HILLARY CLINTON  12:56 am June 6, 2008

Hillary & Barack’s Very Special Date Night

by Ken Layne

Guess who had a very private talky-talk in (maybe) romantic Northern Virginia tonight, probably at the Bilderberg Group meeting in Chantilly? Your Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton! They really met and talked, in private, Thursday night. And really, it sounds like they did this at that creepy Bilderberg Group meeting, which is happening now, and which is so secret that nobody will admit they’re going, even though everybody who is anybody goes to Bilderberg. After all, there is golf!

All the campaigns will admit is that the two met, and they didn’t meet at Clinton’s mansion in D.C., but Barack did vanish while his plane was at Dulles, which just happens to be walking distance from the Chantilly Marriott fancy place where the Bilderberg Group is meeting. The AP reports:

Reporters traveling with Obama sensed something might be happening between the pair might when they arrived at Dulles International Airport after an event in Northern Virginia and Obama was not aboard the airplane.

Asked at the time about the Illinois senator’s whereabouts, Gibbs smiled and declined to comment.

Creepy.

 

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Smoke Filled Roommate June 6, 2008 at 12:59 am

I’ll say it again.. I hope Barry has an ‘exit strategy’.

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 1:02 am

Virginia is for lovers.

RWWiley83 June 6, 2008 at 1:03 am

[re=8853]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: the world isn’t ready for Hillary-Barack sex jokes. for the love of Kenyan Allah!

metropolitan June 6, 2008 at 1:03 am

the real interesting meeting is when bill and michelle are getting together for some drinks.

Josh Fruhlinger June 6, 2008 at 1:03 am

“Walking distance”? Nobody walks anywhere in Fairfax or Loudoun counties. It’s physically impossible, and probably against the law.

Democratica June 6, 2008 at 1:08 am

What is up with this picture? I swear that’s Katie Couric standing next to BO…

NotUrEvryDayWEzl June 6, 2008 at 1:10 am

[re=8859]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: It’s the truth. My brother and his wife practically drive to their mailbox… while using the GPS in order to find their around the fucking maze.

Somebody better check Hopey tomorrow to find out if he’s been turned into a robot.

Slutty_Chola_Cobbler June 6, 2008 at 1:11 am

[re=8858]metropolitan[/re]: LMAO.. I was thinkin’ the same thing.. I hear Bill loves Chocolate Martinis.

obfuscator June 6, 2008 at 1:12 am

[re=8863]Democratica[/re]:

That woman has quite the forehead.

Are those mannequins?

obfuscator June 6, 2008 at 1:14 am

By “mannequins”, I obviously meant “wax statues”.

Cicada June 6, 2008 at 1:15 am

I would have loved to have been on that plane when the reporters realized Hopey had escaped.
The consternation! The frantic texting on blackberries! The desperate requests for gin and tonics with valium!
Why does this make me love politics so?

Ken Layne June 6, 2008 at 1:21 am

Yes, those are wax demons made by that Wax Museum in Washington … the D.C. Madam’s or something?

ronaldpagan June 6, 2008 at 1:24 am

[re=8853]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: He’s “in it to win it.”

(Just look at that grin.)

Cicada June 6, 2008 at 1:28 am

[re=8876]ronaldpagan[/re]: Maybe if someone would write some good Hilz/Barry slash fiction, all of Hillary’s bitters could get some relief and wouldn’t be so bitter anymore!

Smoke Filled Roommate June 6, 2008 at 1:29 am

[re=8876]ronaldpagan[/re]: ..So the meeting actually did take place somewhere in the pantsuit. Good god.

obfuscator June 6, 2008 at 1:29 am

[re=8874]Ken Layne[/re]:

The Obama is good, but a little “Armisen”. I’m not sure what the fuck they were thinking with the Hillary statue.

They won’t get my money until they produce a wax representation of Harriet Christian.

yes, we can (drink heavily) June 6, 2008 at 1:32 am

[re=8872]Cicada[/re]: I’m pretty sure they have laws in central Virginia about escaped black men…

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 1:33 am

If they are looking for relief, they could always just try alka-seltzer.

obfuscator June 6, 2008 at 1:34 am

[re=8880]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]:

Fourteen solid news cycles dominated by a blue pantsuit stained by octaroon DNA = Bob Barr in the White House.

