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Do you know about the New World Order? It is a secret shadowy cabal of Illuminati elites who secretly run all the banks and the governments and the big corporations — so, exactly like the real, known world, but more secret-y. And tomorrow, they’re all meeting in beautiful Chantilly, Virginia. Let’s learn about the dark mysteries of the non-bitter elitists, after the jump.
Every year, the Powers That Be meet at about a dozen different very secret, very well known annual events: the World Economic Forum at Davos, naked camping at the Bohemian Grove, the Trilateral Commission, CFR, NPR, etc. While having nice dinners and golfing or whatever, they either just hang out and get drunk or make Terrible Plans, such as bankrupting America, causing hurricanes, etc.
But the Bilderberg Group meetings are of special importance to people who think it’s news that the Rich & Powerful are rich and powerful. Also, whoever is going to be the new president usually stops by to meet his new bosses, so Obama will probably be there.
Anyway, this year’s meeting is supposedly taking place right here at this Marriott conference center place on the south side of Dulles:
Then again, your editor just made a reservation for a king room for tomorrow, so this may not be the true Bilderberg Group meeting spot. Alex Jones will probably be there with his bullhorn, just like in Waking Life! See you there!
Bilderbergers set to meet in D.C. [World Net Daily]
Bilderberg, Shadow Supergovernment [Info Wars]
I will BURN the effegy for the OWL. DAMN YOU MOLOCK!!!
Why would they meet at Marriott. Everyone knows Doubletree gives you an astoundingly good cookie.
No Stonecutter love?
“Let’s get drunk and play ping pong!”
The Marriott-Washington/Dulles…truly an impenetrable fortress of evil solitude. I get chills whenever I drive by it (actually, those are more likely chafing at having to drive out into bumblefuck to get to the damn airport).
Sure Obama’s a lizard-man. But is he lizard-man enough?
non-bitters elitists
no such thing!
I think they just want Barry’s advice on how to make their secret handshake a little cooler.
polar_bear: The Marriott has much better dead-prostitute disposal services. Or so I’ve heard.
Dear Bilderberger Big Shot:
Event highlight to be the Fetus Roast
in the VIP lot; seegars, schnapps, and loud farting
follows immediately thereafter.
Be there, or Be killed.
Thank you.
They’re the ones who made Steve Guttenberg a star, right?
SayItWithWookies: Where do you think Doubletree’s cookies come from?
They need the close access to the escape route known as Dulles Airport in the event that Hillary calls up another storm to destroy them all for not picking her as President.
The moderator is the guy with a white Angora cat, and the members address each other by number.
Tits_LaRue: He’s going to advice incorporating a fist-bump
What does Hillary Clinton have in her diary for tomorrow?
Oh yes, she’s going to ‘consult widely’, isn’t she? Hmmmm.
Ha ha ha: from the Infowars.com Web site: “..highly secret meeting of western political-military elites will take place from June 5 – 8 in Chantilly, Virginia, near Washington, in a luxury hotel immersed in nature…” As if anything in Chantilly could be described as “immersed in nature.” Will Condi be there? If so, it’s most assuredly not a meeting of elites.
What, was the Ramada Inn booked? You know the economy sucks very much bigtime when the MOTUs in the friggin’ Bilderberg Group have to meet at a crappy airport Marriott.
polar_bear: maybe its all part of their plan to make Mitt the Magic Mo president of mormon hotel empires.
V572625694: The Masons molested Alex Jones as a child. It still hurts inside.
V572625694: Condi’s only there because Gene Simmons invited her.
“Mother. Your dutiful son is playing kick the can on Pennsylvania Avenue, Tuesday morning, 10.30am, thank you.”
They fell into our trap!!! Now that they are here we can have access to their e-mails, phone calls and live streaming video on You-tube of all their ass fucking. If you like that sort of thing. I’ll be watching the Cubs make history of biblical proportions.
The Bilderbergers would not be meeting if Claus von Stauffenberg were on the loose.
On the agenda: sneaking Bolivian Baking Powder back into Coca Cola over a two year period.
“Believe me, they’re not there to play golf. They’re too busy starting wars.”
“They may play golf when they’re there, but they’re not there to play golf.”
El Bombastico: I guess when Bush gave up golf for the Iraq war, he was REALLY signaling that he had been cast out of even the Bilderberger’s kiddie table and wasn’t allowed to anymore.
Secret Rulers of the World confirmed guest list so far:
- Vladimir Putin
- Perez Hilton
- Keith Olbermann
- Hannah Montana
- Mike Huckabee
- Eight Belles
Trollop: And a sexist butt-slap!
wheelie: David Axelrod…
wheelie: You forgot Gary Coleman.
If you ruled the world, would you be in Chantilly, in June? Or any other time? Would you really? I guess that’s what makes it so secret.
@ shortsshortsshorts:
@ AxmxZ:
Ok Axelrod is a given but Shorts, nix on coleman. Shush! They must never know.
