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If you are a political dork you have probably already read this informative article on how Scarlett Johansson has kept up a harmless email correspondence with Barack Obama. What you may not know is how involved she has been with campaign strategy — as evidenced in this exclusive video, where she compares Obama’s unlikely run for president with the plot of a certain very popular movie. [Politico/YouTube]
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How can any muslim resist those hooters that Scarlett has in her possession?
That’s a beautiful picture. What’s the posting all about? I didn’t even read the damn thing.
She’s probably just trying to make Foxxy Michelle jealous! Future Mrs. Scarlett Obama, here we come!
That picture makes me feel funny.
So Barry has Scarlett AND Jessica Alba in his corner? Add to this the smokin’ hot Obama Girl, and I’d vote for him no matter what his politics. Three uber hotties can’t be wrong….ever.
I’m not usually down with the “bad kind” of three-way, but that is one presidential sandwich I wouldn’t mind being a part of.
Exploding chickens. Seductive white bitches.
They really are trying to kill a brother!
publius: I think Scarlett knows to be careful, lest Michelle rip her throat out like Patrick Swayze in Road House.
Is that a picture of Barry’s backside?
Heh. I guess Obama really is the new JFK.
It MUST BE SAID.
Scarlett Johansson is HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT COME TO ME NOW AND BATH ME IN YOUR HOTNESS hawt.
Okay I feel better.
Mmmmm…. fantasy Scarlett near-pr0n. Wonkette, you’re the best.
I can’t wait to see Scarjo singing “Happy Birthday Mr President Obama.”
WernerHerzogsBear: Exactly. Don’t make Michelle have to slap a bitch.
Johansson is somewhat shocked that he keeps up their back-and-forth correspondence. “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly — how can he return these’ personal e-mails?” she asks. “But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them. Nobody sees it, nobody talks about it, but it’s incredible.” She adds, “I feel like I’m supporting someone, and having a personal dialogue with them, and it’s amazing.””
It’s ’cause you’re Scarlett Johansson. Barry always ignores my lolz forwards and Facebook pokes, but not Christina Ricci’s. Starf’er!
shortsshortsshorts: Word, Brother. Word.
I wanna be Obama.
Scarlett, honey. Please don’t visit Barack in the White house wearing a fancy dress.
Ever. Or if you do, please get it cleaned.
her marilyn to his jfk…
stankfest: If that’s Barry’s backside, I’d like it to be known that I support Gay Rights now.
vicuna: Seriously, what is this, The Onion? “Hot, busty, young actress unsure why presidential candidate keeps returning her emails.”
…GOD BLESS AMERICA!
This post was clearly market research. The Wonkette demographic once again exposes itself as a thoroughly testosterone infused band of horn dogs.
You know, I get emails from Barry just about every day, too. Sometimes they’re telling me about upcoming events, sometimes they’re thanking me for my support, sometimes they’re sniffing for a little scratch (don’t worry, B, I’ve got you covered). They’re addressed to me personally and signed by Barry, which is amazing. With everything going on in his life right now, where does he find the time to write me these little notes? The man is nothing if not considerate. It’s so cool that he writes to me like that. I feel special.
daneellaw: If you’re a straight man and you aren’t riled up by a picture of SJ in her undies, you need to visit your endocrinologist post-haste.
Dave J.: Si, bursting with Onion.com flavor!
Something Scarlett doesn’t know: those notes are actually being edited and proofread by Michelle prior to them being sent. Ditto for all the other emails he sends to various hot females.
Something else Scarlett doesn’t know: the same rule does not extend to Barry’s correspondence with John Edwards.
*wink*
Please don’t run the a picture with McCain supporter Dick Van Patten in the same pose. It would somehow cheapen it.
How jealous do you think Bill Clinton is of the fact Obama’s getting emails from Scarlett Johannsen?
Wow, I need a showere after that article. Anyone get a sense that as soon as the inauguration wraps, Scarlett has a west wing cigar-thumping coming in the worst way…
he answers her e mails becuase she has nice heinie! no mystery here!
William Tecumseh Sherman: That may actually be the key to understanding why Slick Willie lost all his slick during this campaign and turned into a raving loon. Where all the white women at? Used to be at Bill’s, but now they’re at Barry’s. Talk about uppity!
snig: That’s perhaps the funniest thing I’ve read today.
snig: Dave J.: Thanks. Dick Van Patten in pantyhose singing “Happy Birthday, Mr President” to McCain is now going through my head. I hope you’re both satisfied.
I love the first comment under that Politico story:
There is no right to vote, Scarlett, you ditz.
Someone needs to put together a deal for a coffee table book of collected Politico comments. The insanity is almost a work of art sometimes.
…on the ABC debate, he responded that the questioning was “difficult” and he was being pounded on “one silly question after another.”
OMG, for those of you who just fell off a watermelon truck, they’re at the double entendre stage! Gee, Scarlett, how would you like getting hard-pounded silly?
she’s totally angling for a threesome with michelle and barry, apparently the first thing she ever said to barry was that she’s totally into his wife. no wonder bill hates barry, he only wishes he could get a shot at that little slumber party. something tells me this little intimate friendship makes it into an attack ad in 1..2..2.. (poor barry, why is it that dumb bitches can never keep their mouths shut?)
sarcasticusername: Maybe Michelle’s playing this thing like a pro, and is angling for a 3-way with Barry and Ryan Reynolds? She’s crafty like that.
Dave J.: Michelle knows that Barry’s pretteh is a powerful tool. Or do I have that ass-backwards?
Scarlett’s staying a virgin until we meet.
WadISay: Yeah, but do you notice how *he* is the one being pounded silly in this game of innuendos? It’s like she’s playing at being his hag.
yummy ass
“what scarlet doesn’t know is that we’ve replaced her boyfriend barack’s email address with his wife’s. Let’s see if she can taste the difference.”
… And this will mark the end of barack’s email privileges….
I guess if you were feeling real puerile this morning, you could Yankovich the lyrics to the Who’s “Magic Bus” to properly serenade the screen grab from Miz Scarlett’s Lost in Translation. Hoowaw, magic butt. I want it, I want it…YOU CAN’T HAVE IT.
@Dave J.: i always suspected michelle to be woman after my own heart. if larry sinclair isn’t totally insane that might not be outside the realm of possibility, god that michelle is a lucky bitch.