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- “The Democrats are throwing the election away. And for what? An inadequate black male?”
- American Hero Lanny Davis runs around the Marriott shouting and cursing at people to listen to his crap, only to be mocked. You must read this 80 times. [Huffington Post]
- Larry Sinclair shows up, carrying a box of “Obama’s DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS: Murder, Drugs, Gay Sex” fliers. [TNR, YouTube]
More nutjob protesters, after the jump.
A homosexual male:
John McCain’s 2nd-ish wife:
John McCain’s will-be 4th wife:
We’re not making any opinions about the implications of this before we hear what Bill Kristol has to say on Monday.
Surely the terrorists have won.
Lordy Lordy Mamma! Why these white people so crazy!
Check out that east coast crone on the first clip. God, a moron personified, they all have got a heaping helping of stupid. You know what’s sad? I bet Hillary is laughing at them.
Hate to interrupt, but I’m looking for that photo of Bush and McCain together on that airplane. Recent photo op, posted here at Wonkette in the last week. Bush looks like a drunk asshole with his arm propped up over McCain and McCain looks like the undead. Exit sign above their heads. Can anyone lend a hand? Much thanks!
“Obama’s DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS: Murder, Drugs, Gay Sex”
I want that pamphlet so. Freaking. Bad!
I’m beginning to think that the only solution that would have restored these nutjobs’ “faith in democracy” would have been for the DNC to award Hillary all of Barack’s current and future delegates, and then send him to Gitmo to be waterboarded forever.
@AxmxZ:
Voila, the pamphlet:
http://larrysinclair0926.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/85_x_11_flyer-limoblackcp.pdf
I was having a decent Saturday, and then I watched those four videos. Now I am filled with so much hate for women and gays, I think I might have turned into a Republican.
“And for what? An inadequate black male?”
Does she know something we don’t?
I was expecting that woman to say: “Oh Dear, my granddaughter married a very nice accountant who lives on the upper east side.”
@Darehead: My God, if Billy Shakespeare was alive he would craft his greatest work from this hiney humping, crack smoking, redrum doing affair.
@Darehead: Oh. My. God. I want a hard copy.
I think they need to go a step further. Someone needs to write a nice long slash novel featuring Barry and Anderson Cooper. No murder, though. Unless they have to, like, battle evil Hillzillas and RushLimbots.
The burka is starting to look awfully tempting right now.
Holy fuck!! It’s hard to believe that there are people out there who actually believe this bullshit. Hillary Clinton doesn’t give a rat’s ass about these people, but “oh!” everything was so rosey back in the 90’s when Bill was having his cock sucked and these dumb-asses long for those nostalgic times once again. Hillary agreed to having Michigan and Florida’s primaries moved up because she was winning at the time. But now that things aren’t going her way, she’s feigning sympathy for these “hard-working whites” (aka Dumb-fucks who don’t know a black man from a Muslim) and parading around as some civil rights leader. If these ass-holes want to duke it out at the convention, than I’ll drive to Colorado just to sock one of ‘em in the face personally.
Just brace yourself for four years of McCain and his crypt-keeping hag of a wife, and then another 4 of either Mittens or Hellary. I say we all kidnap Barry and his beautiful family, move to Iowa (where the white people aren’t racist and have some marbles), bring the Trinity congregation along with us and listen to Jerry and Pfleger get riled up on Sundays, and live happily ever after. Or, since Iraq is in such a mess, we could all set up shop there and live in harmony with the Sunni, Shi’a, and Kurds (all the tribes will stop fighting and break bread, or falafels, with one another after Barack has brokered the peace). He’ll get along well with the Iraqis because they’ll think he’s a Muslim and we can all go to church with him on Sundays because we know he really loves Jesus. The country’s name will be changed to “Barack” and we will all live in harmony until the Tribulation. Jesus will then come back and we’ll all be raptured out of our shoes (or socks) and our spirit bodies will rejoice in Him in the new Heaven and new Earth. The End.
But, if that doesn’t happen, than Barack should start his own party (only rational anti-feminazi people allowed).
“rational anti-feminazi people allowed”
Is a pro-burka stance necessary?
