all the anchors will be in blackface before the week’s out.

  • Rodney Badger

    [re=14161]loudmouthredhead[/re]: If more polls come out showing Walnuts getting his ass kicked in key demos then what else can they do but press these sort of attacks apace?

    I mean, there is nothing to suggest that it will get better. Fortunately, we have five months to see what worst looks like. . .

  • Mediahohoho

    If he knocked up Michelle Malkin I’m pretty sure he’ll need a lifetime supply of Valtrex.

  • loudmouthredhead

    [re=14176]Tra[/re]: Right? +1

  • V572625694

    Malkin’s moving very near the outer perimeter of the hate-fuckable zone with this kind of talk.

  • Mr Blifil

    [re=14176]Tra[/re]: Well after all the Chitlin’ Circuit is alive and well and with us on TBS in the form of Tyler Perry’s “House of Payne.”

  • Gopherit v2.0

    cue Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann with pictures of Cindy McCain with the heading,”Really a Trollop-Cunt?”

  • floraway

    So, once Michelle introduced Barry as “My baby’s daddy”. Now the (some of) the girls at Jezebel are saying that she brought this upon herself.

    Yes, let’s excuse Fox for their sexism and racism, because Michelle introduced her husband as the father of her children. She didn’t say “baby daddy”, she said “baby’s daddy”. There is a difference, and even so, it doesn’t excuse this.

  • metropolitan

    it’s actually becoming quite funny how often Fox is overplaying their hand (terrorist fist jabbing and all).
    it means they got nothing.

  • El Bombastico

    Thank God this outrage has finally been posted. So I may link to the greatest song ever recorded.

    I don’t know why Fox doesn’t just make this the soundtrack to their political coverage.

  • Tra

    Shouldn’t Malkin be checking Rachael Ray’s closet for secret terrorist messages encoded in paisley? Someone tell her Ray’s granite countertops have veins that seem to form a fuzzy image of Yasser Arafat when you squint — that should keep her busy for awhile.

  • Rodney Badger

    [re=14184]V572625694[/re]: Right. We are we are now at the “do her in the shower and then pee on her leg” level of hate fuck.

  • Securacom-wtc

    No doubt there is a surplus of Hillary Clinton and McCain supporters who would love nothing more than to slam Barack by way of some racist comments his wife made. However, at this point we have no concrete evidence Michelle Obama made a derogatory comment about white people. On the pro-Clinton Hillbuzz blog, for instance, we are told such a tape exists, or rather a DVD. “The ‘tape’ is a DVD that Trinity United sold on its website, and possibly offered free for download up until March 2008 when Trinity’s site was scrubbed and the DVDs were no longer offered for sale,” writes the Clinton partisan. As the blogger notes, the DVD “should be readily available” because it was part of “a very large multi-day event” at the Trinity United Church in Chicago.

  • RaptorAvatar

    The China Newsgirl is trying to “Railroad” Hopey!

  • Rodney Badger

    [re=14190]floraway[/re]: My baby’s daddy = The father of my children.

    Baby momma =

  • Imagine42

    [re=14192]El Bombastico[/re]: By B-rock….coincidence?

  • MoodProcessor

    Michelle…..she’s hotter than three Lucifers…..and eviller by a factor of 9.

  • Rodney Badger

    [re=14199]Securacom-wtc[/re]: You are, if nothing else, an expert on crazy unhinged DVD’s. So I submit that yours is the final word on the non-existence of Michelle’s Whitey DVD.

    I mean, if that’s what you are saying. I really can’t tell.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Yep. Somebody will be fired for this. Rupie likes Barry to much to let this fly. He fucking said that he had a part in the New York Post endorsement of his black ass, right?

  • El Bombastico

    [re=14190]floraway[/re]: Lemme guess. They also cited the Tina Fey movie. They love them some Tina Fey.

  • pundid

    In response to the personal attacks, Mrs. Obama is said to be taking off her earrings, asking her girlfriends for vaseline, and readying herself to throw hands. Malkin is advised to pull her hair into the tightest bun she can muster and prepare for the worst.

  • ronaldpagan

    No no no…Fox News, you fools, McCain is the candidate with a baby mama. She’s even black so you can still be racist.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=14199]Securacom-wtc[/re]: Wow…..your 40 line advertisement for whacked out truther vids is gone. Major step in the right direction.

    Next, try for lucidity can relevance.

