Wonkette
And South Dakota Clinton supporter Cheryl Chamberlain takes the lead in the “Small Town Voters Who Shouldn’t Ever Talk To The Media” contest: “I won’t vote for Obama… You go on the Internet and see him associated with that church, with the Koran. He won’t wear a flag pin. … After 9/11, there is absolutely no way I’d support someone who is associated with the Koran. I won’t support terrorism.” In case you don’t get it, that mental leap chain is: Obama –> Internet –> Church –> Koran –> No Flag Pin –> 9/11 –> Koran –> Terrorist. [LA Times]
TERRORISM
Just another example of the sexist media unfairly allowing Clinton supporters to speak.
1) Obama
2) Internets
3) Terrorism
4) ??????
5) Profit!
Obama –> Black guy -> Internet –> Black guy -> Church –> Black guy -> Koran –> Black guy -> No Flag Pin –> Black guy ->9/11 –> Black guy -> Koran –> Black guy -> Terrorist.
Jesus in Wranglers, no wonder they call it the “Bad Lands”..
North Dakota,the Alabama trailer park of the plains.
Just another reason why certain people shouldn’t be allowed access to the internet.
the people on the latimesblogs seem to think they are having an intelligent conversation. about utter nonsense.
Any ideas on how to like, you know, slap people over the internets? If you can learn all about Luo Muslim Barry, surely there must be a way to propagate violence on the shameless herds of racist pig fuckers, right?
Black -> Racist -> Nonsensical explanation why speaker is not racist -> Terrorist
…amazes me that someone without opposable thumbs even has the ability to access the internet!
she can keep her vote, won’t matter it will be balanced out by the ones voting for obama through:
Obama –> Internet–>yes, we can video–>scarlet johansen–>hot boobies–>univesal health care.
and are we seriously supposed to believe these people have always been part of the democratic party?
that they voted for for that sadam loving, fake medal wearing kerry 4 years ago? that they were clinton supporters because they thought her health care plan was better?
Drudge has broken out the siren, ladies and gentlemen!
Still, you have to respect the South Dakotans for unearthing those eerily human heads at Mount Rushmore. How did they know where to dig??
McCain -> USS Forrestal -> Ship of State -> POW -> Prisoner of Party Politics -> Armageddon -> We All Die
Here’s my logical progression:
Obama -> Kool & The Gang concert -> Your daughter pregnant with a mulatto baby -> O.J. Simpson stabbing a white bitch -> RACE WAR!!!!!!!
…as long as people like this exist, McDonald’s and Wal-Mart will have a never ending supply of cheap labor.
Obama –> ‘Hard Working, White Americans’ –> Klan meetings and moonshine –> AOL accounts –> Rumors on the Internets –> the truthiness the Main Stream Media is covering up
Does this really surprise anyone?
jagorev: I appreciate your updates on what Drudge is doing, so I don’t have to click on his website.
Cheryl Chamberlain is simply offended by Muhammad’s controversial “God DAMN America” comments. Plus all of the references to the government AIDS conspiracy in the Koran.
AngryBlakGuy: Or a steady stream of customers
Gee, maybe this idiot moron needs a brain himself? Possibly the scarecrow could lend him his brain until after the general election?
This is fun.
Hillary -> Cracker Barrel diarrhea -> sexing your cousin at a Nascar race -> crytstal meth habit -> waking up next to a sweaty Harold Ickes
someone once said that television is democracy at its ugliest
they couldn’t have even fucking imagined political discourse on the internet
Well, I don’t know how many Cheryl Chamberlains there can be in SD… But there is one listed. Wonder if she’s getting any phone calls?
Ehhh…she proabably couldn’t pick out a Muslim from a Mexican.