…for inclusion in the “rational anti-feminazi” party, that is?
@Axmx2: FuQ that…this calls for a porno film: Undadabus Productions presents, THE AUDACITY OF GROPE, starring Rush Limpballs, Bury Yomama, and Billary Cunton.
UGH. Way to go, New Yorkers. We now have our very own Embarrasing Racist Hillary Supporter Video™ to match West Virginia’s.
I have never before felt the urge to punch so many complete strangers in the face so hard.
I’m proud not to be an older American woman.
Well, I think it’s obvious that with maybe the exception of old Racist Granny McCrackpot in the first clip, these are not Democrats. This is an example of Rush’s little flaccid covert op circle jerk in action. No self-respecting woman will allow Roe v Wade to be overturned regardless of how she feels about what Barry’s supporters type on the internets, and I doubt that McCain’s going to win over any of the sympathy gay votes that Hillary managed to garner by being frumpy.
@Tits_LaRue: You hope.
Sorry everyone, but HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
This is perfect. I think there should be a nuclear war over this. That sure shut the Japanese folk up.
I’ve been so anti-war. How ignorant of me.
Any real feminist Democrat should be honored that their party is deciding between a black man and a woman and should do everything in their power to defeat the candidate that called his wife a cunt.
What these people really need to do is go home, take a Vicodin, and settle the fuck down.
@loquicious:
How right you are.
@ loquaciousmusic
Once it comes down to a choice between McCain and any Democratic nominee, there’s no question, nobody’s voting for John ‘Fumbles’ McCain… Shit, he hasn’t even started pandering to the “base” yet, holy fuck, that’s going to be a thing of beauty! I’m not worried in the slightest… The worst democratic candidate on the planet can beat him… Even at this early point, that freaking cartoon anteater who sounds like Jackie Mason could beat him.
@Tits_LaRue: I hope you’re right, Tits. And, in a sense, I know you’re right.
But logic doesn’t seem to play much in to this. I mean, here’s the situation: Florida and Michigan knew that, because they were holding their primaries early, their votes wouldn’t be counted. So people still went out and voted which is, of course, their right. But when they voted, they knew that their votes wouldn’t count.
This should draw no parallel at all to, for example, Florida in 2000. These are people who thought their votes would count and whose votes, for whatever reason, did not. In the current Florida and Michigan controversy, these voters knew that they were, in essence, voting for nothing.
A few weeks ago, the sixth-grade class that I teach held student council elections. After I had announced the winners, a parent of one of my students telephoned me. Her daughter had not submitted her name to me and was, therefore, not on the ballot. This parent asked if there was anything I could do. I told her that there wasn’t: her daughter had missed the deadline, she was not on the ballot, and I wasn’t going to hold a revote because the opportunity had passed. She and I talked for awhile and she understood. She said that she hoped her daughter would submit her name for next year’s elections.
Jesus fucking Christ, if my sixth graders can understand this, what is wrong with some of these “Democrats”?
Ok, The skank who ate Rita Cosby was about all I could take. I’m booking my flight to Mecca. See y’all.
If we end up with WALNUTS as president, these tools should be the first to be drafted for the glorious war to liberate Iran.
And hey- go ahead and overturn Roe v. Wade. I’ve got connections from all my years working at Planned Parenthood. I’ll set you up, if you have proof you donated money to Obama ‘08!
Too bad about the universal health care and the economy, though.
I would be willing to bet good old Harriet smokes Virginia Slims because “She’s come a long way baby.” She would never even think about letting a Kool’s touch such a profound mouth. Only here would I admit that I watched a couple of hours of the Rules and By-laws Committee hearing because it was so horrifying yet informative about this disaster of a primary. There was a wretched voice that bellowed, during the motions that stated how the delegates would be appropriated, above all others that sounded as if it sprang from a foul pit; Harriet is that foul pit.
@loquaciousmusic - But their votes should count because they were special enough to vote even when their votes weren’t supposed to count. They are super Democrats because they voted when they didn’t have to.
That, and this is the only chance they have for a woman President in their lifetime because Hillary fucked it up too much for any other woman to succesfully run for decades.
