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Here’s the current center graphic of John McCain’s website, which links to his Plan For Small Businesses, such as this suffering barbershop in what appears to be a rich, conservative seaside command center, like Orange County. This is not a “buisness” at all, idiot! Go back to second grade! There’s no such thing! [John McCain]
Ugh. What a duochebag.
…first the BEER and now the BUIS…NESS, have he no decency!
Wow, they fixed that pretty quick. Not that Wonkette’s being wiretapped or anything…
OH MAN that picture makes Detroit look like a palace!
It must be a Republican ghetto in the O.C., because there is no such thing as a Republican ghetto anywhere else.
They corrected that quickly… good for them! Now if only they would learn what the little red squiggly line means WHILE they’re typing… but, I mean, his IS new to this whole internets thing
Jahn McKain is a prowd uS Amurikan end sez spalling is fer pissiez.
Didn’t you guys hear? He hired Ed Hale as his webmaster.
BUIS = Back up iron sights (http://www.talonarms.com/talonarms/index.php?cPath=42&main_page=index)
“Small Buisness growth” means a plan to arm Detroit with state of the art tactical weaponry.
As Floyd the Barber goes, so goes the nation.
Lay off, he just discovered Google yesterday, I’m sure he’ll get to the sepllcehck evnetualyg
yeah, they corrected it, now it says “mccain’s vision for big buisness growth for better campaign donations”
Regarding the webmaster cracks: McCain’s server is actually running on the fairly professional IIS 6.0, while BarackObama.com is running on the out of date and inadequate Microsoft Personal Web Server. I find this ironic, but I’m also a huge dork.
Our Wonkette is using Apache on Debian, like all good terrorists everywhere.
MCCAIN: Are they booing me?
LACKEY: No sir! They’re saying “boo-isness” — buisness!
MCCAIN: My friends, are you saying “boo” or “buisness”?
CROWD: BOOOOOOO!
ROMNEY: I was saying “buisness”…
Speeling is for A-leets.
This picture reminds me of how I’m going to Catalina Island on the 4th of July.
Plus, I can practically here some sad-sack intern getting yelled at.
He’s been writing the website through a dictaphone.
I know we’ve already talked about it, but that “Golf Gear” heading is SO F’in incongruous.
Reform — Economic Stimulus — National Defense — Fuzzy Hats
Poor old guy.
tunamelt: Hear. Maybe someday I will learn to spellcheck, too.
The “i” and the “s” are just trying to switch sides, much like 35,000 Hillary Clinton supporters!
This is none of your buisness, morans.
Maybe this is Old English for business. Spelling was more fluid in olden times.
OMG they’ve been hacked:
http://i29.tinypic.com/5xkcwi.jpg
You all just don’t appreciate how to talk to bitters.
It’ll be buisness as usual in Bush’s third term.
Note the eerie lack of people on the street.
They’re huddled inside their luxury fear-bunkers, or being tortur… er, waterboarded at Gitmo.
In Old French it was pronounced “bwees-nay,” which meant “freakishly Gigantor jowls.” Today, of course, “small buisness” is an anachronism, since you can’t really have small freakishly Gigantor jowls.
tunamelt: Verily, there were at leaste sixe ways to spell sheepfucker. Coincidentally, one of them was “WALNUTS!”.
John McCain’s internets campaigning: serious buisness.
El Bombastico: I just thought that Wonkette commenters hacked in and added typos to make it look like McCain didn’t know how to spell. Aren’t all of Ed’s comments the fault of the wonketeers?
Eh, this is one area where I think their right-on. I never liked spelling it “business” anyway. “Buisness” makes more sense.
I can’t remember - would this grant me trucknutz points or whore diamonds?
AnnieGetYourFun: “their” right on what? Or are you being two-clever by half?
AnnieGetYourFun:
You know, I kinda like it better when we referred to it as “bees-wax.”
None of your bees-wax, buddy.
thats code for cunt
I thought the word was ‘bidness’ now anyway - hasn’t McCain been keeping up with his urban slang?
Brutus Harlot: Speaking of hcsfjm.com, did anybody get sent the password for the chatroom? That’s gotta be good for the death of several million brain cells.
Shouldn’t that read ” . . . For a Bitter Economy”? Learn to spell, McCain.
my friends…so they can’t spell on my website. big
fuckin’ deal. vote for me or i’ll kill you. i’ll bomb
your freakin’ ass into dust.
now…my friends, how do you like them apples? spelling
won’t seem so freakin’ important then, will it, you
wonkette spelling bee loving twits? when the naplam
burns the skin off your bones, I’LL be the one laughing.
hahahahahahahaha
Do we not have available to us more substantial lulz than a web typo? Slow tuesday indeed.
He’s just getting the hang of using a newfound contraption called the keyboard. He’s used to dipping his feather (not that’s not a euphemism) in an ink well & writing on sheepskin, which it took him forever to get used to after carving hieroglyphics on stone tablets.
Ooops, meant “no, that’s not a euphemism”.
Can we start a “Golf Gear Watch” to see how long it stays on the front page?
Texan Bulldoggette: Not to mention cuneiform on wet clay tablets. He’s multilingual. I can’t wait for his platform reinstating the Code of Hammurabi.
tunamelt: Cheek for a cheek?
He also could win over Perez Hilton by promoting “the McCain vision on Small Biz Growth”.
@ Honcho: A Good idea. I’m all for it.
AnnieGetYourFun: Truck Nutz fer shur. Like the aforementioned vehicular accoutrements, intentional misspelling is cry of rebellion against the rigid parameters of the dominant paradigm.
You only get Whore Diamonds if your transgression involves your naughty bits.
edgydrifter: Truck NUTZ make the world a better place for all.
Hey I just used the WayBackMachine to get GW’s 1999 campaign website. It is a little different than how I remember him though…
http://web.archive.org/web/19991012163339/http://georgebush.com/
Johnny MacAttack’s gotta small growth on his business?
Gag.
That’s not spelling we can beleive in.
shortsshortsshorts:
‘course it ain’t Detroit; not a wig shop, party store, or bump shop within 10 feet of the cameraman.
Slightly OT: Can Wonkette afford a login button up top ‘cuz I could be the laziest commenter in the world and getting down here on this ancient notebook is a joke. Oh, and since we’re correcting 2nd grade essayists–is the dropped ‘g’ on the “loggin” page intentional or is Wonkette lazier than me?
You sure that graphic isn’t supposed to say “Hair Growth”?
Q:
109 minutes before somebody finally decoded this shit, Wonkette style.
Knuckle bump. Oops, so declasse.
Don’t you know the only people who care about spelling are elitists?
Just BTW, the “small business” depicted here is the real estate development company that owns this piece of Salsilito to the horizon. The guy with the barbershop is a “serf”.
You’d think old people could spell right on account of all of that Scrabble.
Ha. His ssl certificate is also installed wrong. Crack team of web gurus with teh mad skillz, indeed.
Maybe they were the only small web design business listed in the phone book.
columnv: But they didn’t have dictionaries yet when McCain started spelling.
Brutus Harlot: “Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote, the droghte of March hath perced to the roote…” Chaucer stole that from Walnuts, ya know.
I prefer to pronounce it “bwees-ness”.
Which reminds me of Beezus of Beverly Cleary fame. That’s it– it should read “Small Beezus Growth”!
edgydrifter: Moises stole the ten commandments from him
Oh God the spelling disease has spread from hcsfjm.com
Aww, it’s Obama’s daughter’s seventh birthday.
InsidiousTuna: She shares a birthday with Johnny Edwards? How cute.
Brutus Harlot: Maybe Johnny *is* his daughter. O_0
http://www.hcsfjm.com/chat.html
EVERYONE MUST JOIN.
InsidiousTuna:
Chat room closed down now….. they’re all watching Greta on Faux News….
