Wonkette
One of the real pleasures in this rancid campaign season has been watching Our Terry blossom from milquetoast DLC hack into a cheerfully barking lunatic who takes obvious pleasure in saying nutball things like “Hillary Clinton, the nominee.” Watch him after the jump as he hoists a bottle of Bacardi Gold and promises to get wasted with Mika Brzezinski on Wednesday morning.
He is basically Howard Beale in Network, minus the outrage.
McAuliffe: Hillary on a roll [MSNBC]
“Hillary Clinton is our next nominee!!”
“Hillary Clinton EASILY walks away with the next election.”
Quotes of the year! And he’s more or less satisfied with the Michigan/Florida resolution? Wow. Does anybody in Hillary’s campaign know what anybody else is thinking/doing/fabricating? Awesome.
Yeah, Ter…. Her Royal Hillaryousness is on such “a roll” that you’ll be one of the douchetards who urges her to mount a third party indie campaign, just to make sure that all those “disenfranchised” Democrats who voted for her in “overwhelming numbers” still have some representation on the ballot come November.
And you’ll achieve a staggering, historic result: Allowing the woman who came in second during the Dem primary to come in third in the election.
Go, Terry, Go!
OH, THE SCREENSHOT IS REAL! I thought it was a clever little wonkette photoshop.
Does he realize how belittling of the real struggles of the Puerto Rican people wearing that ridiculous “Puerto Rico shirt”? Imperialist dog.
Nibblin’ on bitter cake,
watchin’ ole Bill flake;
All of those journos covering the race.
Strummin’ my six string on my front porch swing.
See those bitters
They’re beginnin’ to roil.
Wasted away again in Hillaryville,
Searchin’ for a last Dem delegate.
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame,
But I say it’s not Hillary’s fault.
Don’t know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new debt.
But it’s a real beauty,
A 20 million doozy, how it got here
I haven’t a clue.
Wasted away again in Hillaryville,
Searchin’ for a last Dem delegate.
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame,
But I still say it’s not Hillary’s fault.
I freaked out on the ‘net,
Steeped in some flop sweat,
Bit my foot, had to cruise on back home.
But there’s booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That bitter delusion that helps me hang on.
Wasted away again in Hillaryville,
Searchin’ for a last Dem delegate.
Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame,
But I still say it’s not Hillary’s fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
And I “know” it’s NOT Hillary’s fault.
Careful Mika! He’s definitely going to try to slip a roofie into your rum.
ooooh damn…she is a hot mess.
and Bacardi is originally from Cuba…or so they tell me..
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: *is?
What is with all these Micks? McCain, McClellan, McAuliffe? I know that not all Irishmen are drunks. Some of them are in A.A. But really, they are polluting our national discourse with their shenanigans.
It’s the Spring Break of campaigns, Party on!
ManchuCandidate: Dude, that’s just plain brilliant…and now the effen’ song is in my head for the rest of the day..
Mika Mika Mika!
So, she’s planning to reduce her campaign debt with product placements? Otherwise, it’s a little too Hitler in the Bunker for me.
Joined @ the hip:
http://www.throwmyshoe.org/images/nicknoltedui.jpg
Yep, I think it is time for the whole country to have a drink or three. Especially George Bush. He needs to get drunk and stay that way until Jan 20th. Of course that means we will have to put Cheney in jail and turn the country over to the Speaker of the House. Then, to the delight of feminist everywhere we will have a woman President in their life times. This is a win-win folks!
She’s conceding!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/clinton;_ylt=AgglkSTv7kounmaIJqGX8Mdh24cA
I feel like running around New York naked, shouting “Free at last! Free at last!”
The aloha shirt says it all. Here today, gone to Maui.
It appears as if Hillary’s locked-up the parrothead/Jimmy Buffett crowd. Fuck, I really hate those people.
On another note, the guy that runs that retarded patriot/traitor thingy wrote an article about us.
http://www.theconservativevoice.com/article/32389.html
Apparently we all come to Wonkette because we’re libruls. I thought I spent my workday here because I like assfucking.
Months after she has conceded and Barry has been sworn into the White House, Terr-Bear is still going to show up on MSNBC once every couple of weeks and talk about how Hillary has clinched the superdelegates necessary to take the nomination. No one will have the heart to tell him it’s over.
Aurelio:
That’s not *hiccup* ethnic o’transcendence! *hiccup*
Bitterly yours,
Seamus User-of-O’wls
“I don’t think Hillary will declare victory tomorrow night…”
Best/most delusional quote ever.
Terry, no wonder she lost! That stuff is potty water. What, you couldn’t find any Ron del Barrilito? You either are not well schooled, or you just weren’t trying.
Sexist.
From KevoTron’s link: ‘DangerousLiberal’ posted: “Don’t game the site until the early returns are recorded! When we socialist pinko freedom haters take over, this will be an outstanding list of the first cohort of inmates in our reeducation camps.” Do you think he’s kidding?