Well, at least everyone is remaining calm and rational. You know, keeping everything in perspective. I forsee a fine outcome for the Democrats, if this continues. I mean…what could go wrong?
@Black Cat: Right you are. They’re special! So special! They want to have some of your attention!
GIVE IT TO THEM!
Actually, as I listen again, I’m struck by how much it is Hillary’s theme:
I’m gonna make you see
There’s nobody else here, no one like me
I’m special, etc.
Shit. And I loved that song, too. Time to go watch “Hillary In Da Houze” again.
@Tits_LaRue:
Tits, I have to disagree. The big shouldered blond in the middle video is genuinely wound up. I know that I couldn’t work up that degree of spitting, hissing vitriol if I were a plant at a WALNUTS!
Rally. Godamnit. I am still not used to the new site.
@loquaciousmusic
Clinton’s supporters are disappointed right now, they’re ANGRY, they’re lashing out and the easiest target is Obama (even though he’s been, I think, very sensitive in the way he treats her, i.e.: only defending, not attacking, not commenting on the many snotty things she’s said, etc. His very-vocal supporters are the ones they’re really pissed at.) They’ll get over it, they just need a little time. She will support Barry and by the time people are casting votes they will hate McCain with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
Once the focus shifts from this pissing contest between the dem candidates to the big D vs. R debates, they’ll start rooting for the home team again, there’s no comparison in policies or personalities of the candidates, they’ll vote for a democrat or a few might stay home, but nobody is going to hand the keys to the White House over to McCain, he’s a fucking joke and the country has been punished enough under the heels of George “Functionally Retarded” Bush and Dick “See You In Paraguay” Cheney. A 3rd term of that shit? “No thanks,” they’ll say, “that’s enough.” I’ll bet good money on it.
@Tits_LaRue: I see your good money and raise you my whore diamond (see picture above).
@loquaciousmusic: Well, a whore Diamond is a girls’ best friend!
Seriously, though… anyone, anywhere: on the internet, on video, wherever, who claims to be a democrat but is casting a vote for McCain is a straight-up troll. It’s bullshit.
To avoid getting too serious on this thread, can we just watch this again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_wRb8J_bjM
Fuck Larry Sinclair.
@LoquaciousMusic: Your anecdote reminds me of when I was in 5th grade, which happened to be during the 2000 election. My best friend and I were the only Gore supporters in my class, and I think the school. One day during recess, my friend and I were attacked on the playground by our fellow Bush peers (one of which was named “Chad Bush”, I kid you not) for wearing hand-crafted Gore buttons that we had stuck to our shirts with some Scotch tape. These kids ripped off our paper buttons and tore at our clothes all while the handful of “adults” watched nearby. Another friend of ours, who liked Gore because her parents did, ended up getting her ass kicked and went over to the dark side. Needless to say, my mother made a phone call to my teacher after I told her what had happened.
Back to 2008. I agree with you completely. The Florida and Michigan fiasco of this election and the travesty that was the Florida recount are apples and oranges. As you said, FL and MI voters KNEW that their votes weren’t going to count. This is what happens when party leaders get jealous and decide to break the rules and move their state’s primary up. You can’t break the rules and expect not to be penalized, Michigan and Florida.
Those Hillary supporters today at the RBC who were chanting “DEN-VER! DEN-VER!” just reinforced the point that Clinton followers are incapable of intelligent thought, such as the concept of “When you break the rules, there are consequences”. Perhaps if they had sung “Every vote is sacred, Every vote is great. If a vote is wasted, God gets quite irate!” the Clinton campaign might have been rewarded a larger percentage of pledged delegates. (Donna Brazile is a HUGE Monty Python fan)
Let’s move the Convention up to next weekend. That’ll show them.
Can we have playlists next to our avatars?
@loquaciousmusic:
More important than your sixth graders understanding is the fact that your sixth graders’ PARENTS understood. And we all know parents are nearly as dumb as voters. Dumber, actually, because at least our worst mistakes have term limits, but parents have to deal with their mistakes for a lifetime.
