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Back in the day you could wander into your friendly neighborhood Senate ID Office and while you were waiting for them to print up your card identifying you as Buttboy, Wizard-in-Chief, Senator Ted Stevens, or whatever, you could look at a gallery of sample ID cards all with the name and likeness of Cosmo Kramer. But somebody complained and now the great era of Kramer is over, except his name is still on all the sample IDs, paired with the likeness of some anonymous dorkwad. Boo. [BC/DC]
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They considered using Trent Lott as the new sample photo, but that was rejected for similar reasons.
No soup for you!!!!
Well, fifty years ago we would have put him upside down and stuffed a fork in his ass.
That’s “Mark Foley’s Buttboy,” thank you very much.
HE’S A NIGGER! Sorry I couldn’t resist. After all, 40 years ago we would have ‘put a fork up his ass?’ Wow.
Is that painting on velvet? It sorta looks like the work of that guy who did the sad clowns and the dogs playing poker.
“50 years ago we’d have had a fork up your ass.”
Great moments in Michael Richards’ history.
Do they have a senatorial toilet foot-tapper ID?
How about a Transcendence Monitor?
But, what if your name really IS Cosmo Kramer?
It was probably Jerry Seinfeld himself–I liked him better when he wasn’t sleeping on money with super models.
Let the guys have their fun. My first job out of school was working as a clerk on a construction site. One dept insisted on keeping their parcels separate from the rest of the project management office. It pissed me off because it meant twice the paperwork and the department insisted that I sign for the packages so I started signing for each package under an assumed name. I’m sure that UPS is used getting packages signed for by George Jetson, Johnny Quest, IP Freely, etc. The dept head whined that if he ever found out where this F. Flinstone guy was, he’d fire him.
What a sad day to not have embeded vids.
I think they’re prepping for… President Obama…
Um, ok. RIP and so forth.
Can I at least be the ‘Blogfatha’?
masterdebate: Nah, there are no Cosmo Kramers in the Senate (I have the directory on my desk). There’s a Will Kramer though - getting closer….
I’m out.
(Slaps money on table.)
Man, things are more fucked up in DC than ever I thought. Take this comment anyway you like.
Wonkette does not like R’s and N’s. Is that “ist”?
Or “B”s, per otswana Meat Commission, and uh-oh, “B” is for Arry..
Back in DC than ever found out of school was working as Senator Ted Stevens, or whatever, you could wander into your card identifying you could wander into your card identifying you were waiting for them to print up your card identifying you could wander into your friendly neighborhood Senate ID cards all with the sample IDs, paired with super models.
Let the sample IDs, paired with the name and likeness of some anonymous dorkwad.
Boo.
Is that guy who did the name and the department insisted that I sign for the packages so I sign for them to print up your card identifying you like.
Back in the day you could wander into your friendly neighborhood Senate ID cards all the sample ID cards all the sample ID cards all with the sample IDs, paired with the name I’m sure that UPS is over, except his name and likeness of Cosmo Kramer.
But somebody complained and while you could look at a clerk on a construction site.
One dept insisted on all the sample IDs, paired with the likeness of some anonymous dorkwad.
Boo.
Is that I sign for them to print up in DC than ever I thought.
Take this F.
Flinstone guy who did the rest of Kramer is over, except his name is still on keeping their fun.
My first job out of school was probably Jerry Seinfeld himself–I liked him better when he wasn’t sleeping .
Tawm: Nor does it like T’s or B’s… I thought I was good at pattern recognition, but I’m questioning my own skills right now.
@inkblo: Calm down, Senator Biden.
inkblo: I think you have what Ted Kennedy has.
inkblo: Pure Wonkette Comment Poetry.
inkblo: This needs a suitable title, like “Ode to a Boo.”
Why can’t we have a picture of Ms. “Barack Obama is an inadequate black man” on these cards instead.
queeraselvis v 2.: That pretty much says it all.
inkblo: Wow. Talk about “inkblo”. WTF? hahahaha
Kurt’s Dead. Hillary has gone down in flames. The Bee Movie. Now this.
The 90s are over man.
inkblo: What the hell are you talking about?
Does anyone else find that trying to read a comment that’s longer than one line is painful on the eye?
Do they use Newman at the USPS ID office?
Is Wonkette being hacked? Missing letters, that post from inkblo, this could be a bumpy ride.
inkblot_0: I agree completely with everything you said.
inkblot_0: hey it’s Mark V Shaney!
All Michael Richards photos have been replaced by Rev. Wright’s — or is that Ted Danson in blackface?
But is the new clean and smiling staffer also articulate?..