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  • HE CAN TYPE? Corrupt adulterous moron and World’s Worst Governor Jim Gibbons has now been caught with more than 800 text messages to or from his current girlfriend. [Reno Gazette Journal]


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3:04 AM on Wed June 11 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:14 am, June 11th, 2008

    I am now convinced that Nevada is the most fucking wonderful state in the Union. AT&T says “he was talking about the dog” (paraphrased), but in all actuality it was Doggie style, his hatred of his wife, his fancy new cell phone, his wonderful power-kick being governor of a state with one city (where he liked to harass the lady-folk) and of course, RENO! Reno is an amazing town for the first timer ’round ‘ere. You can find the whores, you can strike it rich at Circus-Circus (or any of the other dilapadated casinos that we’re pushed out of Vegas) or you can become a fucking GOVERNOR and live in Carson City, NV, which is where Elvis impersonators go when they’re kicked off the strip. In any case, pick up your blue suede shoes, you east-coast people, and get your ass out here. You TOO can fuck up a state more than you thought could have ever been. This is why it is the silver state. There is no Gawd, but there are no libtards either.

    Paultards not welcome.

  2. dilhavarti says at 3:25 am, June 11th, 2008

    Only to find out he was txtng Deputy Dangle.

  3. bcnjake says at 4:03 am, June 11th, 2008

    860 text messages in six weeks? What, did he go to the Kwame Kilpatrick School of Government and Stenography?

  4. Cape Clod says at 6:51 am, June 11th, 2008

    I guess that in a state where whores are legal, the only way a politician can get in a sex scandal is to fool around with another man’s wife.

  5. casinomike says at 6:53 am, June 11th, 2008

    ,,,would love to peruse the texts of the last two elected NJ Guvs (Cor$ine & McDreamy)

  6. Carrie_Okie says at 8:15 am, June 11th, 2008

    Actual transcripts have leaked on the internets:
    JG: HOO LETS MY DAWG IN?
    KK: LOLZ U MAKE ME ROTFLMFAO
    ad nauseum…

  7. ManchuCandidate says at 8:35 am, June 11th, 2008

    For a moment there I thought they were talking about William J. Petomain, the Gub from Blazing Saddles and not Jim Gibson soon to be known as the Defendant.

  8. ManchuCandidate:
    “Give the Governor a ‘Harumph’!”
    “Harumph!”
    “You watch your ass!”

  9. vicuna says at 9:10 am, June 11th, 2008

    Terrorists are smart enough to use fake names and throwaway pay as you go phones, yet Governors are not. We’re DOOMED!

  10. norbizness says at 10:20 am, June 11th, 2008

    Help me out: did Mayor Kwame play Ricky Schroeder’s friend on Silver Spoons, or was it the guy who went on to be Carlton on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

    P.S. Everything about Nevada politics can be summed up by this exchange from Casino:

    Ace Rothstein: [talking about Don] The guy is history as far as I’m concerned. History.

    Phillip Green: You can’t just fire him. Webb’s his brother-in-law. He’s County Commissioner.

    Ace Rothstein: So what? Everybody out here with cowboy boots is a fuckin’ county commissioner or related to a county commissioner. I’m fuckin’ sick of it.

  11. thefrontpage says at 11:08 am, June 11th, 2008

    What happens on Nevada e-mails, doesn’t stay in Nevada e-mails.

  12. InsidiousTuna says at 8:43 pm, June 11th, 2008

    Gibbons was in my dad’s reserve unit. Found that out today.

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