While i’d love to get swept up in the emotion and just loathe these fools, things will probably work out. I mean, my parents got over 8 years of despising John McCain, and even saying in the midst of the (republican) primary season that they would never vote for him. A curious amnesia seems to have set in, to be honest, because I can’t even get to them to remember ever having an opinion differing from what I like to call “John McCain and George Bush are heterosexual life-partners to the (non-Mormon) Jesus Christ.” Yeah, things will be just fine….
AudicityofHope says: (in part) “back in the 90’s when Bill was having his cock sucked and these dumb-asses long for those nostalgic times once again.”
Hey, it’s been about a week since my cock was last sucked and I’m nostalgic already.
God, can you guys not be so fucking douchey when you’re talking about these horrible people? I’m all for beating on racists, but can you do that without discussing the size of Clinton’s ass or anything (see comments on last post)?
Also, I’m a huge Obama supporter, but this site got decidedly less funny when it was infiltrated by, like, true believers. Can we please go back to mocking his stupid, stupid hope? And can we please have more posts about all of the gay sex he’s been having? Because it’s an outrage that I’m only hearing about this now, really.
How many whore diamonds did Obama rate Larry?
@eatsshootsleaves: Heeeey, way to pull the Isaac Hayes there–it’s all funny until you’re offended, right? Well, since we’re allowed to declare stuff off-limits, here’s my personal fatwa: no mocking of St. Hopey’s hope. Or teh gays. Those topics offend me deeply. Thanks in advance for your compliance, everyone. Also, no making fun of McAncient’s age. Someday I hope to be old myself, and I may be offended by posts poking fun at aged, decrepit people at that time.
Ok - this woman needs a hug. And a fucking tranquilizer gun to her “older American” ass.
I turned my tv on for about 20 minutes of this trainwreck today and just missed Harold Ickes’ meltdown which, fingers crossed, is available on YouTube by now…
Holy Shit! I didn’t realize there were so many nutjob videos on this story! I should specify that the hug & xanax chaser were recommended for the first, uh, nutjob.
eatsshootsleaves wrote: “Also, I’m a huge Obama supporter, but this site got decidedly less funny when it was infiltrated by, like, true believers. Can we please go back to mocking his stupid, stupid hope? And can we please have more posts about all of the gay sex he’s been having? Because it’s an outrage that I’m only hearing about this now, really.”
Nice try. You had me believin’ in the firstr paragraph but you lost your deft touch here. Tell Rush Limpballs that liqour is quicker.
In the fourth video, the two women from Florida are standing in front of a partially obscured “UNT” and “ONOR”. When they declared for McCain, I realized the sign actually says “CUNT DONOR”; indicating their willingness to stand-in for the much-abused Cindy McCain in a gesture of feminine solidarity.
In the run-up to these moments of imbecility, the Hillary-professionals imposed rules forbidding any state to jump in front of Iowa and New Hampshire, where she had experience, money, and contacts. Ten months in front of the 2008 election, before anyone noticed, she would use name recognition and money to build an insurmountable lead. Any state that fought such a plan would be disenfranchised by the Hill-fold on the DNC (”D&C” is an abbreviation for an elective out-patient surgical procedure.) Such is the mendacity of hope. The Control Freak was waylaid by Cunt Trolls.
@eatsshootsleaves
Can we still put videos of Hillz drinking and bobbing her head like Chris Kattan to the tune of “What is Love”?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6goVax7hCws
Fuck. Harriet’s vote for McCain–in Manhattan–is totally going to throw this whole thing. Thanks a lot, you mad genius!
Has anyone seen this story? I have visions of Obama discovering Hillary hiding in his closet on Pennsylvania Ave about a year from now…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080530/od_nm/closet_odd_dc;_ylt=AtcxUkSvy77ZTwiZGdDkAsYDW7oF
@eatsshootsleaves:
I’m REALLY HOPING for cracked-out sex parties at the white house come january, more or less because everywhere else has gotten tired and SE is just too far away. I think crazy nut-job #1’s comment about him being “inadequate” references what is known as “crystal dick”. But some viagra really should be able to just clear that right up so I don’t see the problem, unless Bob Dole is still hoarding it all.