Rev. Wright –> Mike Tyson –> Kimbo Slice –> Louis Farrakhan –> Ray Lewis –> Nat Turner
Toonces: Do you really think this person has ever even used a telephone? Telephones are for elitist arugula-eating latte-sippers (not that she has any idea what lattes or arugula are)
The general election won’t be decided on silly issues such as health care, the war, or ass fucking, but rather “McCain smells like old cheese” and “Barack Obama is a koran-fan.”
I’m confused. Is Balack Hussein Osama a closet Muslim reading his Qu’ran after church, or is he a closet Christian reading his Bible after Juma? Or is he a Fruit of Islam who reads both after pissing on the Tanakh and sticking Voodoo pins in Barbie and Ken?
It’s too much for me to keep track of… damn internet tubes. Too much information truthiness for an average Joe McCarthy like me.
God damn South Dakota.
And for the first time in her political career, Hillary Clinton said nothing.
McCain -> the elderly -> Golden Girls -> Golden showers
…dumb people like this make me wonder how they even survive from day to day. Is there like a loop-hole in Darwinism that I haven’t been told about? I mean shouldn’t these people be climbing trees in thunderstorms or playing in rush hour traffic or playing catch with vials of nitroglycerin instead of fukking up our political process?
“Chamberlain then shot and killed the last remaining buffalo on the prairie, taking only its hide and delicious tongue and leaving the rest to rot.”
Obama->Wright->Farrakhan->Malcolm X->Elijah Muhammad->Marcus Garvey->Booker T. Washington->Nat Turner->Shaka Zulu->Ethiopian Rift Valley Lucy->Original Man->Non White God…
Dammit! Denounce and reject me NOW, Balack Hussein Osama!
WAIT… People read the LA Times??
South Dakota-> Tatanka-> Kevin Costner-> Mexicans
ForeignSickSpecialist: He’s all of them, Duh. Don’t THINK, just go with it.
Botswana Meat Commission FC: McCain-> Trollops->Xanax & Gin->black child->Grampers->13
After the interview, Cheryl Chamberlain stepped off her stack of Bibles, grabbed a hammer and chisel, and went to work adding the Hillz’ bust on Mount Rushmore.
AngryBlakGuy: sadly, the idiocy gene seems to be coupled with the fecundity gene.
I’m surprise anyone in South Dakota knows about 9/11. Do they have TV stations there? Doesn’t seem like it would make economic sense for anyone to operate a TV station for a market of 15 or 20 people.
Cheryl Chamberlain->mother who smoked and drank kerosene during her pregnancy->undersized brain->3rd grade education->wildly racist tendencies->American Hero->place next to Teddy Roosevelt on Mt. Rushmore
Botswana Meat Commission FC: I don’t appreciate the sexing your cousin reference. One of the great disaapointments of my life was not sexing my cousin Anne back in ‘76.
MadMangosteen: NAY! Wonkette is deMockracy at is ugliest!
Doglessliberal: Makes sense, doesn’t it? You’d have to have below average intelligence to bring children into this fucked up world.
Toonces: And if she happens to be from Chamberlain, SD, there’s a good chance that this Barry Mooslim-fearing flag pin accessorizing racist is a native American. Who knew they had irony in SD?
Cheryl Chamberlain –> sexing her cousin at a Nascar race —> awful white trash genes –> mysterious spread of Feline AIDS
Okay, I’ll play.
Cheryl Chamberlain > Father/Uncle > missing chromosome > minimum wage job > bowling league > HILLARY!
Manofsteel: …bravo sir!
ForeignSickSpecialist: Or is he a closet homo buttfuQing the fruit of Islam whilst riding a magic Qrack carpet? CHANGE! Say it! SAY CHANGE NOW BITCH!
A googly search for “Obama Terrorist” yields about 780,000 results! So, it’s TRUE!
Just wait until it is discovered that American flag lapel pins are being made in sandy places and sold to rubes stateside to fund the terrorisms.
By the way, how close do you have to be to a Koran to be “associated” with it?
