John McCain finished his angry old-man rant, Hillary finished her “I have made no decisions” speech, folks talked about some stuff in the middle, and now it’s time for Barack Obama, the Hopeful Boy Unicorn, to bring it home. Of course the Decemberists opened for him here in St. Paul, so we can assume the big crowd is for them. Still, let’s have a listen!
10:00 PM — Barack Obama wins Montana. Hannah Montana, that is. Is Tom Brokaw crying again? Maybe he just has a head cold. “The two of them, I must say, look very fit,” he says, regarding Obama and Clinton. Then he talks about idiot things they both just said in South Dakota.
10:05 PM — Chris Matthews cannot believe that anyone with half a brain would think the “Dream Ticket” would be all that dreamy. Russert concurs. Bill Clinton, after all, is a huge liability. Remember how like six months ago he seemed like Hillary’s secret weapon? Yeah, good times.
10:07 PM — Michelle Obama in an awesome purple dress. And pearls. And a fist bump! Barack has on his patriotic flag pin, for America.
10:10 PM — He thanks the wife & kidz. And staff, volunteers, David Plouffe, his racist white grandmother. “Tonight is for her.”
10:13 PM — “Our primary season has finally come to an end.” THANK FUCKING CHRIST. “Millions of voices have been heard,” except for the Clinton voters’, because they demand Respect for being invisible. He is not going to be able to get through this speech very quickly, with all the applause, and the ejaculations.
10:15 PM — Newell: “what a pathetic little crowd compared to mccain’s masses.”
10:16 PM — “CH NGE,” says a sign in the crowd. Now Obama will finally seize the opportunity to thank Joe Biden for his service to America. Massive applause and cheers for Hillary Clinton, for finally getting out of the race. Layne: “She has done what no woman has done before … lose to a black man.”
10:19 PM — Hey wait did he just flip on universal health care? Oh whatever. The point is, Hillary Clinton will be very useful when she is back doing first lady type things. She has made him a better candidate. He seems to actually believe this, which he should, as it is true.
10:21 PM — Cue up the Unity message. He finally cracks a smile. OK bring the Hope, Hopey! Oh noes here come the Republicans, with their angry old man who denies Obama’s accomplishments. BURNNNNN.
10:24 PM — Bush = McCain. Now he is Stern, and maybe a little Mad. “There are many words to describe the shittiness of John McCain, but ‘change’ is not one of them.”
10:27 PM — “That’s what change is,” x3. Yay science and innovation! The audience is delirious with excitement for science and innovation. Now they are delirious at the SUPERBURN that John McCain knows what’s going on in Iraq but not on Main Street or wherever.
10:30 PM — Oh poor John McCain. Why did you give a speech on the teevee tonight? You needed the Decemberists to open for you, in Louisiana.
10:32 PM — He warns against “the other side” coming to St. Paul in September and trying to romance the Minnesotans with their war and their fear. Don’t give in, Minnesota! Patriotism will no longer be used as a bludgeon, which is great for Patriotism.
10:34 PM — He has united the po-pos with the civil rights workers, which is no small thing. “Americans … are a decent, generous, compassionate people.” That is why they like to vote for warmongers.
10:36 PM — You remember world history, right? And Antietam, and Selma? Well this is History too. This was the moment when the Red Seas parted, and the oceans fell back, and America was not regarded as total douchesacks by the rest of the world.
11:01 PM — And now there is another liveblog here.
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Don’t do it Barry! Don’t drink the Clinton Kool-aid. You can rock the vote with Chuck Hagel.
Ugh… Carville looks like a Decepticon in a person suit. Gah.
Anyone have a link to the video of McCain flirting with lil’ Miss Montana? Creepy stuff.
Barack Obama is my political Zah Efron.
Hillary is my political Britney.
[re=5708]chidem[/re]: Love you, man/woman:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QoeZ6cHynZE
Looks like the “Tagged:” tags get covered up by the right column. Makes it look like it’s tagged “hillary cl”.
So Hillary is taking what should be a perfect moment for Obama supporters because she can’t be bothered to make a decision. And people want this gloopy, self-congratulating mess as their prezdent.
Wow.
Over at hillaryis44.com, they are crediting Hillary with allowing SD and Montana to vote.
They need to stop the U2.
Yay, here we go. We can has hope again.
I put scare quotes around “foundation work” everytime Brokaw said it..
Michelle has some guns. Fighting poverty alongside her husband – hand-to-hand
Okay, gang, I’m not going to join this particular liveblog. I’m going to watch Barack, take a shower, and go to bed.
It’s been fun! See you tomorrow!
xo
LoquaciousMusic
Come on Barry! Bring it home!
LOVE the purple dress and wide belt on Michelle.
Hopey’s on!
Paul Westerberg actually.
…I bet if they showed the crowd you would see a shyt load of lighters in the air!
Digging that purple dress!
Fist bump! Classic.
…did Barry just give Michelle some kind of black fist pound? My Nigga!!!
Bumping fists is now the new pledge of allegiance. hell ya.
A U-2 song? Where’s the hip-hop…SELL OUT!
“hopey! hopey! hopey”
[re=5738]jagorev[/re]: Barry’s tie is pretty sweet, too.
Hey Jim, it needs some attention!
Aw, they just did a little hand pound. That was cute.
You’re welcome, Barry.
michelle obama says “fuck you pantsuits!”
Wasn’t Jessie Ventura president of Minnesota a couple of decades ago?
I tried to say, “Hopey’s on” and it told me I already said it, so it wouldn’t let me post it.
I want an instant replay on the little fist bump that Hopey and MO just did!
Thank you bitches.
I am going to draw the line if he goes all Alanis and thanks India.
Michelle is so hot. Her dress is a big fuck you to HRC and her pantsuits.
Is Hopey crying?
I think Barry is tearing up! Get this man some Kleenex.
What a classy guy.
…now he can let his true BLACKNESS hang out!
-Drinking 40′s on the campaign trail
-Throwing 26 inch rims on his campaign bus
-Having Jay-Z and 50 cent introduce him at rallies
-Having back up dancer behind him when he does his speech
Good times people, good times!
Thanks grandma, can we come see you in Hawaii?
He dedicated tonight to his Grandma. This, of course, three months after that entire bus incident.
Barack + Michelle + kiss + fist pound = I just came. And it won’t be the last time during this speech either.
NIce, kiss up to the grannies, good call!
Jesus. 54 contests?
[re=5770]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Jay-Z is wayyy better than the Decemberists, but 50 kind of hated him for a while.
Not so fast Barry! Hillary didn’t give up until I go on her web site!
Oh yeah. This is WAY better than just reading it.
[re=5772]chidem[/re]: flip-flopper!
Republicans have to be pissing their pants right now.
During a debate, the contrast is going to be worse than JFK-Nixon.
Look at the flag lapel pin!
I want to be adopted by the Obamas.
[re=5772]chidem[/re]: Being under the bus cured her sciatica!
Okay, fuck it. I’m back.
Look at the hottie redhead behind him with the sequined shirt. The curtains match the drapes and the throw rug!
[re=5770]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Spinners?
She spilled herself on him? Wait, what?! Ew.
Would it be a good or bad thing if at some point, Barack says “and to Hillary Clinton, I won the nomination. Suck it.”
But if you’re going leave grandma, leave her in Hawaii!
It is my goal in life to one day be at least half as bad ass as Michelle Obama.
This looks like a 15-fainter crowd. At least.
…GAAAAAAAAAAWD, I wish he would say “Im RICH BITCH”!!! when he walk off stage!
What are they chanting? Isn’t that the first verse of “Fuck Tha Police”?
Aw, Barry is choked up a little! *cuddles*
I’d like to ask David Plouffe to stop sending me thirty emails a day.