@”Buffy and Hildegard”:
I actually had a different thought… now that we’ve all seen and commented on Hillary’s… err… formidable hip area, I can’t help seeing Hillary leaping from the closet like a rabid animal when Barry open’s it and doing a Xenia Onatopp. Both, of course, would be high on his pure-grade crack, a state gift from the Republic of Colombia, soon to be our #1 trading partner.
I’m a little late getting to this, but Roe v Wade isn’t going to convince these folks. As we decided in an earlier thread, a lot of these women are white middle aged lesbians that drive Subarus. Last I checked, the most common method of sexual reproduction in the lesbians community involves a turkey baster. Another common household item, the coathanger, has really no connotation to them beyond a means by which to hang up their fleece jackets.
The first video was horrific enough; I won’t be watching the others.
I shouldn’t get so worked up, since clearly these rabid Hillz supporters have suffered brain trauma in the past, but if I don’t get it out I’ll explode. My apologies for preaching to the choir: HILLARY AGREED that FL and MI wouldn’t count. I didn’t see her out crying that “every vote be counted” until she discovered she was losing and needed a new angle: change the rules/get more delegates. Yet, even if all the delegates were fully seated she still wouldn’t have enough to win. So why all this horseshit in the first place? So she can take it to the convention and barter a backroom deal to seize power and TOTALLY fuck the party. And so she unleases this stupid, disgusting party-ruining spectacle. It makes me SICK. Oh and that crap about how only Hillary can beat McCain? HILLARY, YOU COULDN’T BEAT OBAMA. That means you don’t get the chance to go up against McCain.
These Hillary supporters are angry that Obama would have the AUDACITY to challenge Hillary who deserved the nomination. Hillary who earned the nomination. Obama is a faceless entity that they blame everything for: their personal failures, Hillary’s failed campaign, sexism, unfair media. It’s all Obama’a fault. It’s delusional. It’s dangerous. And I’m sick of it. Hillary you have until the end of next week to wrap it up. It’s time for Dean, Pelosi, and Gore to start poppin’ caps.
Further proof Barack rocks. At Mt. Rushmore:
i>”Asked by a reporter if he ever envisioned himself carved into the mountain, he said, “I don’t think my ears would fit. There’s only so much rock up there.”
http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/articles/2008/05/31/news/top/doc48415d2793c9b535889428.txt
@Darehead
He did express curiosity about the filming of a chase scene in “North by Northwest,” Alfred Hitchcock’s 1959 classic starring Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint that included a death-defying scramble over Rushmore’s presidential faces.
“How did they get up there in the first place?” he asked ranger Wesley Jensen.
“They didn’t. It was a movie set,” Jensen told him.
“Pretty spiffy, isn’t it,” said the Illinois senator.
Any man who uses the word “spiffy” is A-Okay in my book. I find Barry more and more endearing each day. Thank you Darehead, sweetie, for posting that.
@Darehead: Heh, at the end of that article, Barry uses the word “spiffy” to describe Mt. Rushmore. I haven’t seen anyone use Spiffy in quite some time. I think that only makes me like him more. Sure, Barry wasn’t being hounded by reporters asking about Michelle, but he was cordial and still had an appropriate reaction to the monument: awe and inspiration.
Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead
Warren Zevon, Marinal, et.al.
——————————————————————————–
I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone
I said, Buddy, I’m afraid to be alone
I got some weird ideas in my head
About things to do in Denver when you’re dead
I was working on a steak the other day
I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe
Dressed in black, tossing back a shot of rye
Finding things to do in Denver when you die
You won’t need a cab to find a priest
Maybe you should find a place to stay
Some place where they never change the sheets
And you just roll around Denver all day
LeRoy says there’s something you should know
Not everybody has a place to go
And home is just a place to hang your head
And dream up things to do in Denver when you’re dead
You won’t need a cap to find a priest
Maybe you should find a place to stay
Some place where they never change the sheets
And you jut roll around Denver all day
You just roll around Denver all day
At this point, Ralph Nader and his supporter(s?) look like reasonable people.
Is that fat blonde chick Rush Limbaugh in drag? I think so. These are all Operation-Chaos, dittohead retards. Notice how none of them was from either Michigan or Florida!
@Buffy and Hildegard: That’s creepy and funny at the same time. I’ll bet Japan Man was shocked…
These people are all quackers!
