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1996 called, and it wants its crappy GeoCities “home page” back where it belongs, in 1996. Here is the one and only monument to the great movement of angry middle-aged white ladies who managed to graduate high school: 35,000 of them got together and built the world’s lamest website — you must visit it; the letters blink on and off! — with the memorable domain name of “hcsfjm.com,” which stands for “hot cum sandwich for John McCain.”
We can expect a lot more of this kind of stuff between now and whenever these bitter old gals are dumped off by their families at the Budget-Kare Rest Home.
A civilized society does not hand out guns to anybody with $8 of available credit on their Providian card — and yet anyone with the same financial resources can buy a domain name and create a terrible website.
index [hcsfjm.com]
My god, I’ve seen more tasteful porn sites. A ‘Click here for all-girl action’ link would not look out of context.
The proper use of articles is, quite clearly, elitist.
I’m glad you told us it blinked, because I was just about to surf over and see if it did.
But what truths are they revealing? That Obama is Black? That he is a Muslim bent of the distruction of this nation? That he doesn’t have a marriage of convinence or hasn’t dumped his wife and had an affair because she got fat?
So many questions that still need to be answered, because it is not like Hillary hasn’t dug up everything she could about Barack.
“Obama Jokes: if you have a joke about Obama, email it to me and I will post it here. barhfarms=gmail.com - change the = for @ and send it to me - Ed”
wow.
Hey, that blinking text is done in Flash, it’s not the blink tag or an animated gif. This is Geocities 2.0 at least.
Needs more motion gifs- ie jumping sevens, stoplights
wow…great trolling site for a sensitive 88-year-old stud with
a lifetime supply of cialis. surely a couple dozen of those coochies
ain’t lesbos.
The Paultard is dead, long live the Hilzbot!
ok, lets do an acronym here… N.O. E.H.C.S. for John McCain.
Add an “S” before the “E”
Now sound it out…
NO (s)EHCS for John McCain.
I’m on board for that one!
Also - did they steal their slogan from their kid’s vitamins?
I seem to remember a catchy tune….”hmm hmm hmmm..STRONG and GROWING…”
wheelie: Actually one page has a link that reads ‘Chick here’ but it turns out to be a misprint.
http://www.hcsfjm.com/story.html
The can’t even coordinate their flashing banner thingy. It’s only a matter of time before some of the letters start burning out.
Let’s bombard “barhfarms=gmail.com” with support e-mails:
Oh, this is a great website! We need to UNITE! That dirty Muslim Obama will ruin the country with his black hands. Let’s get John McCain in! He left his disgusting looking wife for a foxy, classy ladee! i want to do that too! I’m afraid of black people! I need the sweet comfort of an old musky man to keep me secure and from terrirst!
In their little poll on the home page, Obama is doing surprisingly well with 38%. Aren’t they smart enough to rig it?
“Please bear with me, I have to post each comment manually”
Beyond awesome.
User Name TCurran
In Response to
Comments I have been a Democrat all my life but I feel Obama does not represent the Democratic party. He is a communist, a terrorist appeaser and a Muslim. He’s not even an American. He was born in Indonesia. McCain represents true Democratic values and policies. DON’T BE FOOLED AMERICA, VOTE MCCAIN, THE REAL DEMOCRAT FOR PRESIDENT.
holy shit. thank god i went to that website or i never would have known the truth about
barack HUSSANE obama. i just found out.
thank you wonkette. thank you. garblefitz wenmutt. blackige rammit.
…quick someone check that retarded patriots and traitors site!
“This is a anti-Obama website.”
They might have graduated high school but they sure didn’t do it with honors.
Honky Cracker Skanks Fighting Jihadist Muslims?
wheelie: Look closer. 39% has gone to “Brack” Obama.
No word on support for Zorack or Thunderclees.
Damn, McCain’s got the election in the bag now.
I recognize those graphics; I think they were used on a Babylon 5 tripod fan site in 1997.
tsunami: I can only imagine what sort of things would have been posted if they DID allow lies about Obama.
Oh WOW. The gals have fired up the generator connected to the Kom-pewter. Ahh. Nothing like an 80-year-old hopped up on arthritis meds talkin’ about Muslimy ‘Mericans. Hillary, how could you have lost this them elections?
Ima gonna send them an Obama joke because I feel horrible.
El Bombastico: Posting comments manually? Now that’s the hardworking white American way!
not quite clear why they consider themselves “Ex-Hillary Clinton Supporters”.
for people so invested in the woman’s cause, they seem to have forgotten that Hillary Clinton remains a New York Senator, a former First Lady and a major player in the likely Democratic victories in the legislative and executive branches: she is a political figure significant to the entire country.
their revulsion for Barack Obama would suggest they are far from disassociated with the former Presidential candidate.
what’s with the “Ex-”, grandmas?
