Wonkette
John McCain is now trying to court the Women’s Christian Temperance Union from Hillary Clinton’s stable — even though she was a lush — by nixing every Beer Bill that comes his way. Here’s what he said at his “small business” (major corporate) address today: “I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.” It’s funny because he won’t do either of those things. Liberal. Oh and he also made a joke about how he crashes expensive military planes: “In speaking about his proposal for joint town hall meetings with Obama, McCain said — following the prepared remarks — that he would like to travel with his rival by air. Then, going off script, the famously-downed navy pilot said, ‘I promise not to try to fly.’” Ha ha, because he might accidentally firebomb innocent families! [First Read]
damn, this john mccain guy is a regular henny youngman.
he should change his name to henny oldman just for lolz.
Beer Barron McCain raises a beer with Temperance Ladies
“To alcohol, the cause of and the solution to all of our problems!”
Oooo. He said something bad about beer. Someone’s not getting his old-guy rubbie tonight.
…Cindy is going to go APE SHIT on his ass!
Does his most recent wife know about this?
“Take my wife….
That cunt…”
HIYO!!!!!!!!!!!
I would not hit any one of those women without being totally fucking hammered anyway, so I guess it was never meant to be.
…with the amount of planes that he has crashed I’m surprised he wasn’t recruited as the 20th hijacker!!!
Will this drive a wedge between him and the irish vote? And the southern vote?
You know WALNUTS is gonna fly slowly in the fast lane with his left blinker on.
shortsshortsshorts: …I second that motion! Not even with a blood alcohol level of “COMA”!!!
beer nutz?
tsunami: might be the McCain version of blue balls.
Beer has ears? Whadda silly old fart…
AngryBlakGuy: …that being said; if he vetoes all of the beer bills then how in the hell do republicans plan on getting congressional pages drunk enough to screw them? He really is a MAVERICK!
AngryBlakGuy:
Doubtful, she’ll be too busy talking to her slippers in an Oxycontin induced stupor.
No beer? That’ll cost him at least 40 electoral votes.
Is it just my wishful thinking, or is his campaign going hilariously off the rails much faster than anyone could have possibly predicted? Each day he appears more addled than the last. This is going to be sweeeet in October.
He’s too small to fly a real aircraft. He flew the A-4 Skyhawk, nicknamed the “Scooter” because it was tiny. Believe me, you had to be one small person to fit in THAT cockpit.
My friends, at this rate of mental devolution I expect Walnuts to morph into Grandpa Simpson by early October.
Dave J.: Yeah, what he said.
Everyone knows John McCain is a family man and family men/followers of Jesus hate alcohol because it leads to child porn/rape.
I thought his wife was in the business of supplying the country with beer.
Gopherit v2.0: tsunami:
THEY WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR BEER NUTZ THOSE SONS OF BITCHES IF HILLARY WERE HERE THERE WOULD BE BEER NUTZ ON EVERY CAR AND OBAMA WOULD BE IN A FUCKING COMA BECAUSE HE IS BLACK AND HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND FREEDOM BECAUSE HE IS A TERRORIST AND VOTES AGAINST BEER NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
stankfest: sshhhhhh… do not speak of such things.
shortsshortsshorts: THEY WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR BEER
NUTZ THOSE SONS…etc.
who could argue with that?
revrrrn!
Servo: ha ha he flew the ’scooter’ and now he rides one of those things in the grocery store. the perfect circle …
stankfest: That would only be true if Budweiser sold beer.
There goes the Homer and Barny Vote…
Hey, the “Next” button is fixed! Thanks, “the Wonkette,” as that media guy on CNN with the bad hair used to call you. Or as he called The Founder.
“Much more hilariously … he declared, ‘I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.’” Carrie Dann must not get out much.
any way you look at it, vis a vis beer-veto’ing, “th-that’s not ch-change we can believe in.”
I, for one, refuse to stand idly by as McCain attacks the american farmers and small business owners - the hops, barley & malt growers and the micro-brewers that make this country great. We should strike a blow for liberty by downing some (american craft) beers!
McCain is older than:
(1937) To Have and Have Not
(1940) For Whom the Bell Tolls
(1950) Across the River and Into the Trees
(1952) The Old Man and the Sea
He was born the year “The Snows of Kilimanjaro” was published.
I have to agree, a beer with ear marks is gross.
Beer spend spend tax spend beer . . . I mean, where does it end?
So, in a McCain Administration:
earmarks = No! No! No!
beermarks = a rambunctious night with the little lady?
Didn’t Hillz prove that Crown Royal is WAAY more working class than beer? I mean, even Barry drinks PBR.
I support any candidate in favor of Beermarks!
You thought I was kiddin’ about the Politics of Hops, so haha! :p
raider12: Amen to that (and yes, I am speaking as an award-winning homebrewer)…I think most people are unaware that not only does the WCTU still exist, but they even have a website.
I believe they are also behind this:
http://www.beersoaksamerica.org/
If only!