Dork.Here’s your formerly “cool” pretend boyfriend, Barack Obama, with Drudge’s sinister one word caption. In the long history of Democratic nominees for president looking like absurd douchebags, wearing a bike helmet is not the worst offense, but those stone-wash jeans and Dad polo shirt provide grim evidence that Barack really is half whitey. [Drudge/AP Google]

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