We're Half Awake In A Fake Empire
Having won the primary in Puerto Rico, Hillary Clinton has to decide whether she wants to be a Supreme Court justice, a governor of New York, a senator from New York, or a bitter Fighter $20 million in debt. [ New York Times ]
Barack Obama quit the Chicago church he attended for 20 years so that Fox News can quit sending its spies over there every Sunday. [ Wall Street Journal ]
The Danish embassy in Pakistan was bombed, killing six people or maybe eight, in an incident probably related to Danish newspapers republishing a couple of poorly drawn cartoons about Mohammed. [ Washington Post ]
Say a prayer and hoist a drink for Ted Kennedy, who goes under the knife today to address his brain problem. [ The Hill ]
Now even Hillary Clinton's staunchest allies are admitting they might throw her over after Tuesday. [ Los Angeles Times ]
One possible reason for the sudden erosion of Hillary support: Sex and the Cityopened, so Clinton advocates were drunk in matinees all weekend. [ Los Angeles Times ]