REPLY TO THELMA:
LET ME TELL YOU I’VE HEARD THIS TOO. FIRST OF ALL, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE AL QUEDA / IRAN POLITICAL ACTION COMMITTEE (AIPAC) IS EVEN ALLOWED TO OPERATE IN THIS COUNTRY. I ASSUME IT IS MOSTLY A FRONT FOR THIS OBAMA FRAUD. I AM SO PROUD THAT JOHN MCCAIN DOES NOT SPEAK BEFORE SUCH AN ORGANIZATION OF MARXISTS, LENINISTS AND MUSLIMS AS THIS. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WITH CONNECTIONS TO THE US SECURITY FORCES HAVE THIS AIPAC SHUT DOWN?
I ALSO THINK IT IS TIME TO SECURE THE BEACHES OF THIS COUNTRY AS WELL AS THE BORDERS. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WHEN WE GO TO THE BEACH (WHICH IS JUST ON LAKE EFAULA, MY HUSBAND AND I KEEP A 24 HOUR WATCH OVER THE DAUGHTERS WITH OUR M4A’S. THESE TERRORISTS COULD EASILY RAFT IN AND TO TAKE UP STRATEGIC POSITIONS AT THE BUS TERMINALS, STEEL MILLS AND AUTO PLANTS AND DISRUPT OUR ECONOMY.
FINALLY, I WANT TO SAY I LIKE WHAT JOHN MCCAIN SAID TODAY ABOUT SMALL BUSINESS GROWTH. I RUN A SMALL BUSINESS (HORSESHOES FOR BARBIE DOLL HORSES) AND I AM PROUD OF MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE AMERICAN ECONOMY. WHERE IS OBAMA ON SMALL BUSINESS. I HEAR HE WOULD EXPORT IT ALL TO INDIA. HOW THE HECK CAN I AFFORD TO MOVE THE BUSINESS TO INDIA? I CANNOT EVEN SPEAK INDIAN, ALTHOUGH MY GRANDFATHER ON MY MOTHERS SIDE WAS CHEROKEE.
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING,
LINDA
Johnny_Zhivago: Classic. Did they send you a chat password?
Okay, fixed it:
http://usera.imagecave.com/SayItWithWookies/Random1/EatingYourChildren.jpg
http://www.236.com/blog/w/katie_halper/loyalty_oaths_for_hillary_supp_7062.php
I know this has nothing to do with misspelling, but I basically came when I saw this.
Johnny_Zhivago: Now that is a conspiracy I can bite into. *chomp*.
Johnny_Zhivago: OT but I must know where to find horseshoes for my barbie’s horse…
InsidiousTuna: I’d like to suggest a permalink to hcsfjm.com so we may monitor progress and hijack without straining ourselves…
I CANNOT EVEN SPEAK INDIAN, ALTHOUGH MY GRANDFATHER ON MY MOTHERS SIDE WAS CHEROKEE
Shouldn’t she be confined to a detention camp, err… reservation somewhere? I mean, what did General Custer die for!?!?!
Fuck all ya’all. Paultard is still the only Native American in these ‘ere lands.
The Ultimate Buisness, er…. Bidness, no!….Bees-wax…..
Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Wait… WALNUTS is disenfranchising words?
dilhavarti: Words are for the tax and spend liberals. Reptards prefer that you shutup and take your assfucking, for Jeebus.
@StrangelyBrown:
OK, I’ll give you props for that. Even if these other elitists won’t.
And since when did “Golf Gear” endorse McCain? Here in the Marin County, blessed satanic worship is always followed by a solid back-nine.
That’s not a spellcheck we can believe in.
I’m gonna run this well dry. Dry I tell ya!
Johnny_Zhivago: OMG the BEST. This, especially, I love: HEAR HE WOULD EXPORT IT ALL TO INDIA. HOW THE HECK CAN I AFFORD TO MOVE THE BUSINESS TO INDIA? I CANNOT EVEN SPEAK INDIAN, ALTHOUGH MY GRANDFATHER ON MY MOTHERS SIDE WAS CHEROKEE. Yea, Linda, you might even need to get a passport so you can visit the rez.
You wrong Jon McCian badly.