Barack Obama Now Threatening Congress With Old Man's Maple 'Stick'

Joe Lieberman got off easy! Now Barack Obama is resorting to assaultand batterywith members of Congress: "The man wobbled slowly to the stage and presented Obama with a maple wood walking stick as a gift. The presumptive democratic nominee, clearly feeling his oats, took the stick and said, 'If members of congress don't pass my health care bill -- I'll whoop 'em, I'll whoop 'em.

That's right, you better not mess with me, and I'll have that stick.'" John McCain is reportedly very jealous of the maple wood walking stick. [ ABC News ]