Like, what if you have touched one but did not open it? Or, what if you bought a Koran, and took it home, but only so you could get out your Bible and Crucifix to pray for Jesus to cast Satan out of it?
Are you still infected?
jagorev: ah, so young, yet so cynical you are.
EnBuenOra: I smoked a Koran once but I dint inhale, yo.
EnBuenOra: I think the proper ‘mericun response per the U.S. Military is to distance yourself from the Qu’ran, sorry- KORAN for my ‘mericun friends, by shooting bullets through it.
AngryBlakGuy: Foolish AngryBlakGuy: It is not a loop-hole in Darwinism. It is natural selection usurped by American medical technology. In the good ‘ol days all these assholes died early of stupidity. Now the doctors save them and they live resulting in even more Repubs in the world. And the Dems want universal health care? Fools.
Moran -> Accident -> Saved By Modern Medical Intervention -> Universal Health Care -> Lots More Stupid People -> We Get Lot’s ‘Mo Morans To Rank On
Win win!
EnBuenOra: actually, just being near one is enough. The KoranKooties can jump up to 5 feet. Even DEET doesn’t protect against them.
EnBuenOra: Reading the Koran makes AIDS look like the common cold.
If she can’t get a job at McDonald’s, she can always run for Miss South Carolina.
McCain -> Vietnam -> Jane Fonda -> Execise Videos -> Fat People
John McCain is Overweight!
Doglessliberal: The only protection against KoranKooties is a flag pin. Ruh-Roh!
Hillary Clinton -> Bill Clinton -> White House -> 10 Downing Street -> Chamberlain -> Appeasement
Hillary is an Appeaser!
One thing I can say for Obama’s campaign: it’s consistently brought out jaw-dropping displays of stupidity from all over the country. Absolutely amazing, impossible-to-fake, impossible-to-explain, impossible-to-define stupidity that it hurts my brain to attempt to comprehend and that I would not otherwise have been able to imagine. It has restored my sense of awe and wonder at the universe and its majesty that it could contain living, breathing human beings whose minds are like marvelous black holes of intellect. Thanks, Barry.
Cicada: oh dear. I must already have them and just not know it! No wonder I like Obama! I have been infected! God Damn America!!
EnBuenOra: Shit! I hope not, since I own copies of just about every religious book out there. Couple that with being black, and I better not ever go near fucking S. Dakota. Though that’s good advice for anyone.
shortsshortsshorts: http://i29.tinypic.com/1qpaxd.jpg
Botswana Meat Commission FC: wait, she had sex with a cat? Poor cat!
Q likey this!
Rachael -> Neckwear -> Morans -> Terror Donut -> Outrage -> Shit I Shoulda Fucked Cousin Anne
SocialList: SOUTH Dakota, mind you. North is a very lovely place with independent voters. It’s (as usual) the South that f’s up everything, like having the ban on abortions that was challenged in court, remember? Who exactly decided to put Mount Rushmore in THAT state again?
Cheryl Chamberlain is 100% correct.
Here’s Darlene’s logical chain of association that she shares in the comments to the LATimes story:
“Barack = Muslim
HUSSEIN = Muslim
Obama = Muslim
I would never vote for NoObama.
Posted by: Darlene”
Irrefutable.
Botswana Meat Commission FC: Nat Turner reference FTW!
Iggy Plop: yes, we have seen the depth and breadth of racism in this country over the past 5 months. And the depth and breadth of bullshit phrases and euphemisms used to deny racism, as well. The question is who is worse: the morans who think black=Muslim=terrorist or the non-morans (in the Clinton campaign among other places) who are exploiting those beliefs?
Doglessliberal: Have you seen Idiocracy? It’s like looking into a crystal ball for “how the world will end.”
Doglessliberal: It’s a conundrum. Is Cheryl Chamberlain a worse human being than Geraldine Ferraro? I have to admit that Ferraro pisses me off more.
tunamelt: too depressing. I have to ration my exposure to reality and leaven daily life with lots of exercise, the comics and sports pages, and mystery novels lest I have a mental meltdown. I can only take so much at one time. Maybe I could see it if I immediately followed it with a Monty Python marathon.
