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John McCain Is President Of Czechs!

Velvet Revolutionaries love his velvety skin.He may be the underdog here at home, but he’s winning hearts and minds in the land of delicious beer. Hat tip to reader bitchincamaro. [Prague Post]


8:46 AM on Fri June 6 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. JamesMichaelCurley says at 8:53 am, June 6th, 2008

    Charles Gibbson to interview John McCain?
    Must remember to remind my wife the sound she hears is not cable company static but a Huge Sucking Noise.

  2. freakishlystrong says at 8:59 am, June 6th, 2008

    “Pictures show Železný Brod school head slapping student”
    That’s the headline…WTF? Walnuts! should run in the Czech Republic then!

  3. Humble Pi says at 8:59 am, June 6th, 2008

    A lot was lost in translation. 1492 wasn’t how many votes McCain received, it’s the year he was born.

  4. TJBeck says at 9:01 am, June 6th, 2008

    To declare John McCain winner of this poll is totally bullshit.

    Ron Paul was not included.

  5. Humble Pi says at 9:02 am, June 6th, 2008

    And where are the results from Balenzlovakia? Because, in a true democracy, you have to have Czechs and Balenzes.

  6. Humble Pi says at 9:03 am, June 6th, 2008

    McCain may have the Czechs, but Obama’s got the cash.

  7. Humble Pi says at 9:03 am, June 6th, 2008

    or: McCain is writing Czechs his ass can’t cash!

  8. Humble Pi says at 9:05 am, June 6th, 2008

    or: My campaing fund can’t be broke! I still have Czechs left!

  9. Domestic Goddess says at 9:05 am, June 6th, 2008

    Or better yet, that’s a lot of Czechs for McCain to cash.

  10. Humble Pi says at 9:06 am, June 6th, 2008

    Okay, I’ll stop now.

  11. Domestic Goddess says at 9:06 am, June 6th, 2008

    @Domestic Goddess: I don’t mean better as in superior. I meant to say Or, even still,

    I need to go add Bailey’s to my coffee.

  12. Godless Liberal * says at 9:07 am, June 6th, 2008

    Humble Pi: He was actually born long before that. 1492 is the year he was discovered.

  13. Domestic Goddess says at 9:08 am, June 6th, 2008

    Bets on how long until Hillz declares herself president of all Czechs?

  14. TJBeck says at 9:12 am, June 6th, 2008

    Humble Pi: Czech that shit.

  15. Humble Pi says at 9:13 am, June 6th, 2008

    Godless Liberal *: That was when Columbus stuck a maple walking stick up Juan’s ass and called it Macaroni? Yeah, I slept through History class…

  16. Humble Pi says at 9:16 am, June 6th, 2008

    TJBeck: Sorry, just doing a sound Czech. Czech, Czech, 1…2…3…

  17. disgustedcitizen says at 9:20 am, June 6th, 2008

    Humble Pi: Ewwwww! That was a good one!

  18. qwerty42 says at 9:26 am, June 6th, 2008

    Oddly-worded: “Who are you voting for?” not “which candidate do you favor?” oh well, it is a great place, and yes, they have good beer. very good beer.

  19. TJBeck says at 9:31 am, June 6th, 2008
  20. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 9:32 am, June 6th, 2008

    DUDES! We should like totally backpack around the Czech Republic and like drink beer and stay in hostels and shit! I hear the beer is like 50 cents a pint there!

    /every dumbass college student ever

  21. masterdebater says at 9:34 am, June 6th, 2008

    Sure, Prague, but who won the poll in Yerevan?

  22. choinski says at 9:35 am, June 6th, 2008

    Meanwhile 2/3 of Czechs didn’t vote for him.

  23. stankfest says at 9:35 am, June 6th, 2008

    Isn’t Checkoslovakia where those Hostel screaming-girls-chop-up documentary films were made?

