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Here is that guy from the famous “Hillary In The House” videos, as spotted by Rumproast’s “Kevin K.” outside Hillary’s fake New York City rally Tuesday. We know his name now, and it’s “Paul Edward Blaise McClure,” a fine Christian Name, verily. “McClure” was giving out fliers at the event, too, and guess what? He’s puttin’ on a show! Check out the invite after the jump. All of Wonkette’s New York City operatives are required to attend.
You are cordially invited to attend the NYC Premiere of
Hillary in the White House
May the Best Woman Win!
A video that honors and salutes Hillary Rodham Clinton
at
McFadden’s of New York City
300 Second Avenue @42nd Street
Monday June 9th, 2008
6-8 PM
Come and join us everyone her fight has just begun.
Directed by Seth Panman
Produced by Jason Abrams & Seth Panman
Starring Paul Edward Blaise McClure
To RSVP or for more information contact hilldahouse@yahoo.com
Live from Sen. Veruca Rodham Salt’s “I Want I Want I Want” Non-Concession Rally in NYC [Rumproast]
Eew. Seersucker.
That is the most heterosexual man I have ever seen in my entire life.
I foresee an audience of hobos and befuddled foreign tourists.
Is hilldahouse an attempt at negrofication of hillary’s campaign to make her more accessible to young’uns? Or is it the natural consequence of the germanification of the campaign from the influx of neo-nazis and other racist bitters?
Too little too late.
Sorry, Paul Edward Blaise McClure. I know you’ve been laying in wait for the perfect moment to jump start your stagnant musical theater career. If only you’d dropped your revamped video 4 months ago, maybe, just maybe, you would have found an agent. Sadly, it’s too late. The lights on the stage are dimming. Maybe you can join Hillz in one final chorus of “Roses’ Turn”…
“I had a DREAM…”
Come and join us everyone her fight has just begun.
What, does she have cancer or something? Is there some news I haven’t heard?
He is SOOOOOO laying the pipe to ol’ Hillary. No wonder she doesn’t give a rats ass whose ass Bill is feeling up.
Every line from Waiting For Guffman just came roaring back.
And yes, I know he is probably gay, but so is Hillary….probably. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Hillary for STFUYouLostNowGoAway 2008!!!
Hillary’s (Hil-liar-y!) secret plan revealed! The announcement of a Saturday concession was just to throw us off the scent while her hunky supermen coordinate the ground troops. And yet I’m confused. Surely having two middle names is elitist?!? A secret Barry operative starring in a laughable Hillary video? Wheels within wheels, people.
All of Wonkette’s New York City operatives are required to attend.
But participation in the Wonkette-Jezebel poetry slam is optional.
Serolf Divad: There is a disturbing lack of punctuation in that sentence.
Serolf Divad: FTW
Hart88: Well played. I better he has “My Dinner with Andre” action figures.
He looks like Ryan Seacrest after an all night meth bender at Cobalt.
Serolf Divad: More importantly than whether Hilz has cancer is the fuck is wrong with the copy editor. There’s so much wrong with that “sentence”?
Hi! My names I’m Paul McClure. You might remember me from the hit movies, “Wagons Roll to Glory Whole,” and “Six Brides for Sixteen Brothers.”
Iggy Plop: that second middle name is just his extra piece of flair
Advocatus_Diaboli: Nice. I omit a word from a post bitching about someone else’s inability to use the English language.
One more thing, I bet this guy hates Barack Obama and his ass face.
McClure must have sucked a lot of dick to get such a chiseled jawline.
…I hear that Harriet Christians will be signing autographs after the showing!
Mabalz Izhari: Judging from the stretch marks around his mouth, I’d say you are very much correct.
AngryBlakGuy: …for those who give a rats azz about my posts: “Yes I will make at least ONE Harriet Christians reference everyday until Hillary concedes, or Harriet Christians is returned to the old folks home!”
Hart88:
“ASSFACE”!
queeraselvis v 2.0: He needs to grow a mustache to hide that.
Please go away back to wherever you came from now, Hilltards.
Shypixel: Yeah, no kidding.
Also, nested comments?
AngryBlakGuy: or Harriet Christians is taken to the Elmer’s factory and rendered into wood glue!”
There. Fixed that for you.
AngryBlakGuy: I thought you had to show her that there’s no such thing as
an “inadequate black make?” Take one for the team, slugger!
Gopherit v2.0: Damn. “male” not “make.” Jackass.
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/03.20.97/gifs/wait-guf1-9712.jpg
wish i could try out powers of embed…snrrrf
PeteJayhawk v2.0: I think it’s time to extend numerous olive branches to our Hilltard friends.
Some of us may remember that even on this website it wasn’t about “FUCK YOU HILLTARDS” even two or three months ago. I am guilty of this, but by golly, “It’s not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures.
It’s not about butthole pleasures at all.