[re=5785]masterdebater[/re]: …HELICOPTER reverse spinners!!!
Crap! His room could fit HRC’s room in the tiny front pocket of its jeans!
Obama = JFK
McCain = Bob Dole
The general is gonna get ugly early – an asskicking will be issued.
Standing up for change? Oh, he’s talking about that guy I pass by next to the off-ramp…gotcha Barry! Go on..
[re=5788]William Tecumseh Sherman[/re]: It would be fucking brilliant.
I wanna give big ups to my racist Grandma.
Cabinet of Rivals, Cabinet of Rivals…
[re=5776]ronaldpagan[/re]: …Kanye West maybe? Cuz everyone knows George Bush doesn’t care about black people!!!
The people in his crowd look like my kind of people.
Obama supporters—like us, goobers!—are so fucking classy.
Good job to the crowd on applauding Clinton.
Flag Pin, Flag Pin, Flag Pin!!!
Congratulations, Hillary!
Not.
Race that she has RUN, throughout this contest…HA
Is anyone else getting the CNN speech looking like a bad kung-fu movie?
Thank you Hillary..don’t go away mad…
“Senator Hillary Clinton has made history in this campaign, not just becasue she is a woman, but because she is the biggest bitch on the planet, and I congratulate her for bringing it to a whole new level and teaching our own sistas a thing or two”
After watching Hilz petty little speech, it’s kind of hard to watch him be so nice.
Why the HELL didn’t she congratulate him? It would have been so classy.
oh no no, Barry is taking part in the elaborate courtship to give her the VP spot.
“What gets Hillary Clinton up in the morning, even in the face of tough odds, is her obsessive thirst for power at all costs.”
Hey, he makes this Hillary woman sound good! I want to learn more about her.
Pfft, Hillary gets up each morning trying to avoid slick willy’s grabby hands.
And I congratulate Hillary getting it up in the morning with her three testicles.
…5 bucks says DMX closes the rally out with the “Ruff Ryders Anthem”!!!
Gawd. He is so fucking classy.
He is being so nice to Hills! What a classy fellow! (I also hope he adopts her health care plan, which is better than his.)
Barry knows how to talk to older white women. Nothing gets ‘em like flattery.
[re=5697]Delicious[/re]: Chuck Hagel wouldn’t do shit for Obama. Have you not read the poll numbers? He barely helps him in the Midwest. Now Edwards would actually make a significant positive difference. In all states, and all regions of the country. Analysis here.
Sorry all just had to get that off my chest, I don’t know who Delicious is but mentions Hagels name one more (Hagel, btw an absolute horrible candidate on social issues) time I may punch my monitor. And I need it to do work tonight.
Barry’s got class, Hillary’s white trash.
What gets Hillary Clinton up in the morning is… oooh – fill-in-the-blank time!!
That’s some classy shit he’s saying about Hillz.
[re=5815]Cicada[/re]: I think she did congratulate him. The classy thing to do would have been to CONCEDE, since she LOST.
…I would like to thank Hillary for being the cave dwelling troll that she is!
[re=5815]Cicada[/re]: She did congratulate him, I think, but it was perfunctory, and nothing like the praise Barry’s heaping on her.
I reserve the right to quote Al Michaels if Hopey pulls this off in November.
[re=5819]Sean O[/re]: If his hands touched her, it would be followed by immediate and terse apologies from both her and Bill.
He mentioned women! What a patronizing chauvinist pig! Doesn’t he know we hate him? All of us hate him? McCain ’08!
[re=5712]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Just like I remembered.
I hope that was enough kissing up for HRC, but I doubt it.
Hillary’s blue pantsuit could have covered the state of California in a Christo art piece.
[re=5820]Hopey McSlamdunk[/re]: Nice name!
I just checked the Lifetime guide, and The Capture of the Green River Killer is on tonight.
