Sure, Hillary Clinton's campaign ended like $30 million in the red, but that doesn't mean our intrepid girl candidate will have to start eating out of soup kitchens. Complicated campaign finance laws and a clever lawyer will somehow manage to spin Hillary's stack of IOUs into mountains of cash, or at least food stamps, or free tickets to Regal Cinemas, or front-row seats to Mark Penn's nude public flogging. [ Politico ]