Iggy Plop: yes, same here. Though Bill Clinton, and Hillary, for that matter, even surpass Ferraro because they make the occasional comment that is just up to the line, blame the media for twisting it, and then rely on Geraldine Ferraro & Co. to perpetuate the ideas. Cynical and manipulative (hey, no wonder she thinks she is qualified for the Presidency!)
Iggy Plop: reminds me of that Deep Purple song…
NoBama gonna take my vote
I’m gonna give it to the Walnut
NoBama gonna beat my girl
She’s gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh she’s a killing machine
She’s got everything
Like a driving power big fat butt
and everything
I love her and I need her
I bleed her yeah she a wild hurricane
Alright hold tight she’s a highway star
Doglessliberal: tunamelt: Iggy Plop:
This is isn’t about racism dammit! It’s about SEX. SEXY sexism. Jeebus. Hillary is oppressed because she is a she. Barry is simply a racist. That’s all he is.
Q: HA! big fat butt and everything! I can so hear those words to that song. Massive win.
shortsshortsshorts: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THE MUSIC STOP!
Walk out,
Girl don’t you walk out
We’ve got things to say
Talked out, let’s have it talked out
Things will be okay
I said girl
You know that it’s true
It’s a little bit me, (a little bit me)
But you’re a whole lotta bit screwed
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Jjn4mLy5dQ
You are giving her WAY too much credit. The logic chain for her was as simple as; Picture of Obama -> N,I, double guh, er. It’s SOUTH Dakota, where the wind goes sweeping through their brains.
Obama –> “sweetie” –> homogay –> internets –> RPS slashfic –> HOT DAMN!!! –> vote Obama.
Cindy McCain –> marriage to a man who jizzes dust –> crippling depression –> Delicious delicious xanax sangwiches
Please, oh please don’t lump all of us South Dakotans in with this idiot. I fully acknowledge that the majority of the state is comprised of Cheryl Chamberlains, but there are a few good people out here. It wounds me to have to share a state with her. I will find her and beat her down with sexist remarks.
shortsshortsshorts: What about racy sexism? Or racy racism?
tunamelt: Now you bringin’ the sexy.
Me gots infected with ZenoSearch, Yazzel, Virtumone, and OuterInfo Qrapware whilst searching for Monkee lyrics. MONKEE LYRICS! That just ain’t right.
FUCKING ASSHOLEs! Zombie Jesus save us from ignorant, they know not what they do, since what they do ain’t Nascar.
Fucking pathetic… If shit get worse and you have half a brain, the west coast is the best coast. Should be able to keep the slack jawed yokels out since rockies are actual mountains and hillbilies can’t handle that shit.
RacerMex: See, once again I have to plug North Dakota for this one. Few people, and the cold winters “Keep the rif-raff out”. I’m building MY anti-redneck apocalypse bunker there now. Only downside: the state bird is the Canadian “man-drainer” mosquito.
shortsshortsshorts: Now you bringin’ da racy-ism.
queeraselvis v 2.0: I think the only time she’s kept quiet is when one of these ugly, racist, ignorant women spewed this crap to someone in the media so eager to write/record it. All that mattered was that they were voting for her, even if they were basing it on prejudice, hatred and disinformation. If only once she had once expressed anything resembling concern or criticism for what those WV voters were saying about Obama. But she was too busy reaching out to all those people that media called everything short of white-trash.
If HRC were to get the nomination, most of these women would probably ditch her for McBush anyway, because for them, black man < white woman < white man.
Q: Actually, South Dakota has probably the worst public health infrastructure in the country. So it’s not even that they’re being saved by modern medicine, it’s that somehow *they don’t need it.* It’s that impenetrable shield of ignorance, I bet. Also, the crazy-person strength.