So I guess that, with all of Hillary’s supporters boycotting Obama’s speech, that made-for-t.v. movie will make record-breaking ratings!
Oh now THAT was a good line.
[re=5832]jagorev[/re]: [re=5830]ronaldpagan[/re]: I totally missed it! I was probably typing something mean about her. What a jerk!
“I respect his many accomplishments, even if he chooses to deny mine.”
That’s the best thing that anyone has ever said, ever.
Nice jab at McCain, Barry.
Hahaha “I respect McCain’s many accomplishments, even if he chooses to deny mine.” There you go Bear-Bear.
On McCain: “I respect his service, even if he chooses to deny mine.” OUCH
Oooh!! SMACK on Walnuts! GO HOPEY, GO!!!!!
The gloves have come off bitches.. McCain is gettin a beat down! Hope he has his dentures insured!
Watching in the White House, George W. Bush looks at Cheney with a smug grin, and says, “54 contests? He forgot Hawaii and Alaska!”
And the US is fucked for eight more months.
Buuuuuuurn, Walnuts! Facial!!
Oh snap.
If any certainty came from this evening, it is that TRUCK NUTZ will have an undeniable say in hillaryclinton.com’s “Please God, Give Me a Reason Not to Quit!!!” fundraising sham.
[re=5835]ronaldpagan[/re]: DEN-VER! DEN-VER!
[re=5830]ronaldpagan[/re]: She congratulated him on his RUN, not his win. Nobody in that basement knew the nominee had already been chosen, HRC picked it for that reason, I’m sure.
Obamas website is streaming it v v well.
[re=5843]loquaciousmusic[/re]: [re=5844]AudicityofHope[/re]: [re=5846]jagorev[/re]: [re=5847]Democratica[/re]: Word, sweeties.
Yeah, this is kind of a brutal throwdown on WALNUTS! here. Keep it going barry.
uh oh… Awkward grammar Barry…
[re=5838]Fighting Bill[/re]: Ouch! Sonoma/Napa resident?
OH SNAP, he’s taking out the big guns and really busting a few caps in WALNUTS! ass.
You know, if this is what we can look forward to for the next five months, bring it the fuck on.
It’s funny… this is the first speech ever given by a major party African American nominee for President and it’s average.
Hopey is making me so hungry, I’m literally inhaling Trader Joe’s canned peaches.
Ha-HA. Taking change back mothafukas!
Oh my god, I love this talk about McCain. There goes Barry showing some balls!
BTW, everyone, even though 18m seems big, or 36m if you count both dem nominees, remember Kerry and Bush got about 60 million votes. Each.
The general election is a much bigger show, with a much more independent* electorate.
*but dumber
“My arguments with that racist, cracker, warmonger, greedy bastard, are not personal! He’s just a senile old fart that would be put down in a different society”. “Hope…and, hope, and stuff”
“Start leaving, we must.” Do, or not do, there is no try.
There are many words to describe John McCain, and mean old dirtbag are three of them.
And that’s change we can believe in. Blink Blink Blink. Uncomfortable smirk.
[re=5854]graceless*[/re]: Very true. Touche.
Fuck this Change bullshit, wake me when we’re already IN The Promised Land.
i can haz smart ass candidate?
Damn, this man is talented!!! He managed to wrap up the nomination, give a big speech in St. Paul, and send me an e-mail 30 seconds ago!! I am so hot for him right now.
[re=5861]Godless Liberal *[/re]: I know. The only thing that would make this speech better would be if, at the end, he gave a shout out to Wonkette, its commenters, and assfucking.
He could petty my dictator any day!
Change…is what you keep in your ash tray, for when you run out of gas on the way home from the bar.
I cannot WAIT for the debates.
(this is so, so different from how I felt about the last two Dem nominees… where I had to cringe through most of the debates)
This is the goddamn best.
John McCain just had an involuntary bowel movement.
What a CRAZY idea barry, you mean meeting face-to-face with some podunk dictator and telling them what we demand with our entire military force behind his words?