The Internet: It’s not a big, black buck — it’s a series of fallopian tubes.
Ooh, I can’t wait to watch the “YouTube video’s” (sic).
Morons.
El Bombastico: Oh my, the figure is still rising. Let us hope that elitist computer users are not skewing their important poll.
Godless Liberal…tsunami…I can only imagine what sort of things
would have been posted if they DID allow lies about Obama.
hahahahahahah…lmfao, but…
please, GL, keep those images to yourself. i’ve had my fill of
beastiality websites for one day already.
ronaldpagan: Word.
Speaking of old people and the intertubes, John McCain has discovered teh Google:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080609/wr_nm/usa_politics_mccain_google_dc
jagorev: And has nothing to do with the fact that he authored each and every one of those posts himself. 35,000 strong, my ass.
Nine million Godless Liberals (*) agree.
My favorite: “if you have a joke about Obama, email it to me and I will post it here.
barhfarms=gmail.com - change the = for @ and send it to me - Ed”
Remember these are blue collar middle class Luddite white hard working American unemployed soldier farmer unemployed Reagan democrat iceberg-lettuce white middle collar blue class American United States citizen Americans. They have only had broadband since 2002.
Also, if you agreed with Reagan’s positions enough to vote for him you need to give up on the democratic party; if you voted for him because he was affable and folksy, you should stop voting.
Remember ex-Hillary supporters, America has always been, and always will be, a black man’s world.
wheelie: And of course, it goes without saying that the online poll does NOT limit you to one vote per IP address. So I encourage all of us to spend the rest of the evening clicking “Brack” Obama.
NebraskashireGentry: what’s with the “Ex-”, grandmas?
Must be force of habit.
I wonder if the user name Crazy Harriet has been taken yet?
To be fair, this is far more computer literate than I expected a group of West Virginians to be; after all, a malfunctioning TRS-80 burnt down most of Charleston in 1982 and the legislature responded by banning computerized witchcraft.
Some sample comments. These people are hilarious:
I am so glad i found this site. I have been researching the crazy Obama ever since the Wright hate sermons came out. I got on the trinity church web site right away and seen the original BLACK VALUE SYSTEM before they sanitized their site.
Go to these sites they are the ORIGINAL churches site!!!
http://www.tucc.org/store/index.cfm?action=catbrowse&catid=69
GO TO HOME PAGE and scroll down to the bottom and click on the black value system!!!
THEY WANT TO KILL US!!!
http://www.tucc.org/scholarship_pdf/black%20value%system.pdf
http://www.tucc.org/pdf/rey.5-200.pdf
PLEASE,PLEASE PASS THIS ON
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User Name TX-V57
In Response to Tape
Comments I noticed on one of your answers about the dvd of Michelle that the person that has it got it from the Nation of Islam. Is this true?
Yes this is what my friendtell em. Ed
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User Name rupert nutjob
In Response to McCain is the one
Comments To hell with the Democratic party, they have abandoned this country’s Christian roots and nominated a Muslim. What this country needs is not a BAAM (Black African American Muslim) but a good ol’ WASP to deliver us when Christ returns! McCain is the one! Glory Hallelujah!
Brak? http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/4011/brak-5.jpg
jagorev:
I guess the new VP will be either the iPhone or Anna Nicole Smith (assuming you want a human even though she’s dead.) Based on 2007 top US google searches.
Hey, the original Wonkette is on Larry King Dead!
Wow. That “What America faces with President Obama” video is just priceless. I love that “no lies” disclaimer at the top. They’re assuming that their target audience doesn’t know the difference between the opposition muck and reality… They also happened to leave out the last say, 40+ years of WALNUTS!’ dreary, awful political life from that video. It’s still fallacious if you leave out information!
They do not allow any Obama lies there. Right.
It’s the worst name for a political website since the erotic-themed “ExploreMcCain.com”.
they have a poll
you can vote for “Brack Obama”
who (in a poll on this hilltarded site) has 42% of the vote.
I’m convinced that we can turn that into at least 51% by this time tomorrow
Madonna, people, does no one do research anymore?
http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/results.jsp?domain=hcsfjm.com
They’re based in Englewood, Colorado, which is in the western part of the Untied States.
