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John McCain is such a maverick that nobody believes he’s really a Republican, but in the “abandoning your ailing wife for a new young wife” department, McCain is 100% GOP. We will hear lots more about Carol McCain, the swimsuit model Walnuts married when Barack Obama was almost four years old and divorced when Barack Obama was still in high school! But will we see more of her? This is the only known picture of John and Carol.
There have to be some pictures of when she was a swimsuit model.
“That’s not matrimony we can believe in…meeeheheheh.”
OMG! My husband dumped me, his ailing wife, for a sweet young thing. Does that mean my soon to be ex-husband, a die in the wool Republican, is going to run for president?
ronaldpagan: i, for one, would pay upwards of $1 (american) to see same.
…Im surprised anyone was able to even find this photo, considering the fact that back then people still believed cameras stole your soul.
ronaldpagan:
Here you go.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/75/Bathing_suit_1858.png/225px-Bathing_suit_1858.png
Every picture I see of him when he was young makes me think how good-looking he was.
Meh, I got nuthin.
Steve Martin and an overweight Gilda Radner? You’ll have to do better than that, Photoshop.
Are you sure he didn’t just pit her against Cindy in gladiatorial combat for his sexual pleasure and selection of the fittest mate for his hog? I mean, that was back when thumbs up meant you could live right? Guess we know who won then…..
I didn’t know Sally Struthers a brunette…
MadMangosteen: ManchuCandidate: I just pissed myself laughing at both of these. Thanks kids!
ManchuCandidate: How about some pictures of that Brazilian chick McCain was supposedly slipping the kielbasa to at one point (and screen shots from Apocolypto don’t count).
MoodProcessor: was…aw, shucks….
ManchuCandidate: Rickrolled again!
my overweight, medically dependent injured wife for a 25 year old cindy mccain? that’s change i can believe in.
One good angle to combat all of the Clintards professing to vote for McCain is to keep this backstory on perpetual loop.
Womanizing?
Wife waiting for missing husband?
Disfiguring accident?
Husband returns to find loving wife crippled, heavier and shorter?
More womanizing?
Leaves wife and family for younger blond hottie with a rich and influential daddy?
Wife still holding flame for dick ex-husband?
“Cunt” in his casual vernacular?
This is Team Aniston times 100.
This is a Lifetime movie times 1000.
Harriet Christian wouldn’t have to worry about being a second class citizen in a McCain world… she’ll be a disposable vagina with a short shelf life and no continuity, especially if she develops a cough or a pimple.
ManchuCandidate: What is that, a woodcarving? I think I see a hint of ankle! What a sloot! That’s why Walnuts! left her…
For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of John MCain.
Here’s Michelle:
http://www.news24.com/Images/Photos/2007011510521115_burquini_220.jpg
Forgive me.
also, he didn’t dump her ass on a hospital bed so I guess WALNUTS! has one up on Gingrich
…I didn’t know John McCain had a cameo on McHale’s Navy?!
HopeNutz: Erg. McCain.
WadISay:
See, this is who I’d wanna be schelpping if I were a younger Walnuts.
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/10/octeigh24.jpg
But this is the most youthful photo I could find.
http://www.stripersonline.com/fish_photos/data/500/old-lady-hitit.jpg
Duddn’t matter. Barry’s dad was a scary Muslim polygamist. So there.
See, this is why Barry is better — in Islam you can marry the hot younger cookie and keep the older worn out model.
What I want to know is what happened to Carol’s first husband. The Mail article makes it sound like he went out to get the newspaper and never came back. If she dumped her first for Walnuts!, I don’t feel quite as bad for Carol.
Still, getting remarried a month after you get divorced? Show a little class John.
I didn’t know Matthew Brady shot homecomings.
WadISay: …I think you can find a photo of “her” on a Brazilian She-male website.
Did he share this information with the Vietnamese as well?
ronaldpagan: Not as a swimsuit model… but prior to the car accident:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaigns/galleries/lifeofmccain/photo6.htm
Maybe Carol was having an affair with Mrs. Coleman, since they were both scantily-clad models married to jerks. If you axe me though, Norm is the bigger jerk.
Also, back to the teeth thing, granted this is a black and white photo (because as we all know, Jesus didn’t invent ROYGBIV until acid was in lickable form) but seeing that this is post-POW, his teeth look fine so there’s no excuse for him to be walking around now in decrepit yellow fronts that look like they smell. Unless he had them made from the bones of his former captors which then makes him bad ass.
floraway: Little Bo Peep?
ManchuCandidate: almost made me spit take. Thanks!
I think the multiple wife thing is a sop to Mormonism, so he doesn’t need Romney on the ticket.
Reading about Carol, if McCain were to get two terms, I’d vote for Carol to be senator of New York and eventually president instead of Cindy. If I were a Republican that is…
my favorite line in the Daily Mail article is this: “His primary interest was women and his conquests ranged from a knife-wielding floozy nicknamed ‘Marie, the Flame of Florida’, to a tobacco heiress.”
floraway: why is she dressed as Little Bo Peep?
floraway: Excellent find. Gold star for you.