I thought we were supposed to wage two simultaneous failed wars while we threaten to nuke ‘em. Oh well, I’m too elitist to understand.
I’m sorry, but how can anyone vote for WALNUTS! over this guy?
Booing Bill Clinton?
[re=5874]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I’m holding out Hope that he will personally assfuck each and every one of us.
[re=5874]loquaciousmusic[/re]: He just gave a shout out to bj’s…well Bill Clinton…smae thing.
Michelle Obama is soooo getting laid tonight.
[re=5874]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I’ll settle for “young people on the internet” or “hard working educated people who embrace nihilism nonetheless.”
[re=5874]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I could really get behind that.
I’ll get me coat…
[re=5872]Domestic Goddess[/re]: Elitist.
[re=5862]salinkis[/re]: You’re kind of right, actually…this is not his best…but definitely in the top 99th percentile of political speeches not by Barry out there.
Also, he just shouted out to the 90′s economy. Classy again.
[re=5880]soliloqueer[/re]: That happens a lot, since he is old.
[re=5862]salinkis[/re]: If you’ve had enough Tequila, it’s way above average. And I have.
Damn, is that girl still paying her sister’s medical bills?
John McCain is going to need a special pillow to sit on tomorrow…
Obama supporters are like a big bag of Skittles. “Taste the rainbow.”
[re=5886]Democratica[/re]: Third little Obama?
Woo – PA! We’re poor and jobless! Yay for being mentioned!
you know… magic jobs!
[re=5888]superfecta[/re]: The “Maybe if John McCain went to…” theme is perfect.
His oratory is stunning. Jeebuz Christmas.
[re=5882]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I know right?
[re=5884]Godless Liberal *[/re]: I’d take it. But do you think he would have vaginal intercourse with me if I asked super-nicely? Ass-fucking doesn’t get you pregnant with the most beautiful, hopeful, eloquent babies of all time.
[re=5889]TJBeck[/re]: Oh you know I’m eating my arugula as I watch Hopey get his speech on.
Yay! Corridor of Shame callout! He still remembers SC!
[re=5882]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Remember, you are a hard worker, and white…and…go to Hillary Clinton.com?
Yeah, St. Paul, cheer for your shitty schools.
[re=5886]Democratica[/re]: Yeah, by every single Wonkette commenter.
Zowie! Yes we can!
This is insane. I can’t believe people are excited and *standing* for a democratic nominee.
Obama’s saying he’s going to keep it to the issues. This could be a slaughter.
“That’s the change we need in America. That’s why I’m running for President.” I just got goosebumps. Is it possible, after our long national nightmare, that this could really happen?
Eeeew. I just went to HillaryClinton.com and read some of the comments.
Now I’m all depressed again. Give me something to love, Hopey!
Now, see, this makes me all sad that there are only going to be three Obama-McCain debates and there were seventy-two Democratic debates. Why O why could it not have been the other way around?
He looks forward to a debate…he may be the only one left in America that can say that.
YES! Religion should not be a wedge!
um, I’d kinda LIKE to see us fight dirty.
“Patriotism as a bludgeon..” Fuck, yeah.
Man… the fucker’s got me sitting at home by myself and clapping at the TV.
I’m such a pushover.
I hope Cindy is locked in her room…I bet Walnut will call her cunt
speak for yourself, HUSSEIN!
Where’s Garrison Keillor?
[re=5878]jagorev[/re]: Methinks the debates will be quite entertaining. I just hope Barry doesn’t lose focus and do his erm..erm.. thing. He got markedly better through the primaries, so I think he won’t. I hated watching Kerry, even when he was doing well. Although, how bad do you have to be to not beat W?
Here’s the best criticism the Corner has been able to offer so far:
U2′s “Beautiful Day” … [Greg Pollowitz]
… is playing at the Barack Obama rally. No Americans write music Obama likes?
