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Whoot! The siren! This is legitimate news people!
Fucking elitist math.
Legitimate math. Of course, Hills will try and beaver into the superdelegates, as ’twere.
Pfft…it’s not that important unless it gets 3 or 4 sirens.
Screw the Convention, whatever the siren says is true.
“One audience, in Dallas, famously cheered when he blew his nose on stage.”
You know, I’m really exited and all, but I find that… it’s just that, that’s a little bit weird.
Excited.
In the spirit of announcements that don’t matter, I’d just like to announce that Falstaff’s Brother is back in the Wonkette version 3.0! I didn’t comment much before, and had neither friends nor followers, but my return has got to be at least as relevant as the AP shitting out their latest prediction/fantasy!
The siren. The headline. I knew the rumors of his drug use were true.
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Drudge is an al-qaeda terrorist also, this proves it.
Obama clinches, McAuliffe clenches.
contrast “clinches” and “effectively clinches”.
i remember how long it took Tito to die.
damn it! i just sent hillary a $2300 check not 5 minutes ago!
Four Whore Sirens!
This is such crap. Terry says Hillary wins. Do not anger Terry. When Terry angry, people DIE.
Um..didn’t we just do this, like, three threads ago? I refuse to believe the pantsuited harpie will go away, it justt keeps tearing us ass-under…
If this doesn’t win Matt Drudge a Pulitzer, then there is no justice in the world.
These sexist sirens are conspiring to drown out and distract the common voters from the non-animated gifs and <48 point font banners made by hard-working white Americans.
…his buttocks?
[re=4140]metropolitan[/re]: don’t worry, she’ll need that money to pay off her elitist personal campaign loan debt
[re=4140]metropolitan[/re]: SUCKER!
This is just from one of those crazy news organizations. Why should we trust this “AP”? They’re obviously sexist.
Hopefully he didn’t clinch too early. It takes an awful lot of paper to wipe that mess off the cheeks and from between the cheeks. And being the tree hugger he is, Barry O will be a minimalist and have his suit pants smelling like eu de dingleberries for the remainder of the day.
@ [re=4146]freakishlystrong[/re]: Um..didn’t we just do this, like, three threads ago?
Um..i think we just did this, like, three months ago.
[re=4163]TJBeck[/re]: AP stands for Androphile Phallus !!!
But what about the fact he won’t wear his flag pin to Muslim church Koran terrorist Hussein black? That should count for at least 500 delegates for Hillary.
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The discrepancy is that Appalachia counts in base-14, on account of they has extra fingers ‘n’ toes.
Apparently the whole world has forgotten about Hillary’s embittered mob of second generation feminists.
Like I said before, I’ll believe it when I seen a conditionless concession from Hillz.
Clinches what?
An Obama clinching nomination speech is just gonna make Bill go out on one of those expensive European prostitute jags with Ron Burkle, cuz, well, dammit, he earned it.
Any truth to the rumor that Hillary has brought in Kitty Harris as her expert on vote counts?
“Over the last week I listened to you, and in the process I found my own voice,” she told supporters who had saved her candidacy from an early demise.
And instead, escorted it to a much later demise. Thanks, guys! You the best!
Who wants to bet that Hillary will accept the nomination tonight, anyway, Norma Desmond-style?
After five months, I think I can confidently say: fuck you, New Hampshire. This was all your fault.
[re=4442]StrangelyBrown[/re]: That poor sap Obama always wanted a pool.
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