Whiskeybaby June 6, 2008 at 1:37 am

They looked so young and happy and optimistic back when they were just wax dummies…

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 1:38 am

[re=8884]tunamelt[/re]: I meant to direct that to you, [re=8879]Cicada[/re]:

Cicada June 6, 2008 at 1:44 am

[re=8884]tunamelt[/re]: Plop, Plop, fizz, fizz, let go of that racist biz?

AnnieGetYourFun June 6, 2008 at 1:53 am

[re=8872]Cicada[/re]: I’m sorry, you mentioned gin AND valium and then wondered where the love was coming from? In my home gin + valium = twoo wuv fo-evah!

1ofUS June 6, 2008 at 1:55 am

Bilderberg in DC is like Paris in Gary.

If you’d like to have a scatalogical excuse,
How I happened on this awkward bit of refuse,
I will say with a wind from my formidable behind,
There is just one place
That can puts shit on your face.
Bilderberg,DC
Bilderberg DC

Cicada June 6, 2008 at 2:07 am

[re=8893]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Wait, are you…..Cindy McCain?

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 2:13 am

[re=8893]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Trollop.

Vanity Smurf June 6, 2008 at 2:25 am

[re=8866]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: When you come back, there will be a Senator with my name and my face, she’ll bake cookies like crazy, but she won’t run for President and SHE WON’T BE ME!

AnnieGetYourFun June 6, 2008 at 2:37 am

[re=8900]Cicada[/re]: I’m not NEARLY tan enough.

lawrenceofthedesert June 6, 2008 at 3:11 am

I guess they’ll be serving Bilderburgers at Uncle Barry’s Cabin.

junkscience June 6, 2008 at 4:08 am

I love Wonkette and it’s commenters. You’ve made this whole thing so much more tolerable. And no I’m not drunk. Just sayin’.

sayitwithfigs June 6, 2008 at 4:44 am

Who is this Bill deBurg anyway?

TGY June 6, 2008 at 4:56 am

At the Bildererberg Group meeting, they’re playing Monopoly….WITH REAL HOTELS! For one …billion… dollars! MOO HA HA!

Johnny_Zhivago June 6, 2008 at 6:17 am

Hopefully Obama’s people made sure Hillary was securely gagged for the meeting to ensure the Bene Gesserit witch couldn’t use “The Voice” on anyone.

Johnny_Zhivago June 6, 2008 at 6:19 am

[re=8918]sayitwithfigs[/re]: I think we took one of the kids to a Bild der Berg at the mall for one of their friends birthday parties.

graceless* June 6, 2008 at 7:24 am

You don’t suppose she’s applying for an internship?

Destonio June 6, 2008 at 7:29 am
grobby22 June 6, 2008 at 7:36 am

At the meeting she thanked him for running a good campaign and told him that he would need to stand in line and apply for Vice President like everyone else. In response Barry replied, “What the F%^%(“

confusionanddelay< June 6, 2008 at 7:42 am

No pictures of them meeting? Cool. I’m waiting for the sex tape. That’ll pay off Hillary’s campaign debt in about 20 minutes.

Domestic Goddess June 6, 2008 at 7:44 am

[re=8929]Destonio[/re]: that’s not sexual transcendence!

Servo June 6, 2008 at 8:17 am

He was just setting the terms for her debt relief, which is to disappear back into the shadows.

freakishlystrong June 6, 2008 at 8:17 am

OT, but baby Jebus on a unicycle, he is so goddamn hot!

Canmon (the Inadequate) June 6, 2008 at 8:34 am

Does the Chantilly Marriott have an octagon?

TGY June 6, 2008 at 9:37 am

Also, those wax statues need wicks. Or at least Barry’s does. Hills can remain wickless.