Englewood has a community profile online: http://www.ci.englewood.co.us/Index.aspx?page=544
Their per capita income is $29,714. That is only 7428 1/2 gallons of gas per year. This means, their SUV’s, at 10 mpg can only go 74,285 miles per year, or 204 miles per day, but since Wal-mart is only 75 miles away and since they work there anyway, they will get by. But they will have to cut down on the Little Debbie cakes.
Mmmmmm. Little Debbie cakes.
RESEARCH!
My God, but isn’t this website a circus of low intellect? How can democracy function after enfranchising such as these? Duh.
wheelie: I just saw it was up to 44% for the bloodthirsty islamaic. Yeah, this group is really gaining some traction.
Meanwhile, dig this gem of English exposition:
“I will be holding a meeting tonight in the chat room at 9 pm eastern. I will email all the member with the link and password at about 8 pm eastern. If you want to attend this meeting, please go and join us. This is for member only.”
Is it OK if I type my member’s responses? Is this a prelude to Cocktober? A Cocktober surprise, perhaps?
Or, more likely, these folks are in the <25% IQ stratum of the total asshats.
Also?
The following source code is telling:
text_string = “visitors since 5/31/08″;
txt_color = “#000000″ // Text string color
counter = 1303317; // Counter starts at this,
I’m not HTML experty, but doesn’t that mean that they started the stats counter at 1.3 million and change? Crafty!
Thank you Wonketter, I never would have believed it. Now I’m afraid. I am very afraid.
You know it’s bad, when you actually crave that ’70’s porno music…
Instructions for voting:
1. give the squirrels the signed ballot.
2. they will tie it to the brick.
3. throw brick at bingo-card return-box.
4. um… I forget…
5. massage hand with rose milk.
6. watch rerun of Golden Girls on VHS.
Feh! No wonder she lost!
Sing it with me: Bo chicka bo booome
Is it really letting me vote repeatedly? I can’t tell if I’m having an effect… but if I am, I would be happy to sit here voting for a while as I watch the tube, just hoping to induce a stroke in whoever’s behind this.
Great. Now I have screen burn-in.
wheelie: Yeah, it got my hopes up that I had finally found the pr0n, but instead it was some lame story cut ‘n pasted from the WSJ.
“Hi folks. My name is Ed Hale and I am life long Democrat till May 31, 2008. When I saw those 30 people break the rules and make their own, and then to vote to take away 4 of Hillary Clinton’s delegates, but worst of all, make the uncommitted go for Obama, that was my last straw. What I saw today was what went on in the USSR (Russia) 30 years ago. The Boss’s called the shots, and I decide that I did not want any part of them.
“They have treated Hillary Clinton worst than I would treat a mad dog. This site is up to get like minded people to join so if they do go ahead and nominate Obama, we will be ready to make sure that he never goes to the White House. If Hillary get the nomination, then I will be leading the charge for her.
…poor Ed is borderline illiterate
I bet the captions in that “Who is the real Obama” video are in perfect focus if you’re a bitter 71-year-old.
tsunami: Perfect matchmaking site for McGeezer to peruse! Go get’em, boy!
Ladies and gentlemen, but way of some mild investigatory work via YouTube links, I give you:
The National Organization of Hillary Clinton Supporters Count Too
http://www.hcsct.com/
Um, 1996 was being kind. The spelling mistakes alone make this a juvenile Republican effort at best.
“Who will you vote for on November 4th” (Is it a question?)
John McCain 55.67%
Brack Obama 44.33% (I know, you meant to spell his name wrong, ha ha that was funny.)
Please, it’s too hot for this deep shit. Makes me dizzy.
“Hi folks. My name is Ed Hale and I am life long Democrat till May 31, 2008. When I saw those 30 people break the rules and make their own,[...] What I saw today was what went on in the USSR (Russia) 30 years ago. The Boss’s called the shots, and I decide that I did not want any part of them.”
“They have treated Hillary Clinton worst than I would treat a mad dog.”
The whole site is genius. Thank God for you, Ed Hale.
Stevious: Jesus. It’s an anti-Obama website and Hillary can only beat him by 10 points.
Explain to me how she’s the stronger candidate again?
Earlier today I was bemoaning the fact that I’m no longer funny, and that Wonkette had stopped being elitist & I had to rub shoulders with the riff-raff & commoners while not being funny, thus further reducing even the illusion that I might still be funny, and then I went to the Onion & read their glorious list of the insane & then I came here & laughed & laughed & laughed.
You all may live until tomorrow.
Oooh, Bitters Arts N Crafts! (Sorry if the formatting is awful, I’m cut/pasting
from the hcsfjm comments.)
“DAILY CALL TO ACTION: ALL HANDS ON DECK!
18 million hands - send them to the DNC!
