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Bitter Old White Barbara Walters vs. Barack Obama


Barbara Walters is so senile that she can’t remember hosting her ladies teevee show, The View, with Barack Obama. [Comedy Central]


11:38 AM on Thu June 5 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. NoWireHangers says at 11:42 am, June 5th, 2008

    She’s just mad because he’s the one black senator she won’t be able to sleep with.

  2. Texan Bulldoggette says at 11:44 am, June 5th, 2008

    That’s because all black people look alike. She thinks Shari Sheppard & Whoopi Goldberg are the same people who just change seats every so often.

  3. choinski says at 11:45 am, June 5th, 2008

    Maybe when he was on she thought he was Sen. Edward Brooke.

  4. blogfather says at 11:45 am, June 5th, 2008

    bawbwa hosted the view with Bawock Obama?

  5. ForeignSickSpecialist says at 11:46 am, June 5th, 2008

    …or hasn’t she?

  6. mookworthjwilson says at 11:46 am, June 5th, 2008

    NoWireHangers: She only sleeps with Black REPUBLICAN Senators from Massachusetts…not exactly a common commodity…

  7. Darehead says at 11:48 am, June 5th, 2008

    Film version of Wah-wah’s book, Audition, is just about the scariest movie I’ve ever seen. Ah-hah-hah-hah (wah wah laff).
    http://www.amazon.com/Audition-Uncut-Special-Ryo-Ishibashi/dp/B0009WFEDC/ref=ed_oe_dvd

  8. Godless Liberal * says at 11:49 am, June 5th, 2008

    Texan Bulldoggette: And both of them are Star Jones.

  9. bitchincamaro says at 12:05 pm, June 5th, 2008

    First of all, she lied. She’s interviewed all the presidents.

    Second, why is she hiding her rack?

  10. Bypartizoa says at 12:07 pm, June 5th, 2008

    I’m surprised she didn’t think she was being interviewed by Ben Stiller.

  11. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:25 pm, June 5th, 2008

    Wha Warwra wiz wrying to say wiz that warry wiz not wawreeawle with wus.

  12. She doesn’t remember him because in her mind, the episode had been filed away under “the one with some hyper-fem bimbo guest.”

  13. loudmouthredhead says at 12:32 pm, June 5th, 2008

    B-”Momar, why you so cray-zee?!”
    K-”Bwa hahaha”
    B-”You SO compelling, and strong, and funny….mmmm”
    K-”Ba Ba Wa Wa?”

  14. Not_So_Much says at 12:56 pm, June 5th, 2008

    bitchincamaro: She’s hiding the rack because it takes so much time to roll them up into a ball and arrange them in the cups. If you don’t do it right, one of them will look like a streamer.

    Easier just to wear a reinforced Nehru jacket that can also hide the pulleys and cables holding her face in place.

  15. KaLiBLeeK says at 3:05 pm, June 5th, 2008

    Not_So_Much: Many thanks for the nightmare fuel.

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