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Here’s the new Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones website, “Two Chicks Chatting,” where they’re selling videos of their conversations for $1.99 apiece. They accept credit card and PayPal. Among the videos available for purchase: “Paula and the President’s Penis,” “Gennifer’s Story and the Presidential Penis,” and, simply, “Paula and Gennifer Chatting.” Oh boy — and look at those outfits! Latest intelligence still suggests that this is not a hoax. [Two Chicks Chatting]
BILL CLINTON
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
Where’d I put that bottle?
First person to post the New and Exciting Revelations here - for free - gets their very own whore diamond!
For me, this would be like listening to my mom and her friend talking about the sex they had in college. Except I’d be paying for it.
Ladies — the only people who paid money to hear you talk were Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich. Enjoy your continued irrelevance. Oi veh.
For a $1.99 a shot I’d be hoping for something more than two women chatting, but not in this case.
I’m sure whoever put the money up for this site is kicking themselves that Hillary didn’t get nominated. In fact, I’m guessing it’s Dick Morris.
sezme: I was about to do your bidding, but then I noticed you have to download and install a new codec to view the videos….
Funny, thats how porn sites get key loggers and other malware on your machine, through proprietary and restrictive video codec “downloads”…
Phone sex number?
Gawd, that Gennifer is an an ugly cunt. Please go back to your irrelevance, now. kthnxbai
No. Just….no.
Inadequate Blackmail: I bet it was Hillary. Have to make up that $10 mil debt somehow.
Oh, and another thing. NO one but Sean Hannity wants to hear two skanks talking about the Clenis!
-10 whore diamonds
Also, isn’t this false advertising? At best, these hags bagged Gubernatorial Dick. I hear, once you become president, your penis grows to the size of a Chunky Soup can.
Dammitall, Paula Jones is actually kind of attractive now, in a “wouldn’t lie to my buddies about picking her up at a bar” kind of way, but definitely not in a “would proudly admit to my wife that I hit that” way. Gennifer Flowers is, as always, hideous in a “Linda Tripp after gastric bypass” way.
They’re just trying to salvage what they can of their plan to make a fortune once Hilz got the nom.
…I’d more than likely hit Paula Jones(might need a couple tumblers of jack)
…Gennifer Flowers not even bag on her head and someone elses dick!
Shouldn’t this site be called “A Couple of White (Trash) Chicks Sittin’ Around Talking” or was that play written by a bitter back in the 70s?
more tastless than the Yolanda and her Donkey website.
Jim: the Wonkette nation humbly asks that you shell out the $1.99 and then provide us with synopsis of either/both of the videos.
Sleaze; and of the worst kind. Two women looking to make a buck while putting on a serious face. They’ve been obviously coached to act as if the purpose of their going public with this little endeavor is to discuss important matters. Flowers comes out with this antiseptic tone that tries to take the dirty out of a deed. When explaining what she and Paula Jones are doing on the Web site, she sounds like a stripper before giving you a lap dance describing what she’s going to do and what you cannot do, and asking politely for her money.
On more mundane matters: I think I’d do Paula.
Godless Liberal *: Well stated. Bill liked the skank, no question of that. Gina Gershon? Out of his league, or so she says.
I have thrown up all over the place. I will never recover. I hate you Paula.
Dave J.: Only, if it turns into 2girlsandacup, please for the love of God, no screen caps.
Naturally, the Daily News has bought and reviewed these videos. The verdict: two cocks down.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/06/10/2008-06-10_bill_clintons_gal_pals_kiss_and_tell_on_.html
Sorry about the comma splices on my previous posting. My bad.
Dave J.: Business expense!
Shouldn’t that last video be entitled “Paula and Gennifer Chatting about the Presidential Penis”?
I think this has been covered before but Chelsea looks like Paula Jones.
Ah, what memories. Paula. Gennifer. Troopergate.
All-around embarrassment as a president.
Not for bagging extramarital cooter, but for having such a high threshhold for skank. The leader of the Free World (and even a southern governor) can and must do better.
Is this a 2 girls 1 cup knockoff?
