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Yesterday evening while you were all sitting around with your microwave dinners in your laps wondering what you were going to watch now that Dancing with the Stars is over, Dennis Kucinich was on the CSPAN reading articles of impeachment against President George W. Bush. In this exciting video, watch the congressman from Ohio talking about propaganda campaigns while his coworkers mill around behind him and talk quietly about which stripper bars they’ll be going to once old Talky McGee is done with his legislating on behalf of the American people. [YouTube]
GEORGE W. BUSH
Kucinich Introduces Impeachment Articles Against Bush
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on Tue June 10 2008
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I agree with the red head luving little guy from Cleveland, but it seems a little too late. Keep trying and one day they might (should really) seat him at the big boys table.
Can I haz photo of Liz?? No DK story is complete without Liz…
It don’t mean a thing unless Uncle Dick is thrown on the shitpile as well. Then we get (checking Constitution) President Wilford Brimley. Finally, diabeetus research gets some top-level funding!
M.C.: Here you go.
norbizness: Good one.
I remember being told that a goldfish can kill a grizzly bear as long as it has the element of surprise.
Well, Bush’ll be gone by the end of the week then, I guess. Yay!
Big Liver: unfortunately these articles having to go through committee tends to kill any element of surprise they might have, tends to kill them directly too as they won’t ever get out.
norbizness: diabeetus is the new TERRA(tm) for the McCain set.
With five months to go, it’s admittedly a little late in the day, but still important for our national integrity, reputation, and for history itself that we get the facts out. However, it’s much more important that we have five more months of pictures of Amazonian Liz, preferably in spiky leather boots and harness.
Go, Dennis! Go, Dennis! It’s your birthday! etc.
Yay! Now I can post a pic of Kucinich and his wife!
Why is it that every time I click the “next” button I end up live-blogging the oregon trail?
I didn’t hear the word “blow-job” even once during that entire speech. So, sorry, Dennis, but no deal.
Bush better take this seriously–every time he goes to get his shoes cobbled or his tree-baked cookies, Kucinich’s elven brethren are going eff up his world. You ever try to write a signing statement poorly cobbled shoes? It’s not pretty.
This applies to one of them, Bush and the Dems, but I can’t tell which. Maybe both.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uglERcFDOXs
Ooooer, Robert Wexler is working with him.
Rebel.
nhunter: Yes, please Ken, can we get this “Next” button fixed? It saves lots of back-and-forth clicking. If the back-and-forth clicking makes you a little money, great, but if that’s the case then just take the button off the page.
weirdiowasculpture: First order of biz for new Dem admin: Nat’t. Conciliation Commission. No threats of jail time, lots of immunity, plenty of snitching. Prod McHunchback to go against a call for teh truth. Demo Straight Talk Express.
Let the Lil’ Dennis lead the brigade.
Hey, can you kill the spamsters?
Dennis Kucinich is nuts!!! President Bush will go down in History as the best President ever!!
Thank you Mr President and our Brave Soldiers
Posted Monday, November 21, 2005 (2 years 201 days ago.) Viewed 548 times.
In the years since terrorists attacked us , President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and, North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. Thankfully after 9/11 President Bush and our Great Soldiers have prevented another attack on American soil by taking the war back to SADDAM,THE GODFATHER OF ISLAMIC STATE-SPONSORED TERRORISM.
Those of us that love American and the freedom that we have can never thank you enough!!!!! More truth at: http://www.commandments.us No matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection from the Terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing — by their own pronouncements — killing all of us “infidels.” I don’t blame the peaceful Muslims. What would you do if the choice was shut up or die? So who are we at war with? There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists.
Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal. There is no way to win if you don’t clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting. We can definitely lose this war, and as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question: What does losing mean? It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home and going on about our business, like post Vietnam. This is as far from the truth as one can get. What losing really means is: We would no longer be the premier country in the world. The attacks will not subside, but rather will steadily increase. Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet. If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us over the past 18 years. The plan is clearly for terrorists to attack us, until we are neutered and submissive to them, If we lose the war, our production, income, exports and way of life will all vanish as we know it. The Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost. We’d better know it too!!
http://www.findtruth.here.ws/
Fred
norbizness: But unfortunately, barring declaration of martial law, his term would before Easter and he would not have the oppurtunity to replace the easter egg roll with cockfights. (You do know Wilford is a strong proponent of cockfighting don’t you??)
Thank you Mr President and our Brave Soldiers
Posted Monday, November 21, 2005 (2 years 201 days ago.) Viewed 548 times.
