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Wonkette’s Liz Glover Joins Legion Of Washington Football Groupies

Wonkette videographer Liz Glover is rapidly becoming the most famous person in Washington, D.C., and if you need proof, here she is partying with our city’s racist football team, the Redskins. She scored an invite to the 28th birthday party for Santana Moss, a very talented footballer! She meets a number of other All Stars there too — including Moss’ brother, “Sinorice” — and asks them about all the tragic hazing they play on the rookies, many of whom will be scarred permanently and later settle for dead-end jobs as Hill staffers. [Examiner]


6:37 PM on Wed June 4 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Rodney Badger says at 6:52 pm, June 4th, 2008

    YOU broke up with Deadspin. Turn the page.

  2. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 6:52 pm, June 4th, 2008

    I missing Death Wish 3 for this video. I better get a watch.

  3. edgydrifter says at 6:54 pm, June 4th, 2008

    Santana, Redskins, blah blah, yeah whatever. How about we hand that camera over to Sinorice and let him interview Ms. Glover instead? She has stared deep into Kissinger’s limpid pools and stepped back unscathed from the brink of madness, which is fascinating to me. And she’s cute as a button, which is nice.

  4. Tawmn says at 6:57 pm, June 4th, 2008

    Is this a Canseco steroid tupperware party?

  5. Rodney Badger says at 6:57 pm, June 4th, 2008

    It’s not a party until Sheriff Gone Getcha, Coach Janky Spanky and Kid Bro Street show up.

  6. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:58 pm, June 4th, 2008

    Go Bears.

  7. DudeLooksLikeALady says at 7:05 pm, June 4th, 2008

    Liz, before you attend another Redskins party, may I suggest the following fine work of literature:

    http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Baller-Mysterious-Luva/dp/0972800514/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1212620713&sr=8-1

  8. jfruh says at 7:06 pm, June 4th, 2008

    That exotic dancer at the beginning of the video looks like she’s wearing the kind of outfit that you’d get at Party City that’s supposed to simulate the Princess Leia slave-girl get-up, but not violate copyright.

  9. Rodney Badger says at 7:19 pm, June 4th, 2008

    DudeLooksLikeALady: I have accumulated many degrees over the years, but my CERTIFIED BALLER-CATCHER’S DEGREE is the only one I have hanging in my office.

  10. SayItWithWookies says at 7:22 pm, June 4th, 2008

    Rodney Badger: Does that mean you’re a urologist? ‘Cause any other specialty and your patients are gonna be pretty nervous.

  11. wheelie says at 7:28 pm, June 4th, 2008

    I’m disgusted. Tying a guy up and throwing him in a cold tub can be fun.
    But messing with a guy’s clothing and misplacing his stuff is pure homophobia.
    These guys are anti-gay. I will never support them again.

  12. SocialList says at 9:02 pm, June 4th, 2008

    Partying withe Redskins,the A/V Club of the NFL?

    Pretty pathetic,that.

  13. donner_froh says at 9:22 pm, June 4th, 2008

    You would think that an NFL player could figure out how to get a real stripper at his party.

  14. loudmouthredhead says at 9:41 pm, June 4th, 2008

    jfruh: That’s why the packaging said “Queen Lay-ah of Tit-tooine”. George Lucas is gnashing his teeth as we speak.

    Liz, why didn’t you interview that woman? Also, did you actually hit that guy with the mic?

  15. 1ofUS says at 2:32 am, June 5th, 2008

    Hey, where my mind? Who took…where? Why dyou all fuckin’ wid my mind?

  16. Humble Pi says at 9:02 am, June 5th, 2008

    I so wanna be Liz Glover when I grow up.

    Yeah, right. Like I’m ever gonna grow up…

  17. policonoclast says at 9:54 am, June 5th, 2008

    I wonder why a bunch of NFL players would invite a cute little white girl with a camera to their party?

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