It’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.”
It’s about LOVE. It’s about CONNECTION.
“Blaise”?
Shoulda been on top of this a few weeks ago.
http://members.sitegadgets.com/wfc/board/359.html
Damn.
shortsshortsshorts: If it ain’t about butthole pleasures, I’m outta here….
Gopherit v2.0: No, make was correct. They come fresh from a mold. You buy extras in your local adult shop.
Johhny Blaise says “Flame On!” Fantastic for Hillary
shortsshortsshorts: Nothing says LOVE and CONNECTION like a Cincinatti bowtie.
shortsshortsshorts: “I think it’s time to extend numerous olive branches to our Hilltard friends.”
How about extending Louisville Sluggers instead?
It IS “about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures”, isn’t it? Please?
HILL-larity
HILL-LIARY!
Lothar of the HILLz People has a Posse.
…has anyone else noticed his disturbing resembelance to ROBERT REDFORD
http://www.speakersla.com/2006-07/images/redford-large.jpg
I’m actually in NYC and am down to attend. Who else wants to go together? Let’s do a roll call…
Odd Ass City: Thanks for the link - that is Hillarious. Some of the gems:
“RED,WHITE & BLUE colors are great including, dresses and some suits if available, and even sailors outfits.” (emphasis added)
“… we do expect that people will impress us with their creativity.”
PeteJayhawk v2.0: Testing… oh, shyeah. I love it.
Advocatus_Diaboli: Louisville slugger; the bringer of everlasting peace?
Um, isn’t McFadden’s like a giant irish pub filled with striped shirts and the women who love them? It’s teeming with people who like to raise their hand in the air and go “whooooooo!”
Nice purse straps, homey.
shortsshortsshorts:
Hey, you don’t want to anger her thugs. Besides, his boyfriend could be upset too…then you would have a gang after you. I’ve heard of that gay mafia stuff, and you don’t want them angry. Good thing you are using an alias. I’m sorry, that is assuming that shortsshortsshorts, is not your real name.
i didn’t know robert redford was a clinton supporter…
masterdebater: I WISH IT WASN’T I HAVE BEEN BEAT UP MY ENTIRE LIFE!
AngryBlakGuy: didn’t see your redford post first. you get points. i get nothing.
I hope McFadden’s of NY is something like McFadden’s of DC.
Man, based on his production style, if this election thing doesn’t work out, he’ll have to go back to making videos that try to convince 10-year olds not to do crack or give blowjobs.
What a tool of wonderous size. Possibly for fixing divots of acreage comparable to Manhattan.
LAME! I want a LIVE show, not a rerun of the video.
The Real JR Revisted: I would be down, but I don’t know if I could keep a straight face for the whole thing. Especially if I’ve been drinking, and if I’m not in the office, I’m usually drinking.
I am also cautious about meeting someone from Wonkette in real life. Nothing personal, but you’re all deranged perverts.
jesus christ and off topic but some reason ‘talk of the nation’ is running a whole bitters show and i am going to slit my wrists.
articulate moran: If anyone has said a “mean” thing or two anybody else on this site, we should all be weary of meeting anybody on this site. A few of us probably have Paultards with contracts out as we speak.
articulate moran: from the few of you i’ve met before, i can say it’s a harmless bunch. deranged? yes. but then again, there’s wonkette-deranged and deranged-deranged [everyone else.]
masterdebater: This would be the ugly consequence:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1389805422427966096&q=seinfeld+aids+ribbon&ei=xC9ISML1BISmrwLz34ioDA&hl=en
By any chance does he have a fictional brother named Troy?
Looks like Paul has a case of the “Monday’s”. The least he could have done was changed out of his pajama shirt.
http://usera.imagecave.com/destonio/Destonio_FirstLine.jpg
Destonio: Oh my God that picture is overwhelmingly disturbing. Did that really happen?
Something that’s right, folks
Something for white folks
Something for everyone
It’s Hillary Tonight!
Richardson baiters
Monica haters
There’s 18 million of us
Hillary Tonight!
Shooting our guns
Drinking our beer
Nothing for Edwards
‘Cause he’s a queer
We plan to render
A coup in Denver
All superdelegates, unite!
Bitterness, tomorrow
Hillary, Tonight!
articulate moran: jagorev said it best: “If any of you send me a private message, I will cut you.”
shortsshortsshorts: Yes, I’m afraid it really did happen. I’m a dick for using the image, but inspiration isn’t always pretty:
http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/sports/87334.php
johnbpt: How does one tell the hobos from the Wonkette operatives?
LazloHollyfeld: I’m betting by the brand of booze… I’ve sunk low as a Wonkette operative, but never to NightTrain or MD 20/20…
Is that Troy McClure’s brother. You know…Troy McClure from such movies as….
Maybe I watch too many Simpsons episodes…or I’m drunk