In the years since terrorists attacked us , President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and, North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. Thankfully after 9/11 President Bush and our Great Soldiers have prevented another attack on American soil by taking the war back to SADDAM,THE GODFATHER OF ISLAMIC STATE-SPONSORED TERRORISM.
Those of us that love American and the freedom that we have can never thank you enough!!!!! More truth at: http://www.commandments.us No matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection from the Terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing — by their own pronouncements — killing all of us “infidels.” I don’t blame the peaceful Muslims. What would you do if the choice was shut up or die? So who are we at war with? There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists.
Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal. There is no way to win if you don’t clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting. We can definitely lose this war, and as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question: What does losing mean? It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home and going on about our business, like post Vietnam. This is as far from the truth as one can get. What losing really means is: We would no longer be the premier country in the world. The attacks will not subside, but rather will steadily increase. Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet. If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us over the past 18 years. The plan is clearly for terrorists to attack us, until we are neutered and submissive to them, If we lose the war, our production, income, exports and way of life will all vanish as we know it. The Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost. We’d better know it too!!
But, but, he’s got to bomb Iran first!
evansguy: Nadine! Welcome back!
evansguy: Now, now, now. Did someone forget to take their meds this morning?
evansguy: Let me summarize…blah blah blah…i am stupid…i hate brown people…i sucked w’s dick…
norbizness: That’s how she looks in MY eyes *sparkle*
Why is he not spending every waking moment enjoying his supermodel, vegan, cutest-accent-ever, wife? If I were that far along in my life (how old is he?), I’d be devoted to what’s REALLY important…getting as much schtooking done as possible while the gettin’s good.
evansguy:
…and as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question…
This sounds like something the Borg would say.
Serolf Divad: You will be asshatinated. Resistance is Futile.
Elf of my heart. Hobbit of my soul. Sprite of my spirit.
the audacity of dope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rip_mAuvBv0&eurl=http://granitestaters.com/candidates/dennis_kucinich.html
Mukasey gets to ignore another big pile of subpoenas. Whee.
Eh, it will keep the multitude of sins on the front burner and Mukasey gets to ignore more subpoenas. Whee.
evansguy: Fucking Lemmings!
evansguy: If you don lackit youkin giiiiiiiidout!!
evansguy: What does losing mean?Gee, for this question I would defer to you, since you are a loser.
As we can see from evansguy, America was clearly asking to be lied to.
DoctorCulturae: is this the same person as “Securicon”, who has been pasting manifestos on several posts since yesterday?
evansguy: What is it with “you people” and your horrible web skills? Pick up an O’Reilly book on HTML and fucking redo your site, then come back and maybe someone will take you seriously.
Seriously overlords, can you zap Jessica and her site whoring?
jessica: unrestrained horse people
outfuckingstanding!
Harvey Birdman: …and attacked. Unfortunately, Al Qaida didn’t target a monster truck rally or NASCAR event.
jessica: WTF?! Get the spambot out!
…poor Dennis, no one is listening to him talk! Well my friend you have a hot wife, with a tongue ring; which obviously means you are hung like some kind of freakish, mutant, bull elephant! So stop bitching, this is the universes way of balancing everything out!
CrunchyKnee: Ha…i think they need that Web 2.0 upgrade that the site advertises…jeez…that thing is nuts…
ManchuCandidate: Word.
Impeach Cheney first. Then go after W. Oh, wait… it’s 2008 already! Ah, never mind. Who’s on Larry King tonight?
Between “Securicon”, “evansguy”, and “Jessica” and her riderlove site, the comments section is starting to look disturbingly like my inbox in the morning. I full expect a Nigerian diplomat to comment soon on how he needs our help to move some money to the US, while giving us a percentage for our help.
Wheeee!
evansguy: Brevity is the soul of wit, cheesedick. I can’t even enjoy/make fun of you’re twisted point of view when you make me read a novel.
Oh, and you are very, very,very wrong. But it’s nice to hear from the 29%.
evansguy:
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Thank you Mr President and our Brave Soldiers
Posted Monday, November 21, 2005 (2 years 201 days ago.) Viewed 548 times.
In the years since terrorists attacked us , President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and, North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. Thankfully after 9/11 President Bush and our Great Soldiers have prevented another attack on American soil by taking the war back to SADDAM,THE GODFATHER OF ISLAMIC STATE-SPONSORED TERRORISM.
Those of us that love American and the freedom that we have can never thank you enough!!!!! More truth at: http://www.commandments.us No matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection from the Terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing — by their own pronouncements — killing all of us “infidels.” I don’t blame the peaceful Muslims. What would you do if the choice was shut up or die? So who are we at war with? There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists.
Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal. There is no way to win if you don’t clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting. We can definitely lose this war, and as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question: What does losing mean? It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home and going on about our business, like post Vietnam. This is as far from the truth as one can get. What losing really means is: We would no longer be the premier country in the world. The attacks will not subside, but rather will steadily increase. Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet. If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us over the past 18 years. The plan is clearly for terrorists to attack us, until we are neutered and submissive to them, If we lose the war, our production, income, exports and way of life will all vanish as we know it. The Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost. We’d better know it too!!
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Too long - didn’t read.
kudzu: Personally, I can’t think of anything better than having Cheney as president through the end of the year to put Barry over the top.
Perhaps Dennis can communicate with the UFOs to come take W. and the Dick away, because that’s the only way they’ll be out of power before January. Perhaps he can have the Keeblers bake storyboard cookies showing the iniquities of George Bush’s tenure with nonpareil braille captions.
Perhaps I distrust 63-year-old men married to 32-year-old women, but heck, it’s only 3 decades.
evansguy: Please take a hint from Travis Childers. Say nothing.
@Gohpherit: Hey man. According to Rasmussen, that’s a whopping 31%. Be fair.
BigLar: or like the WashingtonPost.com comments sections after political blogs. Luckily, not yet like the bulk mailbox of my email, or we’d have Christian Singles and Authentic Replica Watches! offers posting here.
Sean O: Too long - didn’t read.
tl;dr
Ya know what? In the months since Barack Obama has been campaigning for POTUS, the US hasn’t suffered a single terrorist attack on the homeland.
MoodProcessor: I left for college on September 11th. Since correlation does imply causation (thanks evansguy!), that means as long as I don’t ever start college again we’re safe.
Hey Evansguy, are you like, one of those PNAC creeps?
The only thing sadder than trolling with Bush’s words are the insane number of people who have (a) responded to and (b) hope to be responded to by the troll.
i miss the old restrictions.
what will become of us?
oh…the humanity!
I was full of derring-do and I visited evansguy’s site. I’m pretty sure the “webmaster’s” think that the Jewish God is a false god.
And really? Who decided to give W. Virginians internet access?
A pox on Nancy Pelosi!! A pox on her house, I say.
evansguy:
1) “The Muslims” aren’t terrorists.
2) The Middle East’s population is largely young (IIRC, there are more people under 25 than over). They want peace and prosperity and not the same old politics of old. They want to end the corruption of their governments. If the US wants to keep its mantle of “number 1″ then it needs to be trying to win over these kids’ hearts and minds, not occupying a country and calling all Muslims terrorists.
3) “The Muslims” aren’t terrorists.
Idiot.
And we all lived happily ever after. HaHaHa.
Seriously. Bush should be impeached just for the way he pronounces “noo-kle-er”
jessica: Your mordant wit is so far above me that I’m afraid I’ve missed the subtle subtext in your posts. Please expand on your hot cow action allegory. And the strip bar. And the irony of it all. You rock.
Yeah, sure. NOW.
iwillsavethispatient: Yeah, but he has a website, so he’s got you there.
Sean O: Hey, so do TruckNutz! I just googled. http://www.trucknutz.com/
In the years since spammers have attacked us , President Layne and Vice Presidents Smith and Newell have liberated 35,000 Wonketeers, crushed the Troofers, crippled neocons, put nucree-ah inspectors in Daily Briefings and other posts without firing a shot, and captured a troll who slaughtered 300,000 of his own sheeple. Thankfully after the rapture President Layne and our Great Soldiers have prevented another attack on Wonkette soil by taking the war back to RON PAUL,THE GODFATHER OF PAULTARDIAN STATE-SPONSORED TROLLISM.
Jessica’s site whoring is pretty crude and obvious, but that horse is making me hot.
Frankly Wonketteria, Evansguy’s comment is an exquisite piece of writing. Ripe for evisceration if one were to care to engage in a fight. Of course Hopey has the right demeanor and tack for this kind of poo. O’s behavior communicates an understanding that these are the evocations of a mind twisted by fear, one that sees the world in dualities, not as a whole. It’s sad, but also quaint. Without an other to fight we would not need to win. E’s just another guy at the party. Hilz presented herself like this too, tragically. Of course she played the game to build support among the bitters and now is suddenly the team player. Like Norbizness the best way to deal with adolescent silliness is to ignore it or give it its pacifier back.
Doglessliberal: What’s more, now they got BikerBallz (TM) too!!!
Doglessliberal: “Truck Nutz™ are a high-quality, novelty, automotive accessory that hang from any bumper and let folks show the world their Nutz.”