    If you can get there, I know it’s a lot to ask for, but maybe snark?

  • tsunami


    thank you, gabby johnson.

  • nowukkers

    It does not surprise me in the least that Fixed Noise would resort to this sort of baiting – its a natural extension of Nixon’s “southern strategy”, Lee Atwater’s smear campaigns and Karl Rove’s dirty work. The thing that is most galling is the smug, self-righteous, superior tone in which they present their bile. Sort of a cross between Omega house’s Greg Marmalard and Dan Aykroyd’s tennis club buddies in “Trading Places”. In fact they’d make perfect LNSers.

  • KevoTron

    [re=14148]Canuckledragger[/re]: What’s up Canuck? My girlfriend just got back from a weekend in Vancouver. She said the bud is killer but the Cannabis Cafe sounds like a joke. I guess she got bitched out for asking where she could score some herb.

    [re=14163]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I’m picturing a scene out of Wild Style. Obama to Hannity and Malkin: “A to the K? A to the muthafuckin Z.” Cut to Grand Master Flash with scenes of B-boys breaking and people spraying graf all over the White House.

  • Quacker

    I wanna know what MM is doing with her fingers that makes her eyelids half-closed. Is she dreaming of a Jello Pit encounter with MO? THAT would be racial transcendence!

  • Quacker

    ….And it would also be worth at least 5 Whore Diamnds!

  • choom gangster

    Michelle Malkin is a terrible person and she should be shot into the sun.

  • Quacker


    You’re still here. Fuck off!

  • floraway

    [re=14212]El Bombastico[/re]: Actually, yes, they do.

  • SkimLatteLiberal

    Definitely thought up by some pimply faced intern while IMing his “yea I work at FOX but I do have a black friend!” friend, who somehow managed to convince the producers it was hip.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=14243]Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star[/re]: Tony?

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=14208]Rodney Badger[/re]: [re=14217]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: [re=14230]tsunami[/re]: [re=14248]Quacker[/re]:

    Give the Spam-bot credit. It’s got a video rental place to run here, people. I mean, who the fuck goes to those places anymore?

  • TGY

    From now on, I’ll be boffin’ my maman de bébé, since everything tends to sound better en français.

    Mark my words, like the viral fist bump, every man will refer to his spouse as ‘my baby mama’. The dude is hot!

  • StupidGeek

    [re=14192]El Bombastico[/re]: Or this song:

  • Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star

    [re=14258]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: No.

    Though today, I was looking at myself in the mirror and was rather disturbed by my strong resemblance to Michelle Malkin.

    Obama 08!

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=14260]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Actually, my parents (and oddly enough, my brother) are frequent patrons, as evidenced by their constant complaining of how much the young lad has racked up in late charges or something like that.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=14277]Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star[/re]: Apologies. Had to ask.

  • Canuckledragger

    [re=14237]KevoTron[/re]: Tell your significant other that we’re all very sorry for her bad experience. Perhaps she’ll understand the tetchiness if you inform her the proprietors all face stiff US jail sentences from the last time that Yanquis asked about scoring some bud. [DEA made arrest of Canadians, on Canadian soil, then demanded extradition. Yanquis think that international law is so… “quaint” is what I think Gonzo called it.]

    “The Cannabis Cafe, Emery says, mixes marijuana and hashish oil in its food but doesn’t sell dope. Prospective pot buyers, he says, have to go to the Cross-town Cafe across the street to buy.”

  • TGY

    [re=14277]Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star[/re]: …by my strong resemblance to Michelle Malkin ..Ooooh.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=14277]Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star[/re]: Oh, and their’s nothing wrong with looking like Michelle Malkin…’s acting like her that should be cause for worry.

    Though if you really do look like her, you could probably generate quite a youtube following.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=14138]MathewBrooks[/re]: Do the womenz in Utah wear a bikini over or under their magic underwear? If the latter, would the bikini then become under-underwear? I like to think about things. It makes me wise.

  • greed

    In defending Fox News referring to Michelle Obama as a “baby mama,” Michelle Malkin says:

    I do know that it was Michelle Obama herself who referred to Barack as her “baby’s daddy” and has used the phrase “baby daddy” to describe Barack while on the stump this year.

    So if the press is allowed to refer to the candidates spouses as they refer to each other, does that mean it’s okay for MSNBC to call Cindy McCain a c**t?

  • S.Luggo

    [re=14199]Securacom-wtc[/re]: There’s a clinical trial you may wish to enroll in.

  • gurukalehuru

    @twinkle twinkle little star The Malkin may be a hateful, deranged, twisted, white wannabe neo-con but she’s not bad looking at all, no.

  • William Tecumseh Sherman

    You know, at some point someone at Fox, probably either Bill O or Hannity, will go on a rant about how everytime they say something racist, they’re accused of say something racist and how unfair it is that white people have to watch what they say about minorities.

  • Canuckledragger


    “See through the forest?” That shit is a fuckin’ forest. A forest of woo-woo-yness that should not take root here.

    Hive off, ya little pecker. Get off our lawn!!!

  • Redhead

    What’s said is that I thought sercuracom’s lovely dissertation above was another one of you sarcastically helping Fox with its next headlines until I went back and saw who posted it and realized that it was, in fact, serious.

    As for Fox News… does this REALLY surprise anyone? The people on Ed’s website posted the other day couldn’t even grasp the fact that Hawaii is in the US and that Obama is not a Muslim and a Christian at the same time. Do you REALLY expect them to understand the difference between derogatory slurs referring to children born out of wedlock and having legitimate children with a wife?

    Besides, look at the Republican candidate- committed marriage and legit children aren’t exactly something they’re used to seeing. It must be a weird phenomenon for them.

  • V2peaceAllOver

    crossover sl@ng………..
    > 50% of w0nkette posters done B Guiltz of D’same.

    what’z with that funny new starbuck’s CD?

  • Buffy and Hildegard

    I’m all for excoriating FNC for everything all the time. Here, however, I think we see not so much an outright intent to be racist as a hint of exaclty how clumsy the right is going to be on the issue of race throughout this general election season. Everybody get comfy, pop some corn, and settle in — this is going to be freaking hillarious.

  • Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star

    [re=14325]gurukalehuru[/re]: I think the fact that I actually possess a soul makes me slightly cuter than her. It makes me all glowy and everything. Not being a hateful black hole of suck can do wonders for one’s complexion.

  • Securacom-wtc

    My past 3 posts were not repeats; they were were very applicable to politics, yet they were deleted, like the Soviet Union, in keeping with the “Patriot Act”

  • RuperttheBear

    Conservatives Outraged by Liberal Outrage, Chant “We Love Michelle Long Time”

  • Sussemilch

    Outraged Conservatives: Stop picking on Cracker Jack McCain!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Up Coming Fox News Captions:

    “How Hard Will it be for the Obamas to Sell Crack from the White House?”

    “Does Obama only want the White House for a Warm Place to Shit In?”

    “Michelle Obama, Boy Does She Hate Whitey!”

    “Da Nigga’s in da ‘House.” (After Obama is elected).

    [re=14134]stankfest[/re]: No, just watermelon.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: Please refer to [re=14217]Gopherit v2.0[/re]:
    K? TXBYE

  • ecohkr

    Obama’s baby mama? I like it, is has a note of alliteration, which, I’m sure, is why Fox went with it.

  • Botswana Meat Commission FC

    [re=14277]Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star[/re]:
    Stop teasing us.

  • StupidGeek

    The clip of that video is kind of funny – the caption switches in between the baby mama thing and one that says “Michelle Obama: Obama’s Bitter Half?”. Haha. I see what they did there. Although, I am a little confused because I thought only white people are bitter.

  • Botswana Meat Commission FC

    Yeah! Damn Soviet Union with their Patriot Act and whatnot.

    Also, when the Nazis attacked Pearl Harbor….(shakes fist)

  • bitchincamaro

    For the sake of accuracy, what Fox did was imply that “liberals”
    would use the racist term, in some weird attempt to defend the racist

    That said, Malkin should choke on truckload of dicks and save some for

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: While your post are always very “applicable to politics,” we delete them any way – for your own good. Now if we could just force your meds on you…

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=14190]floraway[/re]: Well, a key element in the success of the Women’s Movement in America has always been the notion that non-white women kinda always “bring it upon themselves.”

  • Sara K. Smith

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: They were deleted because they were boring, and long.

  • ForeignSickSpecialist

    Fox News: Will the Obama’s Paint the White House Black?

    You betcha…

  • Redhead

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: You are why, in this country and in the Soviet Union, your baby mama cannot also be your sister.