Thank you Hillary Clinton supporters for letting us know just how racist and dumb you really are..
Why are these people making Republicans look like smart people? This is friggin depressing!
@Buffy and Hildegard: Funny prediction , but would be a lot less scandalous than other things Barry is suspected of keeping in his closet. Besides Hillary wouldn’t fit, and she’d need a whole friggin’ Carrie Bradshaw-sized waddle-in closet for her 10,000 pantsuits.
Hiltard rEVOLution!!!!!!!!1!
Nader’s lost children.
As horrible as these people are, at least they have their priorities straight: Obama: murder (bad!) drugs, (bad, m’kay) and gay sex (the absolutely beyond the pale activity of horror that dooms Barry and insures that the 1000% heterosexual Hilary is the more viable candidate.
@AudicityofHope
Bwahahaha, ’spiffy’ is one of my favorite words. Sometimes prefaced by ‘frickin’, though. Hee!
Everyone’s sick of “awesome,” so let’s revive spiffy-ism!!!
Bill Clinton still got sucked off by the fat chick.
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/COVER/080531/g-080531-cvr-dnc-6p.thumb-m.jpg
@ UnreliableNarrator: Got some image-Viagra? That’s smaller than McCain’s wee-wee.
Jeebus! Harriet misplaced her Werther’s Originals! So creamy, so “exceptionale,” and so perfect for very, very old people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nup9ln1lM4M
@eatsshootsleaves: Hillary’s ass; Obama’s ears; it’s all fair game in politics.
This woman thinks she’s a second-class citizen? She lives in Manhattan, for chrissake. The Youngs are all kept out in the outer boroughs, while the Olds squat on the island in rent-controlled apartments. And don’t even get me started on social security.
Old people. Harumph.
Well, this whole ordeal just goes to highlight the cool, level headed rationality of the electorate.
Are these people unable to recognize how badly they’re embarrassing themselves? They look like total morans!
@AudicityofHope: For you, I think:
Barack Obama released his medical records … A one-page letter from Obama’s doctor stating that the senator — and it is to whom it may concern — [is quote] in excellent health and, continuing quote, on physical compassion his blood pressure was 90 over 60, pulse 60 beats per minute, his build was lean and muscular with no excess body fat. His chest was smooth and hard like the hood of a Mustang. As I watched the dewy beads of moisture glisten on his corrugated stomach, I was thankful this was my last appointment of the day. With trembling hands, I sent his photo to AudicityofHope to use for an avatar on Wonkette…..” –Jon Stewart
@Metcalf:
That particular Manhattanite is actually a hobo shrew living on discarded dirty-water dogs and pizza rinds in the bowels of the Port Authority and has long ago thrown her uterus under a bus.
Except that gushing over Obama really isn’t funny at all. And I’d be willing to forgive the sexism if it was actually funny, too. Whatever, though. I won’t bring it up again.
*”Barack Obama released his medical records ….
Stewart’s quote (mostly)
…I have a new slogan for Hillary! “Hillary the Ralph Nader of 2008″. Everytime one of psychotic deranged and obbsessed supporter starts ranting; someone should ask them the following questions:
-How many DEAD U.S. soldiers is Hillary’s nomination worth? Because if McCain wins Iraq will become the 51st state.
-How many back alley ABORTIONS is Hillary’s nomination worth? Because if McCain wins good-bye Roe v. Wade!
-How many bread and soup lines is Hillary’s nomination worth? Because if you think the economy is bad now, you have absolutely NO concept of how royally fukked it will be under President McCain.
-How many sick and dying citizens is Hillary’s nomination worth? Because if McCain wins then dont expect ANY change when it comes to health care and affordable insurance.
-How many lost jobs is Hillary’s nomination worth. Because if John McCain becomes president Mexicans wont be coming to the U.S. looking for jobs, we will be sneaking into Mexico looking for jobs!
HELLO 3rd WORLD NATION STATUS, this all brought to you by delusional Hillary supporters!
