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23 comments

  1. metropolitan

    well anyone who spells their name “ami” can’t be too good with the spell check.

  2. masterdebater

    It’s easy to explain: The copy editor inserted the “r”, in the word friend, by mistake.

  3. AngryBlakGuy

    …the 5 stages of grief:
    • Denial
    • Anger
    • Bargaining(*Hillary is right about here*)
    • Depression
    • Acceptance

  4. SayItWithWookies

    [re=6666]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Well, that’s a completely different situation. Vince Foster was assassinated in July.

  5. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=6681]floraway[/re]: I just saw my mother’s future…. and I hope to God my dad sticks around to keep her from THAT.

  6. Anonymous Office Zombie

    Remember that scene at the end of Child’s Play where the psycho Chucky doll pleads with the boy to remember how they’re friends to the end, and then the kid says, “This is the end, friend,” and then the kid lights the doll on fire? I think that would be an appropriate response to Hillary’s friendship.

  7. shortsshortsshorts

    May Hillary:

    HUSSAIN OSAMA IS A BABY AND I WILL CRUSH HIM.

    June Hillary:

    ???? ????

  8. CthuNHu

    [re=6673]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Pffft. As if.

    This is a closer fit:
    1 Denial
    2 Anger
    3 Bargaining
    4 Anger
    5 Cat Murder
    IF VICTORYSTATUS=0 THEN GOTO 1
    6 Acceptance of tribute
    7 Gloating

  9. Whore Diamond in the Rough

    [re=6721]articulate moran[/re]: True, the bad news is, he’s only half black.

    On topic, what are you elitists bitching about? That title is aimed at “hard working Americans”, not you sexist arugula munchers.

  10. Whore Diamond in the Rough

    [re=6681]floraway[/re]: You know what they say about patriotsim being the last refuge of a scuondrel.

  11. ronaldpagan

    [re=6673]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Hillary is always in Steps 1-4. But she’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before she moves on to Acceptance.

  12. Jassi

    [re=6648]Patty Dumpling[/re Personally I don’t believe either party has given us much of a choice in November

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