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Disgraced whore-fucker Eliot Spitzer is done with this “help people with their lives” nonsense, now that he doesn’t have to govern New York or shut down prostitution rings while patronizing those same prostitution rings. He is ready to earn ONE BILLION WHORE DIAMONDS by becoming a “vulture” real-estate flipper.
Spitzer is taking over the family real estate business and starting a Vulture Fund to take “advantage” of all the poor saps losing their homes to foreclosure. Real estate vultures swoop down, like vultures, and pick at the roadkill of the housing bubble collapse. [The fuck kind of twisted metaphor orgy are you doing, exactly? -- Ed.] When the market is a little better, they dump these properties back on the market, making a small profit while creating an inventory surge and causing another wave of foreclosures. It is like AIDS.
Just a few months ago, the Democrats were looking forward to making Eliot Spitzer a president of America.
Spitzer to Devote Self to Making Money [Gawker]
Spitzer Mulls Starting Vulture Fund [NYSun]
…those “real estate vultures” better be careful or they are gonna get a chicken bomb!
“Mr. Spitzer works out of the Crown Building at 730 Fifth Ave., a 26-story structure his father and two other real estate investors bought in 1991 (in what turned out to be a highly lucrative investment). Playboy Enterprises leases commercial space in the building.”
Hmmmm…. Playboy, eh? Fucking guy has a way with accumulating whore diamonds. It’s like his whole life is consumed in them.
Ken, how can you put “disgraced” and “whore-fucker” in the same sentence? It’s as if you are not in favor of whore-fucking.
i hope that those hillary sluts don’t steal our pulsating
gemstone for their website.
Can’t he just fuck whores again?
tsunami: whore diamonds for hillary. it has a nice ring to it.
Spitzer would have been better off if he was screwing chickens instead of whores. Maybe he has no relatives in the Ozarks, so he didn’t know the pleasures of chicken fucking.
tsunami: They couldn’t steal ours per se, as they would have no idea how to take it from here to there. They might get a gift though, which means we might have to flush a treacherous hen from our fold.
The resemblance between Ellie Mae Spitzer and the ambiguously sexed Warner Brothers vulture is uncanny. UnCANNY, I tell you!
http://www.filtnews.com/images/cartoon_vulture.gif
stankfest: Spitzer would have been better
off if he was screwing chickens instead of whores. Maybe he
has no relatives in the Ozarks, so he didn’t know the pleasures
of chicken fucking.
we ozarkians don’t take kindly to your remarks, stankfest.
my wife and my sister will be mighty pissed when she
gets home from work. thanks fur nothin’ bitch.
Just a few months ago, the Democrats were looking forward to making Eliot Spitzer a president of America.
Duh. This is precisely the behavior that gets one elected preznit.
ManchuCandidate: …he probably is!
Jesus, that picture of him scares the fuck out of me. Can you imagine that panting, wheezy Gollum looking down at you with sweat beading off of its brow, alternating between clenched teeth and clenched lips while no doubt sputtering something involving the word ‘daddy’? That whore could work as a counselor to the soldiers comming home from I-rack suffering from deeply profound post traumatic stress…
“suck it up Rambo; you know nothing of horror…”
Hey, these vulture funds get a bad rap. They remove unwanted or distressed properties from the market, thus helping to dampen the bottom of the cycle a little, and they are just looking to make a good ol’ fashioned speculative profit, which is about as American an activity as baking apple pie while singing Toby Keith songs and wearing only flag underwear.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Not at all. You could just as easily say “celebrated whorefucker.” See?
jagorev: Besides , somebody has to be the carrion-eating scavenger living on the corpses of broken dreams. Give the guy a break!
Seriously, whose surprised to see Spitzer end up here?
Vulture Fund: nope-nope-nope
Whorefucker: yipyipyipyipyip!
He must hire the best image consultants in the world.
Way to work on rebuilding that reputation: From Whore-Fucker to fucking over Teh Bitterz!!
Nice.
At least Spitzer may not be a pedophile, Google: (Bush, Larry King, Boys Town Nebraska)
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“Europeans, the former governor has noted as he snapped the elastic on his black socks, have been especially supportive of him and perplexed by the fallout from the scandal.” Are we talking about New Europeans or Old Europeans? Or just the French?
Remember the Ramones former manager, Linda Stein? She, too
went into the real estate whore mongering business in NYC (totes
redundent, I know), and ended up beaten to death in her own living room, not
too far from Spitzer’s crib, I understand. Just sayin’.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: no, no, Spitzer just did it disgracefully.
No style whatsoever.
can I ask who Securicon thinks his/her audience is? This seems a fruitless path for him or her (for whatever message he or she is trying to convey, as I have yet to read the whole comment on any of the posts where it appears)
Doglessliberal: True, he did leave his socks on. That is pretty disgraceful.
Doglessliberal: I don’t know, but the image of Bush and Larry King in some kind of Boys Town orgy is going to give me nightmares.