Wonkette videographer Liz Glover is rapidly becoming the most famous person in Washington, D.C., and if you need proof, here she is partying with our city’s racist football team, the Redskins. She scored an invite to the 28th birthday party for Santana Moss, a very talented footballer! She meets a number of other All Stars there too — including Moss’ brother, “Sinorice” — and asks them about all the tragic hazing they play on the rookies, many of whom will be scarred permanently and later settle for dead-end jobs as Hill staffers. [Examiner]
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YOU broke up with Deadspin. Turn the page.
I missing Death Wish 3 for this video. I better get a watch.
Santana, Redskins, blah blah, yeah whatever. How about we hand that camera over to Sinorice and let him interview Ms. Glover instead? She has stared deep into Kissinger’s limpid pools and stepped back unscathed from the brink of madness, which is fascinating to me. And she’s cute as a button, which is nice.
Is this a Canseco steroid tupperware party?
It’s not a party until Sheriff Gone Getcha, Coach Janky Spanky and Kid Bro Street show up.
Go Bears.
Liz, before you attend another Redskins party, may I suggest the following fine work of literature:
http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Baller-Mysterious-Luva/dp/0972800514/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1212620713&sr=8-1
That exotic dancer at the beginning of the video looks like she’s wearing the kind of outfit that you’d get at Party City that’s supposed to simulate the Princess Leia slave-girl get-up, but not violate copyright.
[re=7308]DudeLooksLikeALady[/re]: I have accumulated many degrees over the years, but my CERTIFIED BALLER-CATCHER’S DEGREE is the only one I have hanging in my office.
[re=7319]Rodney Badger[/re]: Does that mean you’re a urologist? ‘Cause any other specialty and your patients are gonna be pretty nervous.
I’m disgusted. Tying a guy up and throwing him in a cold tub can be fun.
But messing with a guy’s clothing and misplacing his stuff is pure homophobia.
These guys are anti-gay. I will never support them again.
Partying withe Redskins,the A/V Club of the NFL?
Pretty pathetic,that.
You would think that an NFL player could figure out how to get a real stripper at his party.
[re=7309]jfruh[/re]: That’s why the packaging said “Queen Lay-ah of Tit-tooine”. George Lucas is gnashing his teeth as we speak.
Liz, why didn’t you interview that woman? Also, did you actually hit that guy with the mic?
Hey, where my mind? Who took…where? Why dyou all fuckin’ wid my mind?
I so wanna be Liz Glover when I grow up.
Yeah, right. Like I’m ever gonna grow up…
I wonder why a bunch of NFL players would invite a cute little white girl with a camera to their party?
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