I was in the meeting room and that stupid bitch was behind me and three seats to the right the entire fucking time saying the stupidest shit. I could have killed her (and did give her some looks that would have made my mother proud). I’m glad she got filmed. That shit will be all over YouTube and I hope everyone that knows her cusses her out for it. I bet there will be quite a few New Yorkers keeping an eye out for her on the streets now. Sorta like “D” battery day at Yankee Stadium after the John Rocker bullshit.
Can we have a reply button and playlists next to our avatars and Tee shirts?
Loquacious, you totally forgot to mention McCain’s squirrel pouches which I am noticing are no longer being so carefully removed from media photos.
If you play all four clips at once, you hear Hillary saying “I am Cthulhu, the lord of chaos. Ultimate dominion shall be mine”
Say there fellow commenters, what do you have to do to edit the password so it’s not 27 characters long? Hmmmm?
@eatsshootsleaves: I completely agree with you that this site never used to be for nasty, unfunny political discourse. There are always the HuffPo, Politico, Jake Tapper, etc. message boards for that kind of crap from either side. I just think people are so f’ing flabbergasted by this race that sometimes they just have to vent in a really nasty, low-brow way — I am completely guilty of this. I do not agree with you about there being a lot of sexism at the heart of it, though. The fact that she is a lying, conniving, smarmy, gloating gas-bag ass clown has nothing to do with her naughty bits. And, just to make it even, I think that what bothers the non-Appalachian Obama haters has less to do with race than his sometimes cool “arrogance” (I personally am not bothered by this, but, you, know, I’m in the tank) and his sometimes really stupid gaffes. (I’ll admit that sometimes I just want to grab him and shake the shit out of him.) In short, I think you make a good point that it’s whether you’re gushing or hating, you should be smart and funny while doing it. (Sorry to violate my own suggestion by not being very funny here, but, I just wanted to mention that I miss it too.)
It’s actually kinda refreshing (given the apathy of the typical American voter) that so many people are so excited about a freakin’ bylaws committee meeting. I haven’t seen this level of enthusiasm over something so trivial since the MRSA episode of Rex Morgan, MD.
Oh, and a question should be asked of all the alleged Hillary supporters who are professing to vote for McCrone should Hillz not get the nom. Back in 2000 did you think that Bill Clinton had committed impeachable offenses, destroyed the honor and dignity of the oval office and set a horrible example for our children? If yes, then kindly burn your voter registration card. You’re too damn stupid to vote in your best interest.
@SanAntoneRose: You mean this one?
if that embeds. If not, it’s here:
http://usera.imagecave.com/SayItWithWookies/Random1/BushMcCainAF1.JPG
@SayItWithWookies: The Rex Morgan MRSA thing is kind of a good metaphor, actually. I know I have a strong urge to stand up and shout “HOW ARE WE GOING TO KILL IT” like a public meeting crazy. I really don’t even care anymore what ‘it’ is. Something, anything, just needs to die already.
these people are crazy…
I’m genuinely afraid of these people. the fact that they’re so willfully ignorant of the facts, that they’ve allowed themselves to be riled into a frenzy by a woman who clearly could give a shit about them…it’s truly horrifying. they should start their own fake city like the paultards. i’d be willing to dedicate a portion of my taxes to never hearing or seeing them again.
can someone commit these fucking lunatics already?
Agreed with RonaldReagansHair the snark is missing, but that’s because teh snark reveals actually caring about something which I believe is a quality all good snarkers possess. Ms. Harriet C. reveals snark gone bad, way bad, rotten, changed to plutonium. It’s a sad legacy of the Demtard past of the coalition splitting to reveal not value, but power: If you don’t agree with me then it’s not about belief but power. That’s what Nader revealed about himself in 2000. On the other side: the Hills-haters reveal an interest in her “dying”? None too pretty there either. I blame it all on 8 years of utter Alice in Wonderland madness. The antidote: a very long hot shower and/or exquisitely fine bourbon. (had to find a way to bring teh funny).
Given these displays of mindless fervor, methinks someone should start a religion for the Hilltards. They already have the martyrs: Ferraro, Chelsea, and Hilz herself. The apostles would be Carville, Wolfson, McAuliffe, Penn, and Richardson as Judas (natch!).
Services would include a communion with Crown Royal and scrapple.
Featured hymns: “I Am Woman”, “Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves”, “The House That Bill Built”.
