Oh, you people. We did a nice post about the Bilderberg Group having its big annual elitist meeting in the D.C. Metro Area, starting today, and what do we get for it? A lot of angry paultard-esque emails calling us dumb and elite and not elite and not intellectual and, probably, sheeple. Let’s review the evidence and enjoy the Email of the Day, after the jump.
From: Anonymous Remailer (austria) to tips
10:44 PM (14 minutes ago)Yo puppets:
“The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries.” — David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission, in an address to a meeting of The Trilateral Commission, in June, 1991.
Good thing you belligerent fuckwads at Wonkette aren’t considered intellectual elites.
You’re just another piece of shit to the elites you work for.
Hooray! Well, since we work for ourselves … uh … we’ll be in our bunk.
Also, you know who else was from Austria?
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Hitler?
Mozart?
The VonTraps?
“Hooray! Well, since we work for ourselves … uh … we’ll be in our bunk.”
Yeah, but that’s just the thing, Ken. You’re NOT in your bunk. You’re posting at 1 AM.
Is it just me, or does it seem to others that Ken’s been bitten hard by the old work ethic since he’s sloughed off lumpen prole wage-slavery for owner/operator status?
Can’t say as I recall such 24/7-ery from our Ken back when he was just Denton’s tax writeoff.
It’s totes snark, Mr. Layne. I shall salute you with a shot of something stiff and then it’s off to bed. The Mrs. claims she’s misfiring, so it’s time to look under the hood and give her a tuneup.
Josef Fritzl?
Jörg Haider — Paul’s Austrian twin:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jörg_Haider
Amazingly, the dude spells better than most American Paultards.
Sigmund Freud?
Paul Hogan?
Throw another snitzel on the barbie!
He’s using an austrian remailer, which means he hates America.
Hans and Franz?
Schwarzenegger, of course. Who is a robot who came from the future to destroy our present. In a movie, at least. And who used to work in Hollywood, which Republicans like to deride as elitist, despite the fact that they churn out shit like “Transformers,” about other robots who try to destroy us. Hollywood, Republicans, robots and destroying large swatches of bitter, working-class whites: I sense a theme here …
Is Austria older than McCain?
Arnold ?
The governor of Gallyvornia?
This is kinda late for Bob Dole to be up, isn’t it?
Kurt Waldheim?
[re=7572]Them[/re]: No, not Arnold, because he’s a Nazi belt buckle appeasing globalist!!
http://www.infowars.com/?p=1690
I am a nation unto myself and I will practice autodetermination until I get it just right. Let’s see…ooo! That’s a little better!
Several hilarious dialects?
Them: I believe we had a simultaneous submission
SANTA?!
The Governator!
Franz Kafka? (There’s a cockroach joke in there somewhere, but it’s been a long day.)
So you took the time to post this story @ 1 in the morning, but didn’t care to post a damn thing today about Anderson Cooper wanting to secks Donna Brazile? I had to go all the way to Gawker to read something about it. Needless to say, I’m disappointed.
[re=7573]graceless*[/re]: Well, Austria achieved its (current) independence in 1955 — so no, it’s not older than McCain!
All of the above, plus no one mentioned Ron Paul’s radical pastor, Ludwig von Mises, so I guess I have to do it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_von_Mises
[re=7579]AudicityofHope[/re]: Rivetting. I’d like to put some rivets in those Nazi’s coffins.
This guy is definitely Austrian:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n34bK7oGwOA
Erich von Däniken?
Puppets are scary. Especially when they come alive at night and try to climb in your bed. They should just make New World Order Bobbleheads, like Larry Craig.
[re=7590]AudicityofHope[/re]:
John Edworts.
AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Existential crisis’!!!!! What shall I do!
Oh… slap a Paultard. Right. I’m going to “steve’s house.”
Hint: Chinese restaurants serve Freud rice.
[re=7653]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: All of a sudden my mother is soo much better than she used to be.
I prefer to think of myself as more of a sock puppet, thanks.
@Ken Layne: I think we all gave our final answers. Now, which one of us gets to be a millionaire and join the Bilderbergs?
Austrians are the New Jerseyans of Europe.
[re=7722]Johnny_Zhivago[/re]: Hey!!! I don’t know whether that was supposed to be an insult, but anyway I take exception to that remark. I would say they are more like Delawareans…
Hello Elites, my check was LATE last month.
Yo Kurt, Brigitta, Friedrich, and Leisl:
Get the hell off the intartubes, you damn kids!
Mmmmm. Supranational Sovereignty. So sexy.
Bunk or bunker?
[re=7847]Weasel[/re]: the online thesaurus is a dangerous thing
Maybe I am a member of the Elite – I have a sudden craving for KFC.
Koala bears?
Who’s belligerent?!
Asshole!!!
I believe the correct answer is Falco, master pop star who created “Rock Me Amadeus.”
Strauss? Mahler? Franz Ferdinand?
Hedy Lamarr! (Not Hedley, you schmucks!)
Ludwig Von Mises, FA Hayek, Eugen von Böhm-Bawerk… Kat Von D.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Why is someone a paultard because they wanna vote for a candidate that excepts no corporate money and offers real integrity to this corrupt political system? I figured that even you neo-libs would appreciate a candidate that has snuck behind enemy lines to destroy the republican party from within.
But you instead regurgitate a nickname that Sean Hannity of all people, created for ron paul supporters. If hannity hates him he must be my candidate. i am happy to be paul-tarded.[re=7638]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:
Well in consideration of “all” things, I guess we should have slapped our forefathers around for not seeing this problem in advance….wait a minute….by George I think I’ve got something! Who can tell me which one of our president’s physician and friend told us not to make a national bank, because if we did, we would become slaves to the banks? Ding ding ding ding…time is up Yep you guessed Alexander Hamilton, the father of the American banking system! I wish he could see us now. What would he say? So lets take a poll and do tell what do you think good ole Al would say?
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