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North Carolina Governor Joins Terrorist Fisting Cabal

North Carolina Governor Mike Easley, who supported Hillary Clinton when she was still alive and famously called Obama a “pansy,” which the media assumed meant “fag,” is suddenly in league with this same fag, as demonstrated by this terrorist fist jab they shared at a North Carolina rally yesterday. Look at the gal in the muu-muu, walking away. She knows what’s up. The rally was literally lined with dangerous roaster chickens. [YouTube]


4:16 PM on Tue June 10 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:22 pm, June 10th, 2008

    He even fists like pansy. Jeebus.

  2. Inadequate Blackmail says at 4:23 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Damn. The dap just jumped the shark.

  3. Chiraq says at 4:24 pm, June 10th, 2008

    I so see Bin Laden doing the same thing after every video recording.

  4. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 4:25 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Easley looked so proud of himself after that.

  5. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 4:26 pm, June 10th, 2008

    They need fisting lessons, and I know several people who would be happy to oblige.

    Muu-Muu girl… new spokeswoman of Chick-fil-a

  6. daneellaw says at 4:32 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Next stop, Gitmo.

  7. Shypixel says at 4:33 pm, June 10th, 2008

    So, we have shortened “terrorist fist jab” to “fisting”?

    Now if fox “news” **snicker** came out with a video of Barry “fisting” Michelle, that might be a scandal I could really get behind.

  8. Hon. Jewington Analplay says at 4:33 pm, June 10th, 2008

    I was the innovator of the “fist”, which I spontaneously shared with my bottom Toby following my first Inaugural speech.

    Glad to see it’s catching on.

  9. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:34 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Where’s that “Securicom” character for this post? Why hasn’t it come and told us that this fisting was an inside job?

  10. freakishlystrong says at 4:36 pm, June 10th, 2008

    E.D. Hill got farrrhed! today from Fux, or at least, they cancelled her show…

  11. edgydrifter says at 4:38 pm, June 10th, 2008

    My next white supremacist punk band will be called “Amerikkkan Fist!”

  12. Yah, great limp-wristed fist jab or bump or whatever.

  13. Vanity Smurf says at 4:43 pm, June 10th, 2008

    The Crisco Christians can’t help but fixate on the fist.

  14. Vanity Smurf says at 4:46 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Is this where we get a mash up of Walnuts whispering “rosebud” like Citizen Kane?

  15. I like the way that, by following up the fist bump with an incredibly dorky thumbs-up, Barry acknowledges both his black heritage and his white heritage.

  16. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:49 pm, June 10th, 2008

    …Governor Easely looks like he had one of those “black” moments where he felt totally “Hip” & “Cool”

  17. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 4:51 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Josh Fruhlinger: white heritage? or roman? perhaps that was the not-so-secret symbol for the other gladiator to dispose of his opponent, permanently

  18. metropolitan says at 4:51 pm, June 10th, 2008

    like many others here seeing a headline about “fisting” accompanied by a picture of obama and some white dude instantly gave me chubby.

  19. WhatTheHeck says at 4:51 pm, June 10th, 2008

    This fistin’ thing is so insidious, the muslim takeover is now complete.

  20. NoWireHangers says at 4:53 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Looks like “the bump” has spread to North Carolina. Soon Washington will be “popping” “locking” “krumping” and “beat boxing”. DHS threat level CODE RED.

  21. InsidiousTuna says at 4:54 pm, June 10th, 2008

    I’m sorry, this is off-topic, but this is absolutely critical.

    “User Name Shirley

    In Response to t-shirts

    Comments Hi Ed, I will email about t-shirts and more designs later, but now here is a big newsflash. According to this article, OBAMA IS NOT EVEN A CITIZEN!!!!!! http://word.truthintheword.org/archives/1430

    Read it for yourself - click on the above link and get ready for a shock.

    Please read this. Hawaii would need to have been a state 5 years before he was born if one parent was not an American citizen. It was only a state 2 years before he was born!

