George Bush Senior Is A Terrorist Fist Jab Adulterer

Terror Fisting!
Here is old former president George (H.W.) Bush Senior, enjoying a gay game of Yale Tennis with this young thing (Communist Soviet sex spy Anna Kournikova) who is also not his scary old crone wife. They are giving each other a sexy Terrorist Fist Jab, like all the Bushes do with all their girlfriends and boyfriends. Oh and that dipshit lady at Fox News got fired, haw haw.

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59 comments

  1. Shypixel

    I wouldn’t mind getting caught fisting with Anna Kournikova

    Hell, I wouldn’t even mind the resulting internet photos being posted on Wonkette…

  2. Doglessliberal

    [re=13454]Servo[/re]: stunningly, HE now doesn’t seem bad compared to what we have had with his son. Everything really is relative.

  3. MoodProcessor

    This pic isn’t helping me control my Terrorist Fist fetish one bit.
    Beginning to lose composure.

  4. AngryBlakGuy

    …hey, where is that FUKKER who was posting that Obama is acting too black and scaring white people?!?!?!

  5. Servo

    [re=13458]Doglessliberal[/re]:
    *THWACK!* THAT’S for banging your Mother and ruining us all!

  6. norbizness

    This was code to Putin the Kidnapper: “Fist-bump Anna once if you want the little brown grandchildren to live by paying the 100 million Euro ransom.”

  7. daneellaw

    This fist jab is just what the aliens in Cocoon did to have sex with dead people. So clearly, Ana is an alien, and Gee H Dubya is dead, probably from the sex.

  8. Doglessliberal

    [re=13470]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I wish someone would tell me AHEAD of time when I am supposed to be scared. I never know.

  9. SayItWithWookies

    Has she developed a stoop out of empathy for Pre-Dubya? Maybe if she stood up straight next to him, it would emphasize his careworn, guilt-ridden, why-didn’t-I-use-birth-control-or-at-least-abandon-my-children-in-the-woods burden of responsibility hanging like a millstone around his spindly neck turning what should be his pleasant twilight years into a gruesome agony of familial fucktardedness. Oh — um — what was the question again?

  10. Gopherit v2.0

    [re=13473]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Is that what Evangelicals mean by the “Hand of God”?

  11. Doglessliberal

    You all know Clinton is saying “well, hell, why does HE get to play tennis with her? I am…was a President, too!”

  12. shortsshortsshorts

    Bush senior’s looking a bit on the side of old and decrepit these days, me thinks.

  13. Servo

    What I find most insulting of the Bush’s is the name of their yacht…..Fine Print. Arrogant assholes!

  14. Shypixel

    [re=13487]Doglessliberal[/re]: I’m still waiting to hear Bill call Obama the 2nd Black President. Or did Slick Willie lose his honorary title after playing the race card…er… I mean shoving the race card down any throat that got within earshot.

  15. Deepthroat

    wow, she manages to look even more frail than peepaw… i’d still rather fist her than him though

  16. AnnieGetYourFun

    OMG, my coworker and I were just saying “God, if only Fox would fire fucktards like ED… ha. As if…”

    I chocked on a pretzel when I read this. ‘Cause I’m a patriot, see.

  17. Gopherit v2.0

    I think that’s the most phyical contact he’s had with a woman shince he and Bar made Neil…..and that involved a turkey baster.

  18. AngryBlakGuy

    [re=13477]Doglessliberal[/re]: …you should be scared anytime a black guy drop his pants*rim-shot*

  19. AngryBlakGuy

    [re=13485]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: …and Adam said onto Eve “Im not stopping until I reach the elbow”

  20. Doglessliberal

    [re=13495]Shypixel[/re]: I would not be in the least surprised if he did. His lack of perspective and distance from reality is pretty amazing.

  21. graceless

    The terrorist fist jab was first shown on SNL. Back when the Clintons refusing to be cool in defeat was actually funny.

  22. WhatTheHeck

    Soon a new rule will come into play. Like DWB (Driving While Black), there will be FJWB (Fist-Jabbing While Black).

  23. ronaldpagan

    [re=13470]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I think Ned, much like the Fox News dipshit lady, is someone we won’t be seeing much of anymore.

  24. gurukalehuru

    The fist bump was invented for precisely this purpose – so hotties like Ana Kournikova would not need to get any closer than arm’s length with nasty, old, wrinkly peckerheads like this.

  25. Johnny Zhivago

    Date and Time 6/11 12:10
    Somehow this was posted over at hcfsjm.com!!! Wonder how???

    User Name Karen from West Virginia

    Subject Meaning of Knuckle Punch

    Comments Ed, great job on your website! Keep up the good work.

    Here is some news, first hand, and about as inside “info” as you can get! My friend’s manicurist’s brother-in-law’s neices’ boyfriend is an intern at Fox News in Washington and he says they are working on a story with some terror expert who says the Obama “knuckle punch” is an symbol of the planes crashing into the Twin Towers on 9/11. Apparently they do this every day in Gitmo and Saddam Hussain and Osama bin Laden were filmed doing this when they would meet before the attacks.

    They don’t want to run this story because they are afraid of losing their license if they air too many negative shows about Obama, since they get pressure from the Government who have all kinds of new “political correctness” rules and regulations now. They have to run a good story if they run a bad one and vica versa and they are out of good ones on Obama of course…

    So get the word out on your blog please.

