GENIUS COMMENTER AT MCCAIN STORE NOW

Go to John McCain's humble store RIGHT NOW and see the amazing product reviews before somebody gets wise. Here is a sample review, of the Embroidered McCain Travel Bag: "This bag is quite possibly the best travel bag on the planet. It is great for keeping pictures of Obama, Hillary, Bush, Cheney and your scantily clad mother. It also will hold 5 toothbrushes, 1 anal probe, and 14 crayons for the hygienically minded senior citizens ....

".... My favorite feature of this bag, and they don't tell you this when you buy it, is that it will give you a 10% discount at any Hilton hotel worldwide. If by chance you decide to stay at the Hilton in Hanoi, it enables you up to 5 free years of free stays. You can beat that deal with a bamboo shoot!"

ELEVENTY BILLION WHORE DIAMONDS. [ The John McCain Campaign Store ]