Daily Briefing: It's 5 a.m. Somewhere
Liberal clown Al Franken is now the Democrat candidate for Norm Coleman's Senate seat because ... who cares? [ Minnesota Public Radio ]
Poor people with no public transportation options are, shockingly, being hit pretty hard by $4+ per gallon gasoline. [ New York Times ]
There are crazy blogger people everywhere, covering campaign stuff for FREE. [ Washington Post ]
Retail sales of shitty old corporate rock are fine, thanks to exclusive Wal-Mart deals. [ NYT ]
It will cost a billion dollars to convince you people to vote for the presidential candidate you are already going to vote for. [ SF Chronicle ]