My hat is off to you, DangerousLiberal
This is my second McAuliffe avatar in the last month or two.
jagorev: But — but — victory’s just in sight. This is just like Richard the Lionhearted ending the crusade within sight of the walls of Jerusalem.
I think Terry McAuliffe is reaching out to the Sammy Hagar wing of the Democratic party. MAS TEQUILA, Senor Terry!
Remember when he rode that mechanical bull? Maybe they’ll do that on Wednesday morning, too.
KevoTron: OT, but the retard rant never mentioned ass-fucking. Not a very comprehensive rant.
jagorev: Is Wonkette really that hard to understand?
She’s not conceding! According to the AP, reports that she will concede tonight are “100% incorrect,” or so says Harold Ickes. And as Ickes goes, so goes the nation.
KevoTron:
I tried to read the stuff at the link you provided. Some of it almost seemed like English, in an ESL kinda way, and obs this self-satisfied putz is radically HTML-challenged, but could you translate his guff into a language we can all understand?
…WoW, how in the HELL did he pry that away from Ted Kennedy! Too soon?!
She’s not conceding. According to the AP, from Ickes, that reports of her conceding are “100% incorrect.” There you have it. As goes Ickes, so goes the nation.
KevoTron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, I like assfucking. I also spend all day at wonkette in one tab (at least). I guess I too get a kick from screwing my employer.
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Nevermind their refusal to accept open nominations and a free vote for any candidate as patriot or traitor. Not the same thing at all!
SayItWithWookies: And then Richard the Lionheart had to abandon Jerusalem to Saladin (ie, Obama) because he was overextended, so the terrorists won.
ManchuCandidate: Drinking ‘ol #7 is my only respite. I blame HaniBillary.
jagorev: All she is conceding is that Obama has enough delegates to win the nomination.
That, and she MIGHT end up conceding that the sky is blue
I double posted. The new Wonkette is confusing. :/
McAuliffe reminds me of that poor bastard in Baghdad who claimed that American forces would never enter the city–as U.S. tanks were rolling behind him, in plain view of the camera.
I suggest you chug that bottle of Bacardi, Terry. Once the alcohol poisoning wears off, you should regain consciousness sometime in…oh, say December. It’s all good!
Domestic Goddess: According to CNN, she’ll only concede that Obama has enough delegates to win the nomination. HOWEVER, she absolutely will not admit that Obama defeated her. Hands up who’s not surprised by this.
Drudge now has another headline about superdels “surging” to Obama all day long. He just will not let up until the Clinton campaign is dead.
Matt Drudge is basically our Van Helsing (the analogy works perfectly: Hillary is Dracula, Jonathan Harker is Obama, and Mina is the American people).
queeraselvis v 2.0: i think she’s gonna pull the “but i won the popular vote!” route. she’s been taking pointers from the kid in the you tube video.
madirishman: BAGHDAD BOB / comical ALI.
good times.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Baby steps.
Domestic Goddess: And then we all get to hop in a time machine and go back to President Gore’s inauguration in 2001. I can’t wait for tonight!
It would have been funny if someone else on the show was a recovering alcoholic, or had a spouse right out of rehab. After he said that Tim Russert’s Dad was dead the other week, it would have been good.
The dude has redeeming moments. XD
Canuckledragger: It would best be summarized as- ‘merica! Fuck ya! War on tair- don’t succumb to the evildoers. B. Hussein Obama. Ronald praise Jesus Reagan.
ManchuCandidate: I think this one’s my favorite!
He goes to Puerto (not “Porto,” Terry) Rico and all he buys is Bacardi Gold, which you can buy in just about every corner market in the US? What a douche.
Is THIS how the Hillz campaign is appealing to Latinos? With liquor and loud clothing? I haven’t seen her make any pandering ads in Spanish (unlike a certain, arugula-eating, elitist, muslim terrorist), so that must be it. Who knew it could be so simple!
!Si Se Puede!
Seriously though, Mikah had better stay away from that panty-peeler he’s offering…although the morning after scandal pictures would be HILARIOUS
Great galloping Jesus, I thought that was Photoshopped. I clearly underestimated Terry McAuliffe.
Domestic Goddess: Yes, and O.J. Simpson was 100% innocent.
why is he wearing bob allen’s shirt?
He’s totally channeling Bagdad Bob, but with booze involved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI
everybody flirts with that morning joe ho, mika. though i have to say watching joe biden’s recent appearances she was quite responsive and looked like she was ready to jump into his pants. terry mcauliffe, uhm, not so much.
metropolitan: HENCE the panty-peeler
I’d love to vote for a “drunken slob” ticket. They should have done this long ago.
Why are the Clinton cohorts running on a platform of booze lately? That’s Kennedy territory…
In other news, God bless Teddy K! He’s a machine!
Aahh, sweet, sweet Alcohol… She bestows upon us the beautiful multi-colored delusions which masquerade the painfully uncomfortable silences from sober people when they hear of our plans for World Domination™… How I love thee, Alcohol!
Not sure, but aren’t the Bacardi family right wing anti Castro repubs?