I just want to be the first person in recorded history (before mud tablets cuneform, anyway) to say this:
Ross Perot is the MAN!!
floraway: Interesting. You see the reason she gave for the divorce? the divorce was attributed “. . . more to John turning 40 and wanting to be 25 again.” Now that he’s turning 150, Cindy might want to watch her back.
Doglessliberal: Maybe she’s a Paultard who lost her sheeple.
norbizness: They forgot Steve’s balloon animals.
AngryBlakGuy: first you have to have a soul to steal.
loudmouthredhead: I think it was selection of the fittest bank account.
I’m not surprised his teeth are discolored, considering the shit that has been coming out of his
mouth for all these years.
Darehead: Doglessliberal: I don’t know… something about sheeple?
I’m only posting here in protest of my inability to comment on the Roman Polanski topic.
Darehead: speaking of Paultards, I love that a right wing Repub running in VA is accusing his Repub challenger of being a Paultard (and “accidentally” attributing the “quote” to the WaPost):
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/07/AR2008060701801.html
Is it just me, or does Carol look better after the accident?
I think she doesn’t look bad in that first photo, and doesn’t even look “crippled.” But the wedding…..
econdave: Why are they always in such a hurry to marry the next one? Is the sex somehow better when you’re married? Not sex with the spouse….just sex in general.
Still, classier than a guy I know who got divorced on one floor of the courthouse and married on another…on the same day.
Me wonders if he ever called the first a cunt and a trollop?
ManchuCandidate:
er…”schtupping”, I hope.
ronaldpagan: Not really, since we’re talking about the days before photography.
ronaldpagan: sleepy: Well, she does look better than Cindy.
ManchuCandidate: Schtupping, not schlepping. See example: http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/5958
BTW, who the fuck is “admin” and how can we get at him?
Question: Since WALNUTS! could still raise his hands above his head to wave to wellwishers when he deplaned from the Hanoi Hilton Shuttle, why can he not raise his hands above belt-level now? Years of stooping too low in the Senate?
The Real JR Revisted: “his teeth look fine so there’s no excuse for him to be walking around now in decrepit yellow fronts that look like they smell.”
WALNUTS! thought that in order to become President like his hero and classmate, George Washington, he too should have wooden teeth. It was the fashion, back in the day. WALNUTS! picked a sturdy elm. Fuckin’ Dutch Elm disease!
econdave: “What I want to know is what happened to Carol’s first husband.”
Carol says: “Once he turned 25, he wanted to be ten again. I got tired of him dipping my pigtails in the inkwell.”
I even saw the lights of the Hindenburg blimp…
… it said John McCain’s a OH THE HUMANITY
S.Luggo:
bitchincamaro:
Oy. My Yiddish to English dictionary failed me.
I’m just a sad goy.
Since we’re posting pictures of candidate spouses in swimsuits, here’s Billary:
http://www.nohillaryclinton.com/blog/blog_images/billHillDance.jpg
I’m so sorry.
Canuckledragger: His arm is raised only perpindicular to his shoulder. That might have been his limit at the time. Doubtful he can even reach that high now.
econdave: Cindy McCain’s booze-money family is very intertwined with organized crime. I’m sure disappearing the first husband was no problem.
Well, yes, that *is* ‘marital transcendence’.
Walnuts chose Cindy because…he stayed on after 8 seconds and then got the buckle. It’s called “Sex Rodeo”…
I recently saw a photo of Cindy with her hair down and less coiffed, and she had a striking resemblance to Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies. I’m sure she has to sleep in her makeup because there is a super-hag under all that spackle and bondo.
ManchuCandidate: Extremely funny!
jagorev: Baby got BACK…
How many cunt trollops does one party boy navy brat need?
What about family values I ask you ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1024927/The-wife-John-McCain-callously-left-behind.html
Jesus Christ,by the looks of this pic,the guy has been old forever.
ManchuCandidate:
Me too, but living in NYC, it seeps in.
Gregory_of_Nazianzus: Damn, even Ross Perot thinks he’s a shithead.
Hey, I can still “adore” someone too if they were paying for my healthcare for life, especially since it’s so expensive in the US. You’d think WALNUTS! would want universal healthcare for that reason alone.
In his book The Real McCain, author Cliff Schecter claims that John McCain made extremely ugly remarks about his wife Cindy McCain during a tirade witnessed by three reporters and two aides. “At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, ‘You’re getting a little thin up there,’” Schechter writes. “McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, ‘At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.’ McCain’s excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.”
The photo is cropped, holmes. That lady is the hostess down at the El Tampico.
The real reason, is not the post-nonseatbeltwearingwindshieldejection weight gain…it was the goddamned trompe-l’œil Carol insisted painting all over the McCain domicile:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaigns/galleries/lifeofmccain/photo10.htm
I think divorcing poor firstwife and marrying rick secondwife one month later simply gave Johnnywalker time to get to know his secondwife’s money, I mean, family better. What a guy.
Songbird McCain is a Mancurian candidate!
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Hrm must be in the stock market , that’s typical trading up..
Anyone critical of McCain regarding this story wanna have a go at John Edwards?