• May 25, 2012
JON STEWART

June 5, 2008

Bitter Old White Barbara Walters vs. Barack Obama

by Ken Layne  


Barbara Walters is so senile that she can’t remember hosting her ladies teevee show, The View, with Barack Obama. [Comedy Central]

{ 15 comments }

NoWireHangers June 5, 2008 at 11:42 am

She’s just mad because he’s the one black senator she won’t be able to sleep with.

Texan Bulldoggette June 5, 2008 at 11:44 am

That’s because all black people look alike. She thinks Shari Sheppard & Whoopi Goldberg are the same people who just change seats every so often.

choinski June 5, 2008 at 11:45 am

Maybe when he was on she thought he was Sen. Edward Brooke.

blogfather June 5, 2008 at 11:45 am

bawbwa hosted the view with Bawock Obama?

ForeignSickSpecialist June 5, 2008 at 11:46 am

…or hasn’t she?

mookworthjwilson June 5, 2008 at 11:46 am

[re=7918]NoWireHangers[/re]: She only sleeps with Black REPUBLICAN Senators from Massachusetts…not exactly a common commodity…

Darehead June 5, 2008 at 11:48 am

Film version of Wah-wah’s book, Audition, is just about the scariest movie I’ve ever seen. Ah-hah-hah-hah (wah wah laff).
http://www.amazon.com/Audition-Uncut-Special-Ryo-Ishibashi/dp/B0009WFEDC/ref=ed_oe_dvd

Godless Liberal * June 5, 2008 at 11:49 am

[re=7921]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: And both of them are Star Jones.

bitchincamaro June 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm

First of all, she lied. She’s interviewed all the presidents.

Second, why is she hiding her rack?

Bypartizoa June 5, 2008 at 12:07 pm

I’m surprised she didn’t think she was being interviewed by Ben Stiller.

shortsshortsshorts June 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Wha Warwra wiz wrying to say wiz that warry wiz not wawreeawle with wus.

AxmxZ June 5, 2008 at 12:27 pm

She doesn’t remember him because in her mind, the episode had been filed away under “the one with some hyper-fem bimbo guest.”

loudmouthredhead June 5, 2008 at 12:32 pm

B-”Momar, why you so cray-zee?!”
K-”Bwa hahaha”
B-”You SO compelling, and strong, and funny….mmmm”
K-”Ba Ba Wa Wa?”

Not_So_Much June 5, 2008 at 12:56 pm

[re=7932]bitchincamaro[/re]: She’s hiding the rack because it takes so much time to roll them up into a ball and arrange them in the cups. If you don’t do it right, one of them will look like a streamer.

Easier just to wear a reinforced Nehru jacket that can also hide the pulleys and cables holding her face in place.

KaLiBLeeK June 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm

[re=8026]Not_So_Much[/re]: Many thanks for the nightmare fuel.

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: