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Obama Dances On Hillary’s Grave

Looks like I've got ... HAPPY FEET, whoa !Here’s your happy Barack Obama, now known as the Democratic Nominee for President. Thanks to Drudge for showing such a happy dancing fool. Now, the nation can heal. Except for the old white women. No healing for them. [Drudge Report]


2:05 PM on Tue June 3 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. metropolitan says at 2:00 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    maybe drudge meant he was clinching his butt cheeks.

  2. Gregory_of_Nazianzus says at 2:01 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    t-5 hours until Hillary launches her third party bid on the Crone ticket.

  3. Godless Liberal * says at 2:02 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    He is so lazy he won’t get off his butt, not even to dance his victory dance. That is either his blackness or his Mexican-ness coming through.

  4. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:02 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    This is the Luo celebration for when they destroy the Western World.

  5. Lord Humungus says at 2:02 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    “I have just been informed that I have clinched the nomination. Allahu Akhbar!”

  6. freakishlystrong says at 2:02 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    What’s that sound you say? Why, that’s the GOP HateMachine crankin’ it on up..

  7. metropolitan says at 2:03 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Gregory_of_Nazianzus:
    my theory was that she was going to run on the “lieberman for connecticut” party ticket as she seems to support most of their platform. including the part about how mccain would make a better president than the democratic nominee.

  8. jagorev says at 2:03 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    White womens: you are now officially on notice. Get behind the candidate who will protect your civil and personal liberties, or never be taken seriously in politics again.

  9. tunamelt says at 2:04 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Mexican people cannot heal, either.

  10. AngryBlakGuy says at 2:05 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    …instead of dancing on her grave may I suggest using a STEAM ROLLER to thoroughly compact the soil! You can never be too safe with Hillary.

  11. ForeignSickSpecialist says at 2:06 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    “Dance, boy, dance.” What a Bama. Why couldn’t he just transcend dancing ability? Why is he playing identity politics? You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well, then they’re no friends of mine.

  12. AudicityofHope says at 2:08 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Godless Liberal *: It’s the lazy Muslim n****r in him. As we all know, only white bitter Appalachians are “hard-working”.

  13. ManchuCandidate says at 2:15 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Comeon people, ‘bama’s emulating the great underdog Daniel-san’s patented stork move that beat the crap out of top dog Hillary, er, John Lawrence in the Karate Kid.

  14. Cicada says at 2:16 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Now he’s going to start wooing Hillary’s supporters. Cue the hysteria: “He’s coming after the white women!”
    How long before Pat Buchannon uses the term ” reckless eyeballing”?

  15. sweetladyirony says at 2:17 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Cicada: He can come after me any day!

    I still want a ‘White Chicks for Obama’ shirt.

  16. stankfest says at 2:18 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Now Arsenio Hall will again have a TV show.

  17. Doglessliberal says at 2:20 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    sweetladyirony: there must be one out there somewhere. I cannot believe someone has not made one yet.

  18. Walter Sobchak says at 2:20 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    I realize NYT writers are intending for their pieces to be read the next day, presumably by whatever strange tribe of octogenarian cave-dwellers still physically buy newspapers, but does it fuck anyone else up when they have a byline for the next day, and talk in weird future-tense while speculating about things that are happening as you’re reading the article, intending for it to come off correctly the next day? That third paragraph hurt my brain and made it hard for me to remember what day it is/was/will one day be. Or maybe that was the Scotch.

  19. Anita Cocktail says at 2:20 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    hey, hey, I’m a middle-aged white woman and I loves me the Obam-ster. I even live in Pennsyltucky. We’re not ALL crazy ignoranamuses. Once I stopped taking Boniva, I started to see the light.

  20. Cicada says at 2:29 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    sweetladyirony: You inspired me to google “white chicks for Obama”, and this craaaaazy craigslist posting came up.

    http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pol/674738838.html

    I was all excited to read about “Obama Orgies”, but the poster let me down.
    Apparently Obama does well with younger whites because “slick” blacks control the music industry. I knew Usher was to blame!

  21. Godless Liberal * says at 2:31 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    AudicityofHope: What? Those are the worst kind!

    Those are also the only kind, but still.

  22. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:32 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Cicada: That is flat out insane, but it HAS OPENED MY EYES.

  23. masterdebater says at 2:36 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    metropolitan:
    Now stop that! That’s not funny. If she runs for real, I would have to go out into the woods, tie myself to a tree, and wait for death. I just can’t take much more seal clapping. For the love of god, make her stop! Seriously though, what’s the +/- on the Clinton crones trying to throw the election to McCranky?

  24. SocialList says at 2:40 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Drudge really seems to have a thing for Black Jesus,doesn’t he?

  25. GlennBeck' says at 3:21 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    masterdebater: i’d say about 70%.

  26. Walter Sobchak says at 4:17 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Do the Clintons actually OWN crockery? Are they borrowing some from South Dakotans? And does Barry need to pay to replace it after it’s all destroyed?

  27. FlakJack says at 5:00 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    Either from outrage or schadenfreude, or both. — one way or another, Hillary’s non-concession concession speech tonight is going to make my head explode.

  28. heathenish says at 9:07 pm, June 3rd, 2008

    as I said elsewhere I am in Montucky and all the white people have the Hopeness, but there maybe a bunch of un-hopfull and mean people who I don’t know who will spoil it for the rest of us.

  29. sweetladyirony says at 11:20 am, June 4th, 2008

    Cicada: Oh shit, I’m dumber for having read that.

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