Indi June 6, 2008 at 9:45 am

[re=8924]Johnny_Zhivago[/re]: BO is the Kwisatz Haderach??

masterdebater June 6, 2008 at 9:47 am

[re=8867]Slutty_Chola_Cobbler[/re]: I’m not worried about a Bill and Michelle thing, unless I see her gain 40 lbs. and she starts sporting one of those “Texas High Hair” wigs. The man has no taste when it comes to women.

AfghanVet June 6, 2008 at 9:51 am

Big O: “Now that you are out Hillary, let me show you what the O love is all about…”

Hills: OOOOOO my…

Scene cuts to waves crashing…

Deepthroat June 6, 2008 at 10:17 am

Any secret meeting of “The High Priests of Globalisation” needs a Shirley Temple in attendance.

Also, why are Vernon “I can read!” Jordan, Jon “Chupacabra” Corzine, Richard “The Balkans’ Bulldozer” Holbrooke, Henry “Elvis” Kissinger, and George “King of Arachnid traitor” Soros such popular attendees? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bilderberg_attendees

Check out this insanely mesmerizing informational page on this Machiavellian Bilderberg cabal

http://www.bilderberg.org/

jagorev June 6, 2008 at 10:21 am

The Bilderbergs are meeting in a Marriott outside Dulles Airport? Wow, they have really come down in the world. This is basically a step above the Holiday Inn at LaGuardia.

weirdiowasculpture June 6, 2008 at 10:27 am

Hilz n Barry sex is kind of gross to think about. John n Cindy sex is where it’s at. All flopping jowl sacs and “Ooooo, yess, torture me, Maverick, torture me!!!!”

Vanity Smurf June 6, 2008 at 10:28 am

[re=9019]jagorev[/re]: The Bush economy isn’t even good for those at the top anymore, sacrifices must be made.

madirishman June 6, 2008 at 10:34 am

[re=9002]Indi[/re]: I’m touched that you and Johnny Zhivago remember “Dune”. John McCain seems to fit the mold of Baron Harkonnen, and I can accept Hillary as Lady Jessica, but there’s no way in HELL that Bill is Duke Leto. However, if Barack Obama is Muad’Dib, that makes Michelle either Chani or Princess Irulan. I vote for the princess.

And Dubya is Emperor Shaddam IV! That means Dick Cheney is Count Fenring (imperial assassin–yeah, that fits). Oh, the parallels!

Who says science fiction doesn’t reflect real life? “Dune” was all about political double-dealing.

2minutenews June 6, 2008 at 10:37 am

Actually, Barack and Michelle turning up the heat.

AfghanVet June 6, 2008 at 10:43 am

[re=9035]madirishman[/re]: Ummm…wow. I have a website for you:

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

AfghanVet June 6, 2008 at 10:44 am

[re=9035]madirishman[/re]: Umm…wow. I think I have a website for you:

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

madirishman June 6, 2008 at 10:46 am

[re=9036]2minutenews[/re]: Okay, I can imagine Barack and Michelle gettin’ nekkid. It would be a good thing for this country to have a President and First Lady with a healthy sex life.

I mean…c’mon. Dubya and Laura? Bill and Hillary? George H.W. and Barbara???

Ye gods! The horror…the horror!!!

madirishman June 6, 2008 at 10:51 am

[re=9043]AfghanVet[/re]: Sorry, man. Never did Dundgeons & Dragons, although my college roommate did–and he was SCARY. Any game that has 10 BOOKS worth of rules is WAY too complicated for me. That’s why I like politics. Any idiot can run for office–and lots of them do.

AfghanVet June 6, 2008 at 11:00 am

[re=9051]madirishman[/re]: Hey, no shame either way. I did know where to find the site didn’t I?

Texan Bulldoggette June 6, 2008 at 11:18 am

I just hope he didn’t have anything to eat or drink while he was there. I’m just saying….

Servo June 6, 2008 at 11:30 am

[re=9036]2minutenews[/re]: In Vivid Video’s Dick Mahogany series.

Chiraq June 6, 2008 at 11:35 am

Meeting between BO and HC:

The Official Transcript. Declassified.