YEEEAH!
weirdiowasculpture: This is a great country.
weirdiowasculpture: oooh, they come in camo! http://mivasecure.abac.com/trucknutz/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=T&Product_Code=Camo+-+Biker+Ballz&Category_Code=BB
Ahh! So that’s what Frodo’s doing at the moment. I thought he was still halfway up Mt Doom.
Gopherit v2.0: Actually, now that I think of it, impeaching Bush might be just the kiss of death for WALNUTS! Go Dennis…!!!
Sean O: Good point, but my sister has a website and it only has a picture of her cat on it.
DoctorCulturae: Ignore it? Now you tell me!
shortsshortsshorts: Good God, what on earth is a low-quality automotive accessory?
Now we know why Liz married Dennis. He’s got a tongue that just won’t quit.
Screw horse love. Unicorn dating is where it’s at.
In a hundred,Denny will be seen as the most honest and courageous
man with an inappropriately hot wife,EVAR.
The rest of us?They’ll call us a herd of fat-ass Simon Cowell groupies,incapable of noticing anything more esoteric than Paris Hilton’s wonky eye.
evansguy: Fuck you.
Hooray for my favorite sawed-off vegan commie. Somebody still knows what made America great — and it’s not Dick Cheney conducting warrantless surveillance to make sure you’re not bitching about the price of gasoline. So where the hell is Hopey in all of this? If the war was illegal, shouldn’t he be leading the frickin’ charge? I’ll embrace hope when I’ve gotten all the rage and disgust out of my system.
Darehead: Heh. You win the thread.
Everyone else take note; this concise little paragraph by Darehead is an shining example of appropriate troll response.
Kucinich ‘08!
He’d probably make a better VP than Edwards or Richardson at least.
I’d totally vote Obama/Kucinich.
Then again I wrote in Gravel in the NY Primaries.
Sean O: A two diamond whore.
Sean O: Truck nutz that drag on the ground?
MORE LIKE SHRIMPeachment. Nice try, tiny guy!!
Impossible to allocate +1’s in this thread. Must exit immediately to pure land where only love exists (genital herpes@craigslist.com(?)).
Kucinich is right!
Free Documentary on http://www.video.google.com ‘One Nation Under Siege’(1.4hrs). Through the research and personal testimony of over a dozen internationally distinguished authors, journalists, doctors, and military experts (Major General Albert Stubblebine) you will understand the massive and ceaseless control projected onto an unsuspecting populace by a government that may have finally crossed the line from a representative republic to a fascist empire. From the USA PATRIOT Act and the blatant disregard for the Bill of Rights to the outright tracking of every human being on the planet earth, you will be stunned by what U.S. government documents describe for the future of America. http://www.undersiegemovie.com/
USA’s Constitution and currency are being destroyed from within. How? Videos free on http://www.video.google.com 1) America: Freedom to Fascism, 2 hrs; 2)911 Justice, 18min; 3) The Clinton Chronicles, 1.7 hrs; 4) Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement, 2 hrs, 5) Terrorstorm: A History of False Flag Terror, 2 hrs 6) 911 Mysteries, 2 hrs; 7)The Creature from Jekyll Island, 1hr; 8)Orwell Rolls in His Grave, 2hrs; 9) The War on Democracy, 1.5 hrs; 10) The Energy Non-Crisis, 1 hr; 11)Iraq for Sale 1.2 hr; 12) Zeitgeist, 2 hrs; 13)Ring of Power, 2.5 hrs; 14)Bush link to JFK, 1.5 hrs; 15) The Century of the Self, 4 hrs; 16) Loose Change (2nd ed & Final cut) 2hrs each; 17)John Pilger: The New Rulers of the World; 18) The Money Masters: How International Bankers Gained Control of America, 3.5 hrs 19) Barack Obama CFR info 20) Global Warming or Global Governance 21) The Great Global Warming Swindle 22) Mercury, Autism and The Global Vaccine Agenda 23) The CIA, Mind Control and Satanism 24)George Hunt: UN UNCED Earth Summit 1992 (Population Reduction) 25) End of NAtions - EU Takeover 26) Washington, You’re Fired 27) Blackwater: America’s Private Army 28) Esoteric Agenda 29) Fiat Empire: Why the Federal Reserve Violates the U.S. COnstitution 30) The Revolution Will not be Televised [USA overthrow of Hugo Chavez] 31) One Nation Under Siege 32)Breaking The Silence - Truth and Lies in the War on Terror, by John Pilger(and all his documentaries) 33)Beyond Treason 1.5hrs
Securacom-wtc:
What is junk DNA, Alex?
I’ll take trolls for 400…