[re=5895]AxmxZ[/re]: OMG… A pregnant First Lady would make this country pee its pants.
He’s just running up the score now. It’s not even funny. Walnuts needs to bring the Swiftboaters soon or he is soooo fucked.
“We are Americans first…except for the guy who does my lawn, and fixes my car, and…”
http://picasaweb.google.com/sanducerico/UntitledAlbum06/photo#5207848895530906498
Anyone here on wonkette work as a lobbyist? Just curious.
Just as it is christened in the halls of academia, Barack Obama announces the death of the Rove Paradigm.
Patriotism as a bludgeon. wow
“Si se puede!”
[re=5918]Cicada[/re]: I hope he goes back on the cocaine and the cigs, because that does wonders for your concentration.
[re=5920]Democratica[/re]: And not in that creepy ‘ew, Tony Blair still has sex’ sort of way when he and Cherie had the extra baby.
Yo do you think he is actually listening to Newsweek et al? I loved the McCain part of his speech, but I was hoping there would be more of, “Hey, Democratic party, do you realize you actually voted for a black guy named Barack Obama? I love you guys!”
I heard that girl shouting to Barry…count down to the sex scandal…
Planet Healing!
[re=5927]AudicityofHope[/re]: I heard that too! That was awesome.
Oh fuck, he’s starting to light it up.
America Baracks!!
[re=5929]superfecta[/re]: Politically speaking, the best time for them to conceive would be right now so he can get the awww vote in November.
This guy’s making me wet, and I don’t have girl parts.
Damn!
C’mon Barry, I want another 40 minutes. Keep talking.
Wow.
Ok time for a post-coital cigarette. I LOVE YOU BACK BARRY!
I just can’t get used to this whole addressing the crowd as adults thing.
This was the moment I officially announced my man crush on Barry.
Oh. This man must be president.
Olberman: “the first african american candidate for united states?” Um, well not really. But whatever.
im all teary eyed!
Turn the page— sick Bob Seeger reference, B.O.! But ending on “Thank you, Minnesota!” Couldn’t they have sewn it up in an important swing state, like, you know, Puerto Rico?
Christ. He is making me all hopeful and happy. These emotions are very confusing. Help!
bruuuucccceeeeeee
Yes you can!….come over to my house later tonight?
Is it just me, or do Barry and Michelle look kinda pissed? Like they know that tomorrow they have to deal with Gladys Kravitz?
I’m totally gay for Michelle.
This is the time, motherfuckers! That was lovely. More, please. Suck it, John McCain.
Or, better yet…”darling, you were great.”
You know what would be kind of awkward? If someone rushed him right now with a knife.
What? Just sayin’…
Incidentally, I just love that lovely tie-in of “Bush,” “McCain” and “embrace.” Barry is one snarky cat.
This is the part that makes me nervous. Reggie, keep an eye out for the ugly bitter women- they’re packin’.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that liberalism is back, baby! The Democratic party is alive and well, and Republicanism is on the decline. This feels… different.
“Taking it to the Republicans house.” Right in the front door and into the living room, motherfuckers.
[re=5939]Sean O[/re]: Holy shit… I didn’t even notice he was up there for forty whole minutes.
[re=5952]Democratica[/re]: my wife and I noticed the same thing.
Well, good night of hopin’, everybody.
I’ll be back tomorrow to be an asshole again.
Thanks for letting me back in, Wonkette powers-that-be.
[re=5953]AudicityofHope[/re]: She looks fantastic. Cindy McCain cannot rock that color. Mainly because it brings out WALNUTS’ skin cancer spots.
[re=5937]InsidiousTuna[/re]: I have girl parts and let me tell you, I’m feeling the same way…
Shit, there are 15,000 people OUTSIDE of the Xcel Center.
32,000 people.
17K PLUS 15K outside! compared to how many for Madame de Sade & McAncient?
