McCain Peddles Elitist Hobby Equipment On Web Site
John McCain is the graduate of a swank prep school, the scion of America's most distinguished Naval dynasty, and the husband of a multimillionaire beer heiress. This is why he sells "divot tools" to raise money for his presidential campaign, because only an elitist would even know what a fucking divot tool is. Thanks to Working-Class Wonkette Operative "More Bitterer" for bringing this to our attention. [ McCain Store ]