1. Trace your hands on an 8×11 sheet of paper. Make it colorful to grab attention.
2. Write your name and city/state in the center of your hands and the words
“I am one of 18 million.”
3. Above the hands, write: “These hands are on the front lines of democracy.
I pledge I will not vote for Obama.”
4. Below the hands, write a line or two about your reasons you won’t vote for BO,
why you are upset with the DNC, or whatever stirs your soul. We suggest you keep
it fairly brief for maximum impact.
5. Put it in an envelope and send it off to the DNC.
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
6. Pass it on!!! Post this call to arms wherever you can! Let’s bombard the
DNC with the millions of hands of the voters they dismissed, ignored,
disenfranchised and belittled. And remember the old saying - “Many hands make
light work.””
flyingspaghettimonster:
Curses! *Shakes fist at your quickness*
Well, here in Wonkette’s shituation room we can now report that in the exciting poll-off between
the great John McCain and evil hate figure Brack Obama, the terrorist fist-bumper has rapidly gained
in the last hour from 38% to 45%. An exciting night ahead. Wolf.
ex-patate: “The Boss’s called the shots, and I decide that I did not want any part of them.” –Ed Hale
Who knew Springsteen’s endorsement had such an effect?
Detective time:
It’s hosted on NTTamerica.com one of the better ISP’s… They are masked with whois privacy (pretty rare for real organizations!) But you can find out more:
Get a command window on your PC, and do an NSLOOKUP crazyconservativesite.com and when you get an IP address take it to WHOIS (a good one is at DSLreports.com)
There is a good chance this is co-hosted on some other nutbag site. I check the most obvious ones but there was no match.
norbizness: Can someone with better photoshop skills than me do an Obama/Brak mashup?
jagorev: Best quote from that article:
“The Arizona senator, who wrapped up his place on the top of the Republican ticket earlier this year, said he still had some time to complete the search for a number two.”
At his age he’s going to require a lot of Dulcolax.
Now, I just can’t understand how any of them-there people could vote for a Muslim like Obama Hussein Whateverhisnameis. I mean, didn’t you just see that horrible minister of his on tv the other day? He’s such a racist. I think he’s racist against his white half though and thinks his black half is better. He’s not that special. Other black guys have been president before. I mean, he doesn’t agree with the Patriot Act! Why, that’s just the most durned-Republican act I’ve ever heard of. McCain would do SO much better. I mean look at us- we’re all over 80 and we made a PERFECTLY fine website. McCain’s not THAT much older than us. And he was a POW - that was SO much harder than all those people who were imprisoned and beat for civil rights! And could you believe the NERVE of those them-there black people who showed up to Clinton’s rallies? That was just NOT FAIR. I bet they’d vote for a racist candidate like Obama. Why, he’s not even an American citizen! He wasn’t born here! That’s why he’s running for president, you know.
That HAS to be a joke… right?
*stolen quotations*
“He is not really the first black man to become president.” beckey
“I will not vote for a muslim with a middle name of Hussein.” Grandma-Ohio
“When the black people at our district convention pushed us around and got inside the air conditioned building before Hillary supporters - some of whom left because it got so hot after 3 hours waiting to get in…I was willing to write that off to just politics too.” onlyhillary
“We the people in every generation have had to earn our freedom in some way or another, sometimes the task is rather easy ex: Rosa Parks, and sometimes very hard, like John McCain POW.” jp12345
“I LOVE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH AND I DONT WONT THE TERRERISTS TO WIN, THEY WILL IF OSAMA IS PRESIDENT.” MAD AS HELL AT BO
” It is terrible and tragic loss for great country
USA that Hussein Obama is put in place of
nomination not Hillary Clinton great hero. Hussein
is coward hidden behind message of change (it’s
false). HILLARY is true champ of change winner of
gold medal. Hussein is secret (not so secret???
evil preacher Wright hates America… does Hussein
Obama?? yes) American hating Moslem. WE DO NOT WANT
THIS!!!!!!!!” Doug
The theory of learning by osmosis… does that apply to smacking people upside the head with a dictionary?
The more I think about it the more I am convinced that there is no way people this stupid could even locate a polling place. Right? Right!?!?
SayItWithWookies: A search for #2? That depends.
schmenjaminfranklin: I love how that website has a video on “Sexism in America” yet both sites are designed by a guy who probably makes his wife iron his shirts.
This election is teaching a whole new generation of rednecks that “sexism” is when the white candidate loses.
I sent this:
Is it a coincidence that the “world domination” Bilderberg meeting occurred the SAME WEEK Hillary left the race. Obviously the male dominated leaders of Europe - our new masters - have sent the orders out.