[re=5957]AudicityofHope[/re]: Oh God… where’s Mrs. Christian of Manhattan?
32,000 in the crowd. For any other politician, that would be a record.
Tomorrow I’m going to have to go to my therapist’s office and explain that I’m losing my cynicism and objectivity. God, this could add a whole new set of emotional issues to my life.
OK, serious for a second here. That made Hillary sound like she has been hitting the pipe. Really? She wants us to go to her web site and tell her what to do? Or, is it just political cover for the soon to be announced, “hey, I have listened to you and…” Put on your big girl panties, Ms. Clinton, and do the right thing…please, for the love of all that is holy, quit. It’s past time that you did.
[re=5957]AudicityofHope[/re]: Seriously. scares the hell out of me.
Hey Hopey, the Magic Hat people just called. They want you to stop Hoping away my beer money.
I think Chris Matthews is about to have a Hopegasm.
Brokaw sounds like he’s about to cry. When will he call him a negro, like he did when discussing his MLK documentary?
I want a Barbie doll of Michelle Obama complete with all of her kick-ass outfits.
Hilsnot = Duchess Untouchable
McClunky = President of the Nursing Home
Hopey = Rock Star
[re=5973]SuperRounder[/re]: I think that I’m about to have a hopegasm.
Spinnaz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFt3ZcCdyik
JESSE JACKSON IS ON CNN!!!!
(all caps was intentional)
[re=5970]masterdebater[/re]: Her pipe is so worn out at this point, bitch is smoking the lining of her pantsuits at this point. Aside from 1-20-09, I’m looking forward to the day that HRC.COM is taken out behind the woodshed and shot.
[re=5970]masterdebater[/re]: Yes, go to her website, and tell her what to do. Try to stay away from too much profanity, cause that’s just polite. But do tell her what to do, and where to go.
[re=5976]AudicityofHope[/re]: Totally! You just know there would be a tiny pair of patent-leather boots!
[re=5983]Democratica[/re]: I wish it was as simple as stuff in a pipe. This is “self will run riot.” Smoke that all you psychologically adept folk!
We’re not a community
thanks MSNBC, but I’m feeling the love here tonight.
Tim, Tom, Brian, Chris, and Keith have gone black and might not come back.
Oh hell, it’s Harold Ford.
[re=5983]Democratica[/re]: Oh dear… I”m becoming incoherent… time for me to take a break… goodnight, darlings.
[re=5988]Democratica[/re]: If Matel starts making Obama dolls (Barry, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha) I might have to give up Wonkette.
OK, here’s what the delegate chart from February looks like now.
Has McCain dropped out yet?
[re=5991]AudicityofHope[/re]: Everyone on MSNBC is leaking hopeful fluids from every orifice.
[re=5998]AudicityofHope[/re]:
Complete with a White House Dream House play set. Host state dinners, plan military operations, conduct the East Lawn Easter egg hunt, etc.
I’m as magnanimous as the next guy who hates Hillary Clinton, but I’m sick of hearing the CNN bunch talk about this should be “Hillary’s night”. Fuck all that noise.
LOOKY it’s another LIVEBLOG so you should go comment on it.
[re=6009]AxmxZ[/re]: Is that what’s causing Matthews to lose all ability to speak?
These guys haven’t said that Hopey said Hilz will lead on health care & working with under-priviledged thus boxing her into doing that in some capacity…other than VP.
[re=6011]obfuscator[/re]: This is Hilary’s night?! Poppycock.
[re=6031]DoctorCulturae[/re]:
Also: balderdash, ruffle-duffle, applesauce, and horsefeathers.
[re=6021]Sean O[/re]: That and he’s been moaning and screaming for Barry all night.
“Layne: `She has done what no woman has done before … lose to a black man.’”
Well, I guess Desdemona had the crowd in the end …
All I have to say about Wonkette and Minnesota is that I will be fucking pissed if Pareene doesn’t cover the Republican Convention for Wonkette.
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