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June 3, 2008

Obama Dances On Hillary’s Grave

by Ken Layne  

Looks like I've got ... HAPPY FEET, whoa !Here’s your happy Barack Obama, now known as the Democratic Nominee for President. Thanks to Drudge for showing such a happy dancing fool. Now, the nation can heal. Except for the old white women. No healing for them. [Drudge Report]

{ 30 comments }

metropolitan June 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm

maybe drudge meant he was clinching his butt cheeks.

Gregory_of_Nazianzus June 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm

t-5 hours until Hillary launches her third party bid on the Crone ticket.

Godless Liberal * June 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm

He is so lazy he won’t get off his butt, not even to dance his victory dance. That is either his blackness or his Mexican-ness coming through.

shortsshortsshorts June 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm

This is the Luo celebration for when they destroy the Western World.

Lord Humungus June 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm

“I have just been informed that I have clinched the nomination. Allahu Akhbar!”

freakishlystrong June 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm

What’s that sound you say? Why, that’s the GOP HateMachine crankin’ it on up..

metropolitan June 3, 2008 at 2:03 pm

[re=4153]Gregory_of_Nazianzus[/re]:
my theory was that she was going to run on the “lieberman for connecticut” party ticket as she seems to support most of their platform. including the part about how mccain would make a better president than the democratic nominee.

DoD June 3, 2008 at 2:03 pm
jagorev June 3, 2008 at 2:03 pm

White womens: you are now officially on notice. Get behind the candidate who will protect your civil and personal liberties, or never be taken seriously in politics again.

tunamelt June 3, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Mexican people cannot heal, either.

AngryBlakGuy June 3, 2008 at 2:05 pm

…instead of dancing on her grave may I suggest using a STEAM ROLLER to thoroughly compact the soil! You can never be too safe with Hillary.

ForeignSickSpecialist June 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm

“Dance, boy, dance.” What a Bama. Why couldn’t he just transcend dancing ability? Why is he playing identity politics? You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well, then they’re no friends of mine.

AudicityofHope June 3, 2008 at 2:08 pm

[re=4159]Godless Liberal *[/re]: It’s the lazy Muslim n****r in him. As we all know, only white bitter Appalachians are “hard-working”.

ManchuCandidate June 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Comeon people, ‘bama’s emulating the great underdog Daniel-san’s patented stork move that beat the crap out of top dog Hillary, er, John Lawrence in the Karate Kid.

Cicada June 3, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Now he’s going to start wooing Hillary’s supporters. Cue the hysteria: “He’s coming after the white women!”
How long before Pat Buchannon uses the term ” reckless eyeballing”?

sweetladyirony June 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm

[re=4208]Cicada[/re]: He can come after me any day!

I still want a ‘White Chicks for Obama’ shirt.

stankfest June 3, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Now Arsenio Hall will again have a TV show.

Doglessliberal June 3, 2008 at 2:20 pm

[re=4212]sweetladyirony[/re]: there must be one out there somewhere. I cannot believe someone has not made one yet.

Walter Sobchak June 3, 2008 at 2:20 pm

I realize NYT writers are intending for their pieces to be read the next day, presumably by whatever strange tribe of octogenarian cave-dwellers still physically buy newspapers, but does it fuck anyone else up when they have a byline for the next day, and talk in weird future-tense while speculating about things that are happening as you’re reading the article, intending for it to come off correctly the next day? That third paragraph hurt my brain and made it hard for me to remember what day it is/was/will one day be. Or maybe that was the Scotch.

Anita Cocktail June 3, 2008 at 2:20 pm

hey, hey, I’m a middle-aged white woman and I loves me the Obam-ster. I even live in Pennsyltucky. We’re not ALL crazy ignoranamuses. Once I stopped taking Boniva, I started to see the light.

Cicada June 3, 2008 at 2:29 pm

[re=4212]sweetladyirony[/re]: You inspired me to google “white chicks for Obama”, and this craaaaazy craigslist posting came up.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pol/674738838.html

I was all excited to read about “Obama Orgies”, but the poster let me down.
Apparently Obama does well with younger whites because “slick” blacks control the music industry. I knew Usher was to blame!

Godless Liberal * June 3, 2008 at 2:31 pm

[re=4188]AudicityofHope[/re]: What? Those are the worst kind!

Those are also the only kind, but still.

shortsshortsshorts June 3, 2008 at 2:32 pm

[re=4286]Cicada[/re]: That is flat out insane, but it HAS OPENED MY EYES.

masterdebater June 3, 2008 at 2:36 pm

[re=4167]metropolitan[/re]:
Now stop that! That’s not funny. If she runs for real, I would have to go out into the woods, tie myself to a tree, and wait for death. I just can’t take much more seal clapping. For the love of god, make her stop! Seriously though, what’s the +/- on the Clinton crones trying to throw the election to McCranky?

SocialList June 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Drudge really seems to have a thing for Black Jesus,doesn’t he?

GlennBeck' June 3, 2008 at 3:21 pm

[re=4316]masterdebater[/re]: i’d say about 70%.

Walter Sobchak June 3, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Do the Clintons actually OWN crockery? Are they borrowing some from South Dakotans? And does Barry need to pay to replace it after it’s all destroyed?

FlakJack June 3, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Either from outrage or schadenfreude, or both. — one way or another, Hillary’s non-concession concession speech tonight is going to make my head explode.

heathenish June 3, 2008 at 9:07 pm

as I said elsewhere I am in Montucky and all the white people have the Hopeness, but there maybe a bunch of un-hopfull and mean people who I don’t know who will spoil it for the rest of us.

sweetladyirony June 4, 2008 at 11:20 am

[re=4286]Cicada[/re]: Oh shit, I’m dumber for having read that.

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