I also think they have done everything they can to make that menace Bill Clinton do things to harm his wonderful, loving wife.
Let us all be glad for what Hillary did for us. Like kittens who eternally look to their human masters as their mother, we can always look to Hillary as our mother AND MASTER!
NEVER VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!
Picture it… a wheezing x486, with a big chunky monitor. The monitor is sitting on a doily, naturally, and surrounded by Hummel figurines, in a corner of the kitchen.
Edna sits down and checks her AOL mail (been a subscriber since 1998, when she got a free CD in the mail), and sees a message from Rick, a friend from the Eastville Seniors Club (Meets every other Wednesday in the basement of the Baptist church up on Wheeler Lane).
The email invites Edna to visit http://www.hcsfjm.com/, and she is impressed by the flashing lights and colorful interface. Her arthritic hand clicks through a few postings, and she yells to her husband, watching basketball on the console TV in the living room…
“JOHN, I TOLD YOU HE WAS MUSLIM. SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!”
I am such an elitist.
Johnny_Zhivago: Hah! That was great. And also scary, because there are people who are going to read that and go, “Right on! You know it! Kittens!”
Also, Flintstones vitamins called. They want their tagline back.
Johnny_Zhivago: Ha ha ha ha ha. I love it!
Let’s see, carry the “1″…got it. It’s a 105,000-diamond whore.
At least they have YouTube video’s.
Dang, the Bitter’s site is busy. I did a whois search on it and got this:
WHOIS information for: hcsfjm.com:
[whois.tucows.com]
IP Address: 128.121.95.55
Maximum Daily connection limit reached. Lookup refused.
By calling it the worlds’ dumbest website, though, you’re pretty much daring these unmedicated fucktards to create something even dumber. Didn’t this gang jump to the RNC back in the Reagan days? What, exactly, draws them to the Clintons? Do they not get that Hillary likes gayz and baby-killing, up until recently, Negroes?
I am surprised people this stupid even know what a computer is!
Johnny_Zhivago: oops, I see, homestead is hosted on NTT, and has 195,000 other stupid website under the same reverse IP…
Maybe this guy is bitter because he needs a better host?
To be fair, this site probably looks waaaay better with Netscape 3.0.
Hey boys and girls, what exactly makes you think that Ed Hale isn’t really Hillary Clinton? Just because she can’t work a coffee machine, is no reason to think that she doesn’t know her way around the Internets… after all, Jim Newell wears panties. Just saying.
This takes me back. A full twenty years ago the mode of commo was a direct call to a site called a Bulletin Board System (EAT). This was done with Dixie cups and threads. The method of presentation of said boards was either ASCII, which meant straight text, or the new, improved model, ANSI, which was an extended character set which allowed flashing colors and even limited animation, such as you find at rest homes.
Now, were you to imagine anybody bitter enough to skip high school to hang around the boards all day, this is what you might find twenty years after.
BBS. Broads Being Stupid.
Dear Wonkette,
Barack Obama is a muslim fist-jabbing terrorist marxist black panther. Also he stomps on puppies and eats babies and tongue kisses (male) terrorists while having gay sex. No I promise it has nothing to do with the fact that he’s black. Totes. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my job, which involves a barge and/or propane.
Sincerely,
Average Pennsylvania Bitter
I have a little Wonkette tip, but it was too juicy to send in a mere behind the scenes email. On Hardballs today Matthews was proud to show off a new black cowboy hat he brought back from South Dakota. After putting it on on air and commmenting on how good he looked, he was obviously unaware of the significance of the color of the hat.
As one who has partaken of a wrangler or two, while passing through Dodge, I quickly learned that only the single men out looking for a little action, wore black hats. While the attached or unavailable men wore other colors.
Chris Matthews, Horndog
YeeHA!
The Democrat party has left us out in the cold
Astroturf asshats. Only Republicans call it the “Democrat Party”
the whois shows they’re hiding behind a “contactprivacy.com”
buncha peckerwoods
I went to the site and it took me 12 seconds to find a lie: It claimed that Sirhan Sirhan, Bobby Kennedy’s asassin, was a muslim extremist. He was orthodox christian.
Hillary Clinton supporters must no longer support themselves (in any way) since they are liars.
tsunami: I know. I never knew Indonesia was a province of Hawaii.
I’m kind of depressed by the sheer volume of anger towards Barry, mostly because a substantial % of it is all about racism/racial resentment, in my opinion.
I’m kind of delighted by the fact that the angriest members of the anti-Barry faction seem to be profoundly fucking stupid.
Maybe it’s a wash.
Meow! Can we get some midi on this bitch?