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Is America Ready For A Chocolate Cake?

'Hope' you like chocolate cake ...Wonkette Operative “Tim” sends us this great picture of an Obama cake his “wife” made over the weekend. Suspiciously, the cake voted “present” when asked if it wanted to be eaten, and there’s a damning YouTube video of this cake’s Muslim Christian pastor asking God to “damn” angel food cake.


10:05 AM on Mon June 9 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. ManchuCandidate says at 10:10 am, June 9th, 2008

    Each time I see Obama memorialized in food, the artist always seems to make his face rounded than it really is and looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

  2. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:10 am, June 9th, 2008

    …Will Smith?

  3. Rolo-tony-brown-town says at 10:14 am, June 9th, 2008

    the chocolate cake just beat out lady fingers as the dessert for that night

  4. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:18 am, June 9th, 2008

    …to reflect his racial make up the cake should be chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside.

  5. ManchuCandidate says at 10:19 am, June 9th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy:
    No. It’s marble cake.

  6. gurukalehuru says at 10:21 am, June 9th, 2008

    Extra brownie points for Wonkette Operative Tim.

  7. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:24 am, June 9th, 2008

    …John McCain is a CRAB CAKE!

  8. nhunter says at 10:27 am, June 9th, 2008

    That cake looks really delicious. If that doesn’t win over the hard core Clintonites and the white, hard working Americans, then we’re really in the soup this election season. Chilled fruit soup.

  9. CrunchyKnee says at 10:29 am, June 9th, 2008

    Mmmmmmm, Barakalicious…

  10. jagorev says at 10:31 am, June 9th, 2008

    I’d stick my dick in that cake.

  11. obfuscator says at 10:37 am, June 9th, 2008

    Authentic Chocolate-Face.

    Looks delicious.

  12. Ken Layne says at 10:38 am, June 9th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Ha ha … and yet crab cake is so delicious. Maybe McCain is “old crab cake.”

  13. WadISay says at 10:41 am, June 9th, 2008

    It would look better with a candy ‘grette between its lips. BTW, did someone artificially darken the frosting?

  14. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:46 am, June 9th, 2008

    Ken Layne: …cow pie?

  15. Darehead says at 10:51 am, June 9th, 2008

    At least it’s not bitters chocolate.

  16. Paultardville says at 11:01 am, June 9th, 2008

    I hope that chocolate cake was adequate.

  17. What, no arugula decorations?

  18. …perhaps a crown of some sort around the brows, much like the ancient Roman chaplet of laurel leaves except tastier and with more fiber.

  19. vicuna says at 11:55 am, June 9th, 2008

    Dad is great! He gives us chocolate cake!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwTjeZNpuZM

  20. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 2:10 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I heard on talk radio that the cake is cherry on the inside because Obama is really a pinko.

    Although it could be lemon or yellow cake, as Obama is going to let us be defeated in Viet Nam Iraq.

  21. AxmxZ says at 3:14 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Chocolate frosting ears = FTW.

  22. liquiddaddy says at 4:49 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I made a “cake” like that this morning, without the teeth. It helped me to chant “yes I can!” throughout the process.

  23. schvitzatura says at 11:45 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Flourless chocolate torte with 71% cacao Valrhona chocolate ganache…elitist, some?

  24. Securicom says at 10:57 am, June 10th, 2008

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  25. Makeithurt says at 5:02 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Hey Securicom — Lay back and enjoy, honey.

    As far as that chocolate cake goes, I’d love to take my pants down and sit right on it. Good job on the ears, huh? Those are Michelle’s handlebars.

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