  24. Ah, well. The Czech Republic does have a lot of landmarks which are as old as John McCain. Must be ‘Old Europe’ who’s voting for him.

  25. WadISay says at 9:36 am, June 6th, 2008

    I trust that, as a reciprocal gesture, I will get asked who I plan to vote for in the next Czech general election.

  26. masterdebater says at 9:37 am, June 6th, 2008

    choinski: And Hillary is STILL winning the popular vote!

  27. Humble Pi says at 9:37 am, June 6th, 2008

    TJBeck: Finally, something McCain doesn’t mirror dubya on. Juan is too old to give up golf for Iraq.

  28. AfghanVet says at 9:38 am, June 6th, 2008

    Personally, I like the frosting on the outside.

  29. scotterl says at 9:40 am, June 6th, 2008

    Are those polls anatomically correct?

  30. MathewBrooks says at 9:43 am, June 6th, 2008

    WadISay: Will you support the Česká strana sociálně demokratická candidate or the Občanská demokratická strana candidate?

  31. Paultardville says at 9:54 am, June 6th, 2008

    Czech Republic is a caucus state, doesn’t count. Plus, it’s the one place in the world where Hillary wasn’t born.

  32. gurukalehuru says at 10:10 am, June 6th, 2008

    Can John McCain say strč prst skrz krk three times fast while drunk? Thought not.

  33. WadISay says at 10:14 am, June 6th, 2008

    MathewBrooks: The one with the old, bitter babushkas.

  34. gurukalehuru: Where have all the vowels gone?

  35. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 10:22 am, June 6th, 2008

    What’s up with the “Rodham”? Are there other Hillary Clintons running for president, so we need it to keep them straight?

  36. Czechs have a propensity for ass-kickin’. If Obama wielded his new maple Cane-O-Pain like a hockey stick, those numbers would weigh in his favor.

  37. Humble Pi says at 10:44 am, June 6th, 2008

    Servo: High sticking or body Czeching?

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

  38. Humble Pi says at 10:47 am, June 6th, 2008

    Naked Bunny with a Whip: Apparently, the Rodham’s have a huge following in the Republic. Unfortunately, it still didn’t skew the results enough in her favor. Next time they’ll have to add Obama’s middle name.

  39. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:48 am, June 6th, 2008

    …congratulations WALNUTS! you have just won the presidency of the most IRRELEVANT country in the world!

  40. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 11:08 am, June 6th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy:
    they did kick our asses in the last World Cup…

  41. nyhfrog says at 11:15 am, June 6th, 2008

    Well, we have our answer to that scene from “Stripes”: It’s definitely not like going into Wisconsin.

  42. Botswana Meat Commission FC: Being the D-Day anniversary, let’s also not forget the Poles and Czechs in British Spitfires that shot down countless Nazi aircraft.

  43. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:47 pm, June 6th, 2008

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: …who didn’t kick our asses in the last world cup?

    Servo: …fine, fine, fine we will give them a few electoral votes in the general election to show our appreciation.

  44. wonk_the_heck says at 2:20 pm, June 6th, 2008

    i prefer to see the glass 2490/1492ths full

  45. wonk_the_heck says at 2:23 pm, June 6th, 2008

    the above ratio assumes 2490, carry the bitters. math is hard

  46. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 2:25 pm, June 6th, 2008

    Finally, Cyndi McCain’s beer distributorship connections pay off.

  47. ReelectTilden says at 2:26 pm, June 6th, 2008

    McCain better Czech himself before he wrecks himself.

  48. NebraskashireGentry says at 3:51 pm, June 6th, 2008

    I’m less surprised that John McCain leads in this poll than by the fact that 4,000 people in the Czech Republic have Internet access (I’m assuming 18 people didn’t weigh in because they have yet to discover that one can use the Internet to access things other than man-on-bear porn from the former Soviet Union).

  49. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:06 pm, June 6th, 2008
  50. WadISay says at 5:08 pm, June 6th, 2008

    You forgot Poland.

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