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Oh Boy, A Liberal Racist Video Summarizing The Democratic Primary Fight!

Those wacky contrarians at Slate have produced an 8-minute video summarizing the Democratic nomination fight. Ah yes, we remember that “thing.” Ha ha, no we don’t. But still, two complaints: (1) They forgot Hamas Waffles — “Lemme eat my waffle,” the guy said — and (2) they forgot Hamas Waffles, still. [Slate]


4:16 PM on Mon June 9 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. AxmxZ says at 4:21 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Obama should immediately denounce Slate for being sexist and misogynist and reporting that Hillary lost. Hillary did not lose. She won. She WOOOOOOOOON!!!

  2. StrangelyBrown says at 4:22 pm, June 9th, 2008

    That new Battlestar Galactica is a pretty good TV show.

  3. masterdebater says at 4:28 pm, June 9th, 2008

    “A noun, and a verb, and 9/11″. Easily the best line of the whole election cycle. Way to go, Joe. That gave me something to smile about everytime I’ve heard it!

  4. mothermaven says at 4:30 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I miss Dennis.

  5. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:30 pm, June 9th, 2008

    AxmxZ: rEVOLution!!!!!!!!1!

  6. Funny, this brought back my primary rage again. HATE EVERYONE ..SO..MUCH..*cough*.

    Anyway, they also left out elitist beer or what-the-hell-ever that was about. THE POLITICS OF HOPS.

    Sorry, rage again, you know.

  7. Noodle Salad says at 4:33 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Ah Slate, home of the 8 minutes viral video narrated by the guy who sat behind me in my high school chemistry class.

  8. Canuckledragger says at 4:43 pm, June 9th, 2008

    They could have cut it back to about 30 seconds: start with 25 seconds of the commentariat proclaiming in advance that “Hillaryous has a lock on this nomination…. it’s a coronation… no point in the others even showing up…. why even bother having a primary this time around?” and then jump cut to Hopey declaring: “Tonight I can tell you that I will be the Democratic nominee for the President of the United States.”

    Better, cheaper, faster. With fewer bad flashbacks for all involved.

  9. graceless says at 4:44 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Me likey.

  10. AxmxZ says at 4:47 pm, June 9th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: Someone hand me a bra and a Zippo!!1!

  11. GlennBecksTaint says at 4:47 pm, June 9th, 2008

    i miss the cackle already

  12. smashtheduck says at 4:50 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Ah Edwards, if only that accent didn’t make me twitch. He just sounds too much like the rednecks who used to throw beer cans at us as we left a gay bar in S. Crapolina. I’d find it easier to vote for his wife.

  13. Gregory_of_Nazianzus says at 4:50 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I had to stop at about four minutes because I felt a seizure coming on . . .

  14. smashtheduck says at 4:55 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Somehow reminded me of this old one http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

  15. Gregory_of_Nazianzus: See? You, too.

  16. Darehead says at 5:00 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I wish I could take back every minute I obsessed on this stupid primary election and catch up to the rest of yallz just by watching this video.

  17. liquiddaddy says at 5:07 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Is a liberal racist like a Log Cabin Republican? Is it how Ted Dansen felt when he realized he wasn’t married to a Jewish man? Or Oprah endorsing Obama? Like Michael Richardson?

  18. Johnny_Zhivago says at 5:08 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I miss Mike Gravel!

  19. RuperttheBear says at 5:48 pm, June 9th, 2008

    So many things need to be put in a pile on the lawn, doused with gasoline, and ignited.

    “3:00 AM phone call” “Rev. Wright” “Change you can Xerox” “Sniper fire”

    Since they’re all in this video, I’ll just light it on fire instead.

  20. problemwithcaring says at 6:33 pm, June 9th, 2008

    This was somewhat educational. Apparently there are “racists white people” in West Virginia.

  21. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 7:27 pm, June 9th, 2008

    smashtheduck: Yes, this video would be just perfect if they had a few more “WTF, mate?”s

  22. Securicom says at 9:45 am, June 10th, 2008

    Three gay members of Obama’a church have been murdered during the last 6 months! Separate murders!

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  23. starstream says at 4:25 pm, June 12th, 2008

    Life is funny, -Better -Cheaper -faster…summarizes my life…
    Most ironic of all, it literally ‘is Obamanation!!
    I do hope that something ‘good comes of this (-_-)
    2000 to 2008 is more than a lifetime , how did we go from Party time
    ‘99 to America the Leper? -Def Leperd (pun spelling intended)

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