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June 9, 2008

Is America Ready For A Chocolate Cake?

by Ken Layne  

'Hope' you like chocolate cake ...Wonkette Operative “Tim” sends us this great picture of an Obama cake his “wife” made over the weekend. Suspiciously, the cake voted “present” when asked if it wanted to be eaten, and there’s a damning YouTube video of this cake’s Muslim Christian pastor asking God to “damn” angel food cake.

{ 25 comments }

ManchuCandidate June 9, 2008 at 10:10 am

Each time I see Obama memorialized in food, the artist always seems to make his face rounded than it really is and looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

AngryBlakGuy June 9, 2008 at 10:10 am

…Will Smith?

Rolo-tony-brown-town June 9, 2008 at 10:14 am

the chocolate cake just beat out lady fingers as the dessert for that night

AngryBlakGuy June 9, 2008 at 10:18 am

…to reflect his racial make up the cake should be chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside.

ManchuCandidate June 9, 2008 at 10:19 am

[re=10805]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
No. It’s marble cake.

gurukalehuru June 9, 2008 at 10:21 am

Extra brownie points for Wonkette Operative Tim.

AngryBlakGuy June 9, 2008 at 10:24 am

…John McCain is a CRAB CAKE!

nhunter June 9, 2008 at 10:27 am

That cake looks really delicious. If that doesn’t win over the hard core Clintonites and the white, hard working Americans, then we’re really in the soup this election season. Chilled fruit soup.

CrunchyKnee June 9, 2008 at 10:29 am

Mmmmmmm, Barakalicious…

jagorev June 9, 2008 at 10:31 am

I’d stick my dick in that cake.

obfuscator June 9, 2008 at 10:37 am

Authentic Chocolate-Face.

Looks delicious.

Ken Layne June 9, 2008 at 10:38 am

[re=10810]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Ha ha … and yet crab cake is so delicious. Maybe McCain is “old crab cake.”

WadISay June 9, 2008 at 10:41 am

It would look better with a candy ‘grette between its lips. BTW, did someone artificially darken the frosting?

AngryBlakGuy June 9, 2008 at 10:46 am

[re=10828]Ken Layne[/re]: …cow pie?

Darehead June 9, 2008 at 10:51 am

At least it’s not bitters chocolate.

Paultardville June 9, 2008 at 11:01 am

I hope that chocolate cake was adequate.

TGY June 9, 2008 at 11:22 am

What, no arugula decorations?

TGY June 9, 2008 at 11:30 am

…perhaps a crown of some sort around the brows, much like the ancient Roman chaplet of laurel leaves except tastier and with more fiber.

vicuna June 9, 2008 at 11:55 am

Dad is great! He gives us chocolate cake!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwTjeZNpuZM

Lionel Hutz Esq. June 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm

I heard on talk radio that the cake is cherry on the inside because Obama is really a pinko.

Although it could be lemon or yellow cake, as Obama is going to let us be defeated in Viet Nam Iraq.

AxmxZ June 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Chocolate frosting ears = FTW.

liquiddaddy June 9, 2008 at 4:49 pm

I made a “cake” like that this morning, without the teeth. It helped me to chant “yes I can!” throughout the process.

schvitzatura June 9, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Flourless chocolate torte with 71% cacao Valrhona chocolate ganache…elitist, some?

Securicom June 10, 2008 at 10:57 am

Obama does not represent blacks, rather the CFR and Bilderberg Group

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Makeithurt July 3, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Hey Securicom — Lay back and enjoy, honey.

As far as that chocolate cake goes, I’d love to take my pants down and sit right on it. Good job on the ears, huh? Those are Michelle’s handlebars.

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