Wonkette
Thanks, Pareene, for finding this political commentary on Craigslist. We knew about the first two problems, but is this bestiality aversion just a New York thing? Is it because everyone there has genital herpes on their genitalia? [Missed Connections]
Maybe he could stick his dick in the gas tank. That would solve 2/3.
out of towner.
as a new yorker let me clarify a few things.
black muslims only get shitty jobs like cab driving and bagel stands in the city.
we don’t care about gas prices because we don’t own cars.
women here like it so rough all the men are gay.
Women like it rough all right, but only from Black Muslims who might be President.
On a related note, had a conversation yesterday in Hyde Park with a local bluesman. He said that he had no doubts that in the Obama marriage, Michelle wears the pants and Barack wears the handcuffs.
metropolitan: Exactly. He mistakenly posted on the wrong site — he was trying for LNS.
Also, someone put their chocolate in my peanut butter.
My mother just terrorist fist jabbed me this morning.
Whats this world coming too?
…would he have felt better if he was a “White Muslim”?
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/714822612.html
It’s better than what the JEWS are doing. They are evil sorcerers I tell you!
metropolitan: Also the Black Muslims just trounced the Black Israelites in softball last weekend. Black Allah smiled.
What do these people have against apostrophes?
Is anyone here a minor that I could exploit?
Wait, is he decrying those facts or celebrating them? Here in Hippietown it would be the latter.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: I only have dead babies, will that suffice?
Why isn’t this guy worrying about the polar bears going extinct?
“And women don’t like it rough anymore”
…hey guy, you can only beat your sister so much before she stops putting out!
shortsshortsshorts:
Dammit! I just checked, and sure enough, my car title lists “The Rothschilds” as owner.
The Real JR Revisted:
oh my god, if people outside of new york knew what the black israelites were they’d be praying for a real black muslim president to keep them in their place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p05s-9k6oe0
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Mr. Polanski! It’s an honor to have you with us, sir.
God DAMN America!
…Harriet Christian is that you?!
I know his pain. Between the gas prices and the Great Brown Menaces slinking towards the whitehouse, my wife only wants to cuddle now, too.
Serolf Divad: Win.
If only Hillary had liked it rough…
I’m sure glad somebody told me that gas was above $4 per gallon. I would’ve never figured that out on my own.
metropolitan: I used to think that the Black Israelites shopped at Klingons R Us. Where else could you get sparkly robes with giant shoulderpads and combat boots?
My fave is when I was speaking with a Black Israelite and their whole tenent is that THEY are the Chosen People. The TRUE Sons of Abraham.
True story quote: “We are Jews. ‘They’ are Jew-ish.” It was beautiful. And then they went on about how my skin was light enough to have Devil blood in me. lol old school Times Square rantings. Fun times.
Huh, he capitalizes “Women” just as he bemoans being unable to choke one anymore. Mixed signals.
I can’t wait for Obama to start including “Arm-Leg-Leg-Arm-Head” in his stump speech.
Looks like Spitzer figured out what Craigslist is….
I can’t believe nobody nominated this fine writing for Best of Craigslist.
(or, more accurately, that a proportion less than 100% chose to do so)
The goddamned Communists in San Francisco flagged this patriot for blacklisting!
You are the cancer that is killing Craigslist.
I’m considering giving up my love of rough sex, just so this guy can remain despondent.
Gotta agree, this is an out of towner, no one who actually lives in New York City should give much of a shit about gas prices. Unless they’re in, like, Staten Island, which barely counts.
Ha ha! Staten Island. There is no such place.
Those are, indeed, tough bananas.
I know it’s hard for holier-than-thou Nu Yawkers to stomach this fact, but the Big Apple’s got plenty of bigots in its midst, and not just Archie Bunker. (Anyone remember how Bernie Goetz got turned into a folk hero?)
AnnieGetYourFun: i happen to call such a place home! but staten island cars run on dump fumes
I’m just wondering how All The Women In America decided, unanimously, to stop Liking It Rough Anymore. What with all the gas prices and threats from Black Muslims, how could they all get together like that?
The Station Manager: We have a radio transmitter/receiver hidden in our vaginas. We call them “vagios”. Last month our Supreme Leader, Nancy Pelosi, sent out a message on the vagios calling for an end to liking it rough. I threw out my ball gag and soft cuffs immediately. You don’t want to get on Supreme Leader Pelosi’s bad side, just look at what happened to Geraldine Ferraro.
Women don’t like it rough anymore? No wonder I can’t get a second date.
Cicada: Uh, you talked openly about teh vagios? Nancy is going to CUT YOU.
What’s this post coming two?
Women only like it rough from men who can correctly identify their homophones.
Heh. Heh. HEh. I said “Homo”