Must be a real emergency meeting put together on the fly. They typically take over small, remote resorts and bring in their own staff, sending the regular employees home for the week.
Once again, a perfect example of the banality of evil. With a mint on the pillow, and a strangled Chinese boy next to you in the morning.
Is there anyway you all can send Liz Glover on a top secret mission to infiltrate the Bilderberg meeting? She would be sure to encounter numerous Paultards, Hilltards, Alex Jones, and perhaps Zeeb/Ira/Bowman. She could go undercover as a truther, wearing a “9/11 Was an Inside Job” tee and yelling “What about Building 7?” with a bullhorn. I’d pay to see that video.
Calling Big Jim Tucker, white courtesy telephone.
Is it wrong of me to miss The Spotlight?
polar_bear: That particular Mariott is the only one near Dulles that’s cerified for UFO takeoff and landings. My understanding is that they have cookies being sent in from Switzerland.
Waking Life? Don’t you mean A Scanner Darkly?
What’s with all the Simpsons clipart? Get a new $20 CD of it like Corel used to sell–you know, really crappy stuff that’s only good if it’s in, like, Get Your War On or something?
Good alt-text tho. Keep that comin’
On the agenda of the Bilderbergers: Coca Cola’s plan to introduce Peruvian nose candy into Coke One over an undectable two year period.
Cerermonies will include the parading of the Bildenbergers mascot: The New World Otter. Bill C. will be holding the leash (somehow finagled from Gina Gershon).
Plus, Milton Friedman’s withered, tiny corpse will be held up by two skeletal Darfurians in a corner of the Tiki-Tiki Room for devotional services and the lighting of sacred candles. After: Free shots of 40-year old Napoleon brandy all the fucking way around!
Just resting:
http://www.achievement.org/achievers/fri0/large/fri0-006.jpg
Would you like some Bilder Burgers with your Freedom Fries? We will deduct 25 ameros from the bank account programmed in your ID implant attached to your brain which we can see through our special panoptical camera.
Darehead: Correction. Friedman Fries.
“We will deduct 25 ameros from the bank account programmed in your ID implant attached to your brain which we can see through our special panoptical camera.”
Won’t work in Crawford or in a certain well-appointed compound in Paraguay.
There the electronics fail due to insufficient input.
“Welcome back, S.Luggo!”
Bite me.
dxh: I think there are actually 2 films. I’m too feverish and nauseous to google it.
Does this mean we are all ninnying yuppie scum? Yeah, I’ve always been a nonconformist…will this osmotically allow me to join the Build-a-Bear club and run naked by the bonfire which will be immersed in nature? Will it be like Woodstock (except without the infanticide)?
My biggest concern about finding these Bildertards is their penchant for building vast survivalist compounds underground. So Liz, when you go, be sure to push the elevator that goes down as far as you can go. Then take another elevator - the buttons will be clearly marked with images of hellfire and satan. Oh yeah, be sure to wear your asbestos boots.
AudicityofHope: Woops! I guess it might have helped if I had read the entire story before I posted that.
wow! this is just like the ’spooks’ i just finished watching. just like that.
or HANG ON: doctor who. i just finished watching ‘dr. who’.
ladymacbeth: What’s BBCAmerica/ BBC showing these days? Are they still airing “Gil Mayo Mysteries”, “Silent Witness”, and “Wire in the Blood”?
AudicityofHope: alas, we are media impaired and get our bbc via netflix and always about a year late, so i do not know what is currently airing…
however, i live in expectation of large pig-like creatures with a tendency to fart taking over the bilderburg group. mark penn, i’m looking at you baby!
edgydrifter: You all need to get out more. If it is Chantilly they are probably meeting at the Marriot Westfields Conference Center not the Dulles Airport Marriott or Suites.
And trust me, when they can get $400 a night for the COURTYARD in NYC, Marriott gets the elite bucks.
http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/iadwf-westfields-marriott-washington-dulles/
Why does everyone on here make little cutesy comments? I started reading these posts and felt dirty like i was at an smug elitist secret meeting. All of These little know-it-all crass attitudes and cutesy jokes made me ill. Its like i just stumbled in to the internet version of a frat/so-whor-ity social. You know the clubs where everyone buys there friends because there personalities are too self absorbed to actually make them. I just assumed a political blog would have more substance and intelligence from its commenters. Especially when it comes to talking about the real power-brokers of the world. Rather you seem to engage in idol worship of the corporate whore-puppets that are actually running for president. Just keep on watching the reality show some call the news. Maybe it will televise your demise.
Wonkette wankers will still be making jokes when martial law is declared and Chinese-American Freedom Enforcers flood the streets with sub machine guns and active denial pain-zappers. All in good fun tho. Somebody save me a spot in the bread lineup…
Their crass little snickerings make me nauseous! Its like some kind of elementary school grab-ass blog site. i can just hear them frothing and drooling on the keyboard with a glazed thorzine stare at their copy of audacity of hope.
Dystopia,U.S.A: *Grabs ass*
polar_bear: *DROWNS*
Blow me Jahbulon!