  26. sezme

    ED Hill falls victim to Fox News sticking its collective finger in the air, testing which way the wind is blowing, and welcoming their new liberal overlords. In other news, George HW thinks he’s literally fighting terrorists here, and RupertTheBear is an evil genius.

  27. Securacom-wtc

    Mother Tells All About White House Sex Slave Ring And Son’s Kidnapping,By Greg Szymanski,Arctic Beacon.com, 11-14-6,Patricia Johnson-Holm claims in 1985 her 12-year-old-son, David, was kidnapped by the much talked about “Bush pedophile ring,” using White House power as a cover for their evil and satanic activities with young children. http://www.rense.com/general74/mother.htm

    USA’s Constitution and currency are being destroyed from within. How? Videos free on http://www.video.google.com 1) America: Freedom to Fascism, 2 hrs; 2)911 Justice, 18min; 3) The Clinton Chronicles, 1.7 hrs; 4) Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement, 2 hrs, 5) Terrorstorm: A History of False Flag Terror, 2 hrs 6) 911 Mysteries, 2 hrs; 7)The Creature from Jekyll Island, 1hr; 8)Orwell Rolls in His Grave, 2hrs; 9) The War on Democracy, 1.5 hrs; 10) The Energy Non-Crisis, 1 hr; 11)Iraq for Sale 1.2 hr; 12) Zeitgeist, 2 hrs; 13)Ring of Power, 2.5 hrs; 14)Bush link to JFK, 1.5 hrs; 15) The Century of the Self, 4 hrs; 16) Loose Change (2nd ed & Final cut) 2hrs each; 17)John Pilger: The New Rulers of the World; 18) The Money Masters: How International Bankers Gained Control of America, 3.5 hrs 19) Barack Obama CFR info 20) Global Warming or Global Governance 21) The Great Global Warming Swindle 22) Mercury, Autism and The Global Vaccine Agenda 23) The CIA, Mind Control and Satanism 24)George Hunt: UN UNCED Earth Summit 1992 (Population Reduction) 25) End of NAtions – EU Takeover 26) Washington, You’re Fired 27) Blackwater: America’s Private Army 28) Esoteric Agenda 29) Fiat Empire: Why the Federal Reserve Violates the U.S. COnstitution 30) The Revolution Will not be Televised [USA overthrow of Hugo Chavez] 31) One Nation Under Siege 32)Breaking The Silence – Truth and Lies in the War on Terror, by John Pilger(and all his documentaries) 33)Beyond Treason 1.5hrs

  28. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=13705]Securacom-wtc[/re]: Nobody clicks on your links. Anyone who admits they do will receive a savage beating by me, shorts.

  29. KevoTron

    [re=13730]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Yes, and after you savagely beat him back to Paulville I will take a giant shit on his head.

    Seriously, who is this guy how can he possibly post fifty fucking hours of suggested movie watching with a straight face? I hear they’re showing these documentaries in Gitmo to get the evildoers talking.

  30. 1ofUS

    [re=13730]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Having done clicked I await the wicked…but my candle burneth down.

  31. valencia

    Piece of cake fisting that scooter. I just goggled for a photo of the Obamas fisting and it said: do you mean: Obama’s first jab.

  32. KTHXBAI

    [re=13663]Johnny Zhivago[/re]:

    “Hey Ed great website! Love the font! Once the phone company runs lines to my house so I can internet at my house and don’t have to check it at the computer at the bowling alley where I work I can read some more. Anyways I found out from my sister’s friend’s hairdresser’s husband who works at the tire factory in Scranton that when Obama goes home he cornholes a bald eagle to the tune of “I will survive,” sung by a quarter of scantily-clad homosexual latinos gyrating around a mannequin dressed as the Pope in the background. No it has nothing to do with him being a colored.”

    Obviously that’s not a direct quote from the website. I spelled every wood correctly and used punctuation.

  33. KTHXBAI

    And “word.” Dammit I’m not on my game today. Fuck it. I’m just going to call it irony.

  34. JSDC007

    Poppy to Anna: You never once won a grand slam event, you foxy Russian tart.
    Anna to Poppy: And your son never won the Presidency.
    Poppy to Anna: Touche! Lets fist bump, you hot minx.

  35. Tits_LaRue

    It’s like the memes are eating each other now. Meme cannibalism… Memeibalism? (Not to be confused with Meemawibalism, that’s when old ladies resort to eating each other after the cat food runs out.)

  36. masterdebater

    [re=13730]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: There’s one in every crowd, or so it seems. I wonder what makes people think someone with our limited intelligence, and skewed world view, would click on their ennobling links? Don’t they know we aren’t ready to hear the truth? Oh, and the picture of the tennis babe and Pappy Bush? Well, you know when you have indigestion, and that acid comes up at the back of your throat? Same thing…I just have a weak constitution on top of lacking the proper dr-paul-is-a-god-and-i-must-follow attitude. I know. I lose a lot of sleep over it too.

  37. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=13898]masterdebater[/re]: Two advil, three shots of Jack, some form of speed and a benedryl usually does the trick. (DISCLAIMER: DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU ARE HUMAN. SIDE EFFECTS INDLUDE DEATH OF THE INDUCER OR THOSE OF THEIR IMMEDIATE SURROUDINGS). Don’t pay attention to the side effects, the very-pretty prairie with the happy people frolicking is much more influential.

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