    As for Obama-baby mama, if we’re making offensive and mildly rhyming jokes, where are the McCain taint jokes? Or is that where the McCain condoms come in?

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=14428]Sara K. Smith[/re]: Hey Sara, you forgot their lack of relevance, too.

  • jagorev

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: You go, man! Don’t believe this “Sara K. Smith” (obviously a front for the Bilderberg Group). Your posts were deleted because they had too much TRUTH in them, and the sheeple here just can’t handle the TRUTH. You should try to spread the word somewhere where they would appreciate you, like the Huffington Post or maybe YouTube comments.

  • RuperttheBear

    [re=14430]ForeignSickSpecialist[/re]: And your mother.

    I’m not sure what that means, but my kids always say that.

  • SpecialHorse

    In a few months people will be looking back on captions like this remarking that it was a simpler time. Basically this is nothing compared to what we will be seeing.

  • RaptorAvatar

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: Can I get a miniature version of you, like to keep as a pet? I bet you give good computer advice. Maybe I’ll even let you cook sad little pizza bagels to eat while you watch pro wrestling clips on youtube when you’re good? I bet you have either really awful metal dude hair that I can tease with an old My Little Pony Brush when I feel like fidgeting, or maybe some kind of fuzzy closet homo brush cut that I can pet sensuously to relieve stress…

  • MordecuS

    How in the hell is this any different than the famous phrase “nappy headed hoes?”


  • Quacker

    [re=14428]Sara K. Smith[/re]:

    Sara K. Smith is my hero.

  • elizp

    Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star: Two words — skin lightener.

  • Darehead

    To be pickin’ fair and symmetrically we could do more pickin’ on McCain’s Baby Jane.*

    *Baby Jane = abusive, alcoholic has-been

  • Tits_LaRue

    Oopsies! There goes Fox again, trying to be relevant! This will get more and more funny the lower their ratings sink.

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: See, that’s part of your problem right there, (along with the redundant spamming, obviously.) That you think the content here should be merely “applicable to politics” is so very, very wrong. Wonkette has climbed up a certain evolutionary hill in order to roll down the other side and wallow in a pit of intellectual mud. You, on the other hand, showed up here from the opposite direction covered in the kind of common internet dirt that sticks to your shoes when you leave craigslist.

  • Truculent

    [re=14384]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: How could you forget:

    Obama’s shoes — too tight or nice and loose?

    What Obama really wants from Michelle — hint: it’s rhymes with “right wussy.”

    Secret Service OK’s spinning rims for Obama’s Limo.

    Obama warns Iran: “I’ll pop a cap in yo’ A-rab ass”

  • bitchincamaro

    [re=14660]Tits_LaRue[/re]: FTW

  • Tits_LaRue

    [re=14772]bitchincamaro[/re]: Dollars-to-Donuts he will not find a witty retort for this in his copy/paste arsenal…

  • Lazy Media

    [re=14369]Securacom-wtc[/re]: Jumpin’ Jiminy, Newell, could you please drop a nuke on this Paultard already?

  • Bakamoo

    The republicans are silly silly silly silly stupid stupid stupid insolent fools.. But it makes my world a little brighter with so much racist love going around. Thank you Fox for all that you do *Salutes*

    Also who got snaps on my 40ty mark busters running up on a homie dont play me like a fool fore I bust a cap in a wankster.

    K my ebonics has been coverd for today.

  • ChatteringClass

    [re=14268]TGY[/re]: Senator Kerry? What’re you doing here?

  • ChatteringClass

    [re=14890]Tits_LaRue[/re]: Am I the only one thinking (in the spirit of truth in advertizing) that Securacom should change his/her/its last 3 letters to WTF?

  • Tits_LaRue

    [re=15094]ChatteringClass[/re]: Sadly, ‘what the fuck’ Securacom is getting at is regurgitating an abbreviated laundry list of questionable conspiracy theories that can be found with the most rudimentary google search instead of producing something original and maybe even thought-provoking…

  • foog

    Malkin says exactly the following while the caption was running under Michelle Obama’s picture:

    “Where backlash would come is if people make gratuitous and cheap shots at her that have nothing to do with the substance of what she’s saying, and so far republicans and conservatives who have opposed Michelle Obama’s statements have not made those kind of cheap shots.”

    So please, stop badmouthing the critics of Michelle Obama. They are simply calling a spade a spade.

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