    OMG - this is true. I think we need to hire a lawyer and challenge Obama. According to the law, he is not able to run for the president of the USA. Folks, we need Attorney now. I will call a meeting tonight and get this going. Our gal still maybe “Madame Presdient” - Ed”

    It’s over. They won. We had a good run, people. Obama’s resigning tomorrow.

  22. Gopherit v2.0 says at 4:54 pm, June 10th, 2008

    And all I can think is:

    “Wonder Twin Powers: Activate!”

    “Form of: a tall, cool glass of water. Shape of: A dorky white politician. ”

    What can I say? I am shamelessly a child of the 70s and a product of being raised by television.

  23. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:55 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Dick Cheney warned us of this. First, the Democrats take over Congress. Then they refuse to allow us to spy on Americans and stuff. And now Muslim Terrorist Fisting is taking over the country.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have gone through the looking glass.

  24. bmannes says at 5:05 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Poor Obama. He’s been on the receiving end of the fist both times now. Just like being president!

  25. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 5:08 pm, June 10th, 2008

    InsidiousTuna: Yes, but if i read the comment correctly, the law was changed in 1986, thus absolving him of the requirement, and thanks to our lucky ex post facto clause, they can’t change it back.

  26. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 5:14 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Once you fist, everything else just doesn’t feel the same.

    NoWireHangers: Washington already does “pop” “lock” “krump” and “beat box” - just not K Street and related areas.

  27. problemwithcaring says at 5:14 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Inadequate Blackmail: When “Dap/Pounds” jumped the shark: http://www.benstein.com/btdt2.jpg

  28. Rodney Badger says at 5:15 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Offtopic: Chris Matthews is totally drunk right now. Just an FYI for those of you that are gainfully employed.

  29. InsidiousTuna says at 5:30 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Rodney Badger: You’re right, he’s wasted. That’s hilarious. “What’s this? Twin conventions in the Twin Cities?”

  30. Rodney Badger says at 5:35 pm, June 10th, 2008

    InsidiousTuna: Did he just have a chicken in a pink pantsuit on to debate about life rafts?

  31. Rodney Badger: I know! I’m watching him, and he’s being sillier than usual, which is quite a Tweety-feat.

  32. Rodney Badger says at 5:42 pm, June 10th, 2008

    AxmxZ: He keeps looking around the studio, with this glazed-eyed grin. I bet Terry McAuliffe is sitting over there taunting him with shots of Bacardi.

  33. RuperttheBear says at 5:49 pm, June 10th, 2008

    That video says GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO in big blinking letters. It is so STREET that I am running to lock my door because those two black people will soon be here to rob me and sell my children into white slavery or perhaps even offer them marijuana cigarettes. Nedpepper was right and I am ashamed for being such a moran.

  34. InsidiousTuna says at 5:50 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Rodney Badger: He TOTALLY just had a little puke-burp midsentence. “So he’s talking about this third term of (bleugh)… George W. Bush, and McCain says Jimmy Carter second term.”

  35. Rodney Badger says at 5:56 pm, June 10th, 2008

    InsidiousTuna: He stayed on message though. That’s the sign of a real pro right there.

  36. jagorev says at 6:02 pm, June 10th, 2008

    freakishlystrong: That is wonderful news.

  37. AngryBlakGuy says at 8:29 pm, June 10th, 2008

    …HOW LONG BEFORE: some high school kid is expelled for doing the fist-bump and Faux news JIZZES in their panties while covering it!?!?!?!?!

  38. junkscience says at 11:29 pm, June 10th, 2008

    If the dap + thumbs up becomes a thing, I’m going to have hate in my heart.

  39. Jewdishoowary Square says at 1:55 am, June 11th, 2008

    Josh Fruhlinger: Next, I want to see him dunk a bocce ball.

  40. atpeaceinoregon says at 9:00 pm, June 11th, 2008

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