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HILLARY CLINTON

June 10, 2008

North Carolina Governor Joins Terrorist Fisting Cabal

by Jim Newell  

North Carolina Governor Mike Easley, who supported Hillary Clinton when she was still alive and famously called Obama a “pansy,” which the media assumed meant “fag,” is suddenly in league with this same fag, as demonstrated by this terrorist fist jab they shared at a North Carolina rally yesterday. Look at the gal in the muu-muu, walking away. She knows what’s up. The rally was literally lined with dangerous roaster chickens. [YouTube]

{ 40 comments }

shortsshortsshorts June 10, 2008 at 4:22 pm

He even fists like pansy. Jeebus.

Inadequate Blackmail June 10, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Damn. The dap just jumped the shark.

Chiraq June 10, 2008 at 4:24 pm

I so see Bin Laden doing the same thing after every video recording.

Botswana Meat Commission FC June 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Easley looked so proud of himself after that.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl June 10, 2008 at 4:26 pm

They need fisting lessons, and I know several people who would be happy to oblige.

Muu-Muu girl… new spokeswoman of Chick-fil-a

daneellaw June 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm

Next stop, Gitmo.

Shypixel June 10, 2008 at 4:33 pm

So, we have shortened “terrorist fist jab” to “fisting”?

Now if fox “news” **snicker** came out with a video of Barry “fisting” Michelle, that might be a scandal I could really get behind.

Hon. Jewington Analplay June 10, 2008 at 4:33 pm

I was the innovator of the “fist”, which I spontaneously shared with my bottom Toby following my first Inaugural speech.

Glad to see it’s catching on.

shortsshortsshorts June 10, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Where’s that “Securicom” character for this post? Why hasn’t it come and told us that this fisting was an inside job?

freakishlystrong June 10, 2008 at 4:36 pm

E.D. Hill got farrrhed! today from Fux, or at least, they cancelled her show…

edgydrifter June 10, 2008 at 4:38 pm

My next white supremacist punk band will be called “Amerikkkan Fist!”

TGY June 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Yah, great limp-wristed fist jab or bump or whatever.

Vanity Smurf June 10, 2008 at 4:43 pm

The Crisco Christians can’t help but fixate on the fist.

Vanity Smurf June 10, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Is this where we get a mash up of Walnuts whispering “rosebud” like Citizen Kane?

Josh Fruhlinger June 10, 2008 at 4:46 pm

I like the way that, by following up the fist bump with an incredibly dorky thumbs-up, Barry acknowledges both his black heritage and his white heritage.

AngryBlakGuy June 10, 2008 at 4:49 pm

…Governor Easely looks like he had one of those “black” moments where he felt totally “Hip” & “Cool”

NotUrEvryDayWEzl June 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm

[re=12531]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: white heritage? or roman? perhaps that was the not-so-secret symbol for the other gladiator to dispose of his opponent, permanently

metropolitan June 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm

like many others here seeing a headline about “fisting” accompanied by a picture of obama and some white dude instantly gave me chubby.

WhatTheHeck June 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm

This fistin’ thing is so insidious, the muslim takeover is now complete.

NoWireHangers June 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm

Looks like “the bump” has spread to North Carolina. Soon Washington will be “popping” “locking” “krumping” and “beat boxing”. DHS threat level CODE RED.

InsidiousTuna June 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm

I’m sorry, this is off-topic, but this is absolutely critical.

“User Name Shirley

In Response to t-shirts

Comments Hi Ed, I will email about t-shirts and more designs later, but now here is a big newsflash. According to this article, OBAMA IS NOT EVEN A CITIZEN!!!!!! http://word.truthintheword.org/archives/1430

Read it for yourself – click on the above link and get ready for a shock.

Please read this. Hawaii would need to have been a state 5 years before he was born if one parent was not an American citizen. It was only a state 2 years before he was born!

OMG – this is true. I think we need to hire a lawyer and challenge Obama. According to the law, he is not able to run for the president of the USA. Folks, we need Attorney now. I will call a meeting tonight and get this going. Our gal still maybe “Madame Presdient” – Ed”

It’s over. They won. We had a good run, people. Obama’s resigning tomorrow.

Gopherit v2.0 June 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm

And all I can think is:

“Wonder Twin Powers: Activate!”

“Form of: a tall, cool glass of water. Shape of: A dorky white politician. ”

What can I say? I am shamelessly a child of the 70s and a product of being raised by television.

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 10, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Dick Cheney warned us of this. First, the Democrats take over Congress. Then they refuse to allow us to spy on Americans and stuff. And now Muslim Terrorist Fisting is taking over the country.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have gone through the looking glass.

bmannes June 10, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Poor Obama. He’s been on the receiving end of the fist both times now. Just like being president!

NotUrEvryDayWEzl June 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm

[re=12543]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Yes, but if i read the comment correctly, the law was changed in 1986, thus absolving him of the requirement, and thanks to our lucky ex post facto clause, they can’t change it back.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl June 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Once you fist, everything else just doesn’t feel the same.

[re=12542]NoWireHangers[/re]: Washington already does “pop” “lock” “krump” and “beat box” – just not K Street and related areas.

problemwithcaring June 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm

[re=12469]Inadequate Blackmail[/re]: When “Dap/Pounds” jumped the shark: http://www.benstein.com/btdt2.jpg

Rodney Badger June 10, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Offtopic: Chris Matthews is totally drunk right now. Just an FYI for those of you that are gainfully employed.

InsidiousTuna June 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm

[re=12602]Rodney Badger[/re]: You’re right, he’s wasted. That’s hilarious. “What’s this? Twin conventions in the Twin Cities?”

Rodney Badger June 10, 2008 at 5:35 pm

[re=12624]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Did he just have a chicken in a pink pantsuit on to debate about life rafts?

AxmxZ June 10, 2008 at 5:38 pm

[re=12602]Rodney Badger[/re]: I know! I’m watching him, and he’s being sillier than usual, which is quite a Tweety-feat.

Rodney Badger June 10, 2008 at 5:42 pm

[re=12639]AxmxZ[/re]: He keeps looking around the studio, with this glazed-eyed grin. I bet Terry McAuliffe is sitting over there taunting him with shots of Bacardi.

RuperttheBear June 10, 2008 at 5:49 pm

That video says GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO in big blinking letters. It is so STREET that I am running to lock my door because those two black people will soon be here to rob me and sell my children into white slavery or perhaps even offer them marijuana cigarettes. Nedpepper was right and I am ashamed for being such a moran.

InsidiousTuna June 10, 2008 at 5:50 pm

[re=12643]Rodney Badger[/re]: He TOTALLY just had a little puke-burp midsentence. “So he’s talking about this third term of (bleugh)… George W. Bush, and McCain says Jimmy Carter second term.”

Rodney Badger June 10, 2008 at 5:56 pm

[re=12662]InsidiousTuna[/re]: He stayed on message though. That’s the sign of a real pro right there.

jagorev June 10, 2008 at 6:02 pm

[re=12509]freakishlystrong[/re]: That is wonderful news.

AngryBlakGuy June 10, 2008 at 8:29 pm

…HOW LONG BEFORE: some high school kid is expelled for doing the fist-bump and Faux news JIZZES in their panties while covering it!?!?!?!?!

junkscience June 10, 2008 at 11:29 pm

If the dap + thumbs up becomes a thing, I’m going to have hate in my heart.

Jewdishoowary Square June 11, 2008 at 1:55 am

[re=12531]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: Next, I want to see him dunk a bocce ball.

atpeaceinoregon June 11, 2008 at 9:00 pm

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