BO: ‘Sup
HC: I hate you.
BO: Nice… I like your… you look…
HC: Stop it! Be a real man and tell me that you hate me. Tell me that I am a race-baiting, bitter, embittering, war monger that has out lived her usefulness.
BO: Is that a new scarf?
HC: I FUCKING HATE YOU! You don’t have the testicular fortitude to look me straight in the face.
BO: Michelle has those same earrings.
HC: You and your misogyny. I am going to unleash my old, bitter women constituents on you!
BO: Listen, great talk. Gotta go run for president. Whachoo going to do these next few months?
HC: Are you telling me to move to the back of the bus? Are you saying my sisters, 18 million of them, are going to have to re-live the lynching of yesteryear? Did you…. did you just imply that women should go back to being barefoot and pregnant? You want us to be invisible, don’t you? DON’T YOU?
BO: Aiight, sweetie. Seriously. Gotta run. I’ll call you.
HC: Make me VP. I want to serve you.
BO: Ah…. Whattt? I’ll call you.
HC: MAKE ME VEE PEE!! Like Ferraro. Give it to me. I want to serve you. Send me back to Bosnia….
BO: Your number hasn’t changed, right? Ok.. gotta… y’know.. be president.
HC: I love you. I will always love you. I have always loved you.
BO: Yeah. Okay, baby….
HC: Tie me up. Let’s play wench and gladiator.Let’s play burqa lady and Jihadi man.
BO: Huh?
HC: I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING VP! FUCK YOU! I GOT MORE VOTES THAN YOU! WON MORE STATES! GO! GO! LEAVE ME…..
BO: Don’t ever change, sweetums.

madirishman June 6, 2008 at 11:38 am

[re=9115]Chiraq[/re]: You forgot the part where she threatens to kill herself if he leaves.

Doglessliberal June 6, 2008 at 11:46 am

according to this, they met alone at Dianne Feinstein’s house, drank water for an hour. And laughed
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080606/ap_on_el_pr/clinton

Servo June 6, 2008 at 11:48 am

[re=9119]madirishman[/re]: …and the flung ashtray.

Blue Buddha June 6, 2008 at 11:59 am

[re=8859]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]:

Yeah, I was going to say the same. Rt 28 near Dulles is a desolate highway with no sidewalks, so I wouldn’t doubt that pedestrians are banned on that road.

And as for the Marriot in Chantilly where the Bildebergs are meeting, anyone who’s been to that area knows that there are dozens of hotels (it’s near an airport, after all), many of them far better than the Marriot. I think you’re reading way too much into this.

KevoTron June 6, 2008 at 1:09 pm

[re=8869]obfuscator[/re]: I thought something was amiss with that picture. You’re smarter than me you fucking smartee-pants smart-Alec.

jagorev June 6, 2008 at 1:25 pm

[re=9119]madirishman[/re]: Sounds like you dated the same person as me.

madirishman June 6, 2008 at 4:15 pm

[re=9129]Servo[/re]: …and the part where she chugs a bottle of Bacardi and then burns down his house in a jealous rage. Oh, wait…that’s what Terry McAuliffe is going to do to Hillary on Saturday

madirishman June 6, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=9284]jagorev[/re]: Never been lucky enough to date someone that psychotic. Usually I was the “dumpee” rather than the “dumper”. I’d just go to the nearest pub and get quietly plastered.

youfinallywakeupWONKETTE June 6, 2008 at 4:29 pm

I just heard from Alex Jones site that you finally after all these moments woke up to the reality of Hillary and Obama as part of the Bilderberg group. Congradulations on finally using your noggin’. Maybe you might give a bit more credence to a man who does his homework. Catch up babe!

Billy Burger June 7, 2008 at 3:20 pm

oops, i didn’t see this entry before i wrote my sadly redundant comment on the protester video piece. (and oop spelled backwards is…)

starstream June 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm

‘Greetings ‘And ‘Salutations!! I find all this gossip rather funny! Reminds of
the talk of the Trilateral Commission they almost “always” pass their recommendations
without pause for thought. I do hope they had a ‘gr8t time and drank several for Me!
I also hope they planned my Birthday party!!

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