V572625694: Did he like the skank, or was the skank the best he could do? Maybe he and Hill had an understanding that he be with skanks, as opposed to say, Hill’s friends.
Two “Chicks” Chatting?
Let’s be honest. Two old hens.
I have a friend who emigrated from Switzerland to the U.S. because of stuff like this. “Sure, the U.S. is vulgar and violent and horrible in a lot of ways,” she says, “but it’s so….vital, compared to boring old Europe.”
I think this is the kind of thing she has in mind. Only in America.
Dave J.: ditto. Jim, it’s a business expense. plus, i’m cheap, not easy.
Hafta admit that I always thought Paula was a hottie — only time Bill showed any taste in women whatsoever. Monica a distant second.
Oh wah wah wah. Are we to beleive:
1) We were always like this, so when Bill Clinton came on to us it was suddenly a terrible thing, or
2) We were never like this, but we’re like this now, embracing this to make a buck.
Personally, I’m pretty sure being with either one of ‘em would be like reaching into a stump fulla granddaddy longlegs….shudder….
And here’s yet another reason why Obama was a better choice for President than the Clintons– Scarlett Johannsen would never put up a web site like this.
“How can anyone who can’t control her husband control our country?” asked Jones, in one of her pithier moments.
That’s just nasty. Even though I don’t like Hills much, I don’t think she deserves that. She couldn’t control his frickin’ loud Bubba-mouth on the campaign trail, either, but I don’t think anybody could’ve done that. He’s Bill Clinton! Mr. Loose Canon, as ’twere. He should put his canon back in his pants.
I wouldn’t fuck them with Bill Clinton’s dick. Oh wait, I did.
for god’s sake, tell those two old men to put some clothes on!
StrangelyBrown: Monica Lewinski left the Democratic Party because it “left a bad taste in her mouth.” Priceless! Almost.
{shudder} but I suppose if back then I’d given it enough thought, I should have been able to foresee it would come to this. Before long the entire right wing conspiracy is going to pimping 1-900 numbers on late-night TV.
Someone get these 2 girls 1 cup. They already have shit in their mouths.
By my calculations, they are both now a bazillion years old. That picture of Paula must date to about 1992. Now she looks more like WALNUTS!
Years ago I had stopped in the bookstore that was in the WTC lower concourse and there was Gennifer Flowers hawking and signing her book. Or, rather, icily glaring at the idiots who stood in line to have that waste sign her book. Talk about someone who did not deserve even her 15 minutes of fame/infamy. I got out of there as quickly as possible, all the while questioning Bill Clinton’s sanity & judgment.
Meanwhile this just in today’s news also:
According to her most recent filing with the Federal Election Commission. Senator Clinton owed about $9.5 million in unpaid bills at the end of April, 2008. Specifically she owed $5 million to Gennifer Flowers, and 4.5 million to Paula Jones, money promised to them in April if they would not launch their website, “Two Chicks Chatting.” Senator Clinton had promised to pay Ms. Flowers and Ms. Jones on the day after the primary election, June 4, 2008.
even from that small pic, you can see the hack photoshop job on Flowers’ picture…bobblehead, anyone?
Don’t be too hard on these power-lust knob-polishers. [Tee hee, I said hard on....]
The lot fees are due on their trailers.
Skanks gotta eat, too, y’know. Penis doesn’t fill the belly.
Shouldn’t ‘Jennifer’ be spelled with a ‘J’?
Unless, of course, you work in a titty bar.
Then nobody even cares what your name is, much less how its spelled
on the mailbox out in front of the trailer park.
Pimpin’ aint easy.
Dave J.: If all the commenter donated just one cent…
That’s a lot of big hair, cellulite, and jeans decorated by the Bedazzler.
Well I knew bill’s dick was shaped like a pretzel, but what of dick’s bill?
Gopherit v2.0: Two girls, one Clenis?
I’m sorry, I started to comment and realized I was wrong. You see, I thought it said, “Two chicks with dicks chatting”, because I saw those pictures and…well, you have to admit… I’ve always said that if they would have just sought to impeach Clinton over his taste in women, no one would have been able to defend him.
So who are the two chicks in the outer photos? Daughters?