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We had forgotten about these crazy war-dances the Maori like to do before important events like rugby matches and visits from the American First Lady. What is it with the Bushes and their weird knack for ending up at nutty dance parties? [YouTube]
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We should respect the diversity and creativity of other primitive cultures and peoples no matter how strange or retarded they may seem to us.
It’s just a jump to the left,
and a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips,
you bring your knees in tight.
Oh, boy. They just kept creeping closer and closer to Laura. I was just waiting for one of them to leap toward her and attack, war-dance style. Didn’t happen.
so fucking awkward
The Haka rules. Or, at least it ruled, before BYU started doing it.
Way to screw yet another thing up, Mormons.
WTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?! What was more discomfiting? The boys doing their little fire dance OR Laura’s icy “where the hell are the sniper fires I can later lie about” smile?
Um… get me the tat-boy. I likeeeee the muscles.
Does that make the luxury Airstream trailer she was toting along the Redneck Soul Train?
What they didn’t show her saying: “Oh mah, Ah do declare! Y’all might have to stop bah the trailer latah….”
It should have ended with her drunkenly slurring, “Oh, you men.”
Continued:
“Why, weren’t you that nahs colored boah who dun came an’ trimmed mah rose bush?” *wink*
To which the New Zealand soldier puked himself to death…
Man, she should stay there a little longer and finally get some real sex
after all this time, as opposed to the Republican sexisex: through a sheet with holes
strategically cut out..over the vajayjay and over the eyes to serve as KKK hoods after teh sexes…
freakishlystrong: vajayjay? rofl. I haven’t heard that one in years. XD
I thought that delightful little Maori hate-fuck dance was supposed to end with Laura in a cauldron or thrown in a volcano or something.
loudmouthredhead: I don’t think Repubs have “cooters” for some reason…
Uh, where are the sheep? I thought there were supposed to be sheep involved. New Zealand, you know. Maybe it’s stylized sheep.
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeehhhh, macarena
RooseveltFranklin: They didn’t want to OFFEND said fire god.
No sticks?
No tats?
No tongues?
Maori dancing is so much more. Guess they didn’t think Laura could handle it.
…how close was that, to turning into a gang-bang?
Darehead: She can hardly handle cogent conversation without zoning out. Do you REALLY think she could handle that?
These guys were lucky the Secret Service didn’t take the whole bunch of them out.
(Nice to see tht Laura and Hillary are using the same tailor.)
loudmouthredhead: It’s impossible to zone out for real Maori dancing. Laura likes male strip bars after all and Maori men are HOT, macho and nearly naked. All she has to do is stand and drool.
I’m sure glad those New Zea Landers are on our side. They are on our side aren’t they?
What kind of dance would have occurred if Jenna and Barbara were there?!?!?!?!
thefrontpage: I’m afraid it might involve a Pole?
The Hip-Hop Battalion passes in review. What a sight!
Sean O:
The Haka rules. Or, at least it ruled, before BYU started doing it.
Way to screw yet another thing up, Mormons.
I’m pretty sure the Angel Moroni gave it to the lost Mormon tribe of Israel while they were still trapped inside volcanoes before he gave it to the New Zealanders.
upperleft: Define “our.” I think they sent a few engineers to join the “coalition of the sort-of willing” in Iraq for a few months. And now the neoliberals in both countries want various kinds of FTAs with one another.
I’m just a typical haole bitter so I can’t answer that well. Wonk should have some Kiwis charging in here soon for a fuller explanation. Oh wait…is Tony a Kiwi?
They should have fed her to the Orcs.
Yet another dance screwed over by the white guy dance deficit.
Darehead: “Oh wait…is Tony a Kiwi?” I believe one of his personalities is from Wellington, yes.
Friends, clearly we have just been “served”. The only way to regain our national honor is to demand a dance off between the US and New Zealand militaries.
The drill sergeant there at the end was saying “Dammit, I told you to leave out the ficky-ficky motion!” Still, I’m guessing Laura was checking the Airstream fridge for cucumbers after.
What’s even more embarrassing is the dance she was greeted with when she visited the Japanese navy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ2wX7WyGnE
Whoa, what was that “grab the hips and hump” motion they made about half way through the dance suppose to signify - fuck the first lady and the Air Stream she rode in on?
That’s the first time she’s gotten wet in the panties since the 90’s.
“I’ll take… you, and you… and you three to go.”
AxmxZ: no, no, no, no , YES, no, no YES, no, no YEEEEEEEES!
meh. i already saw this on out-takes for ‘return of the king’. only it was waaaayyyy better because viggo actually participated.
i am not a paultard.
btw: is laura wearing a PANTSUIT??
Can anyone tell me which one of the boys is Jemaine Clement?
I actually think that was pretty cool.
¡YMCA!