All followers would be issued fanny packs, metamucil, and sensible shoes.
@Darehead: You got the story exactly right, honey. Jon brought me back to his dressing room after filming that show. He said, “Here, baby. This is top secret and for your eyes only.” He then zipped up his pants and gave me a manila folder containing Barry’s health records. But it was actually Stephen who hooked me up with the photo, after a little persuasion (*wink*wink*).
The religion for Obamabots:
Martyrs: Samantha Power, Obama’s racist granny, Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
Apostles: Axelrod, Plouffe, Kerry, Teddy, and Rev. Wright as Judas.
Communion: Old English and arugula.
Hymns: “Say it Loud”, “Changes”, “Michelle, Ma Belle”
All followers would be issued with graduate degrees, lattes, and nicorette.
Ruh roh. Big Apple Lady Lambastes Dems, Elects Republican Dipshit And Spews Hate.
Or, BALLDERDASH, for short.
Ugh…I’m hanging/shaking my head in shame as a (waning) Hillary supporter. As someone said in a post a while back, the frothing gay/old lady protesters really need to turn their up their toys from buzz to puree.
I’m also from MI, and personally, I don’t want our votes to count AND I want our state party bosses to lose their jobs over screwing us over. I would be perfectly happy just following the rules. AM I NUTS?
Can we liveblog Puerto Rico? I really want to talk about John Roberts taking over John King’s duty of Map-Master (King’s apparently on his honeymoon…with a MAN!). John Roberts is a much better looking choice (he looks like Clint Eastwood, back when he was hot and had his bearings).
@GenghisConvict: See, I think she oddly DOES give a shit about them, but she’s such a creature of the system that she cares more for her own survival first. It’s sad when someone with actually good credentials gets desperate and destroys his/herself.
I don’t for one second believe Larry Sinclair’s charges about Barry doing crack cocaine and having gay sex (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Hillsnot supporter (aka MaCain wife #2): It’s about justice and I want to get some.
Really? Methinks this is about retribution, which is always very complex and never really about justice. (Cue bucket of cold water to face.)
With C. administration it will be nothing but retribution. They have many scores to settle.
@loudmouthredhead: And to save us she must become prez…and therein lies the justification for all the nasty shit. All the abuse is ok, because it’s the only way she can save us from ourselves. Come to think of it…the mindset kinda reminds me of my mom. =(
@gurukalehuru: Didn’t Obama acknowledge having used cocaine and some other drugs when he was a teenager? As I recall, he even made fun of Bill Clinton’s “I smoked but didn’t inhale” thing at some point.
@Cicada We need to add Allen Toussaint’s “Yes We Can Can” to the list of hymns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIgZRtziPr8
@Magsbe: Barry was like, “Yeah, I snorted it! I snorted the whole mufuggin’ bag.. “Didn’t inhale“–Sheeeeeeet.
@magsbe: Yes, but the Repubnuts will bring it all back up and present it like it’s all new. It’s alive! It’s alive! All merely to motivate their base: Oh the flag! Oh Willie Horton! Oh Pledge of Allegiance! Oh gay marriage! Oh illegal immigrants! Oh drug use by a black man!
I’m waiting for Gore’s great unifying speech at the convention…
@Cicada: We need to add Allen Toussaint’s “Yes We Can Can” to the list of hymns.
@DoctorCulturae: I’m sure they’ll be digging up anecdotes from Obama’s preschool days, playing up the time he stole a crayon from a white girl. Well, assuming Obama was ever a toddler and did not spring, fully formed and glistening, from a unicorn’s teardrop.
@loudmouthredhead: if caring about someone involves invoking enough hatred in order for them to act out of their own self-interest than my dictionary must be outdated.
she might have cared, briefly, during the her conversion from supporting Goldwater, for a few seconds before her brain recognized a self-less thought and quickly disposed of it.
i’m going to have a drink, this hangover is killing me.
Terry McAuliffe and Harold Ickes both unequivocally stated that they believe Hillary will be the nominee today. They so have that evil-Karl-Rove knack for creeping the shit out of me and making me think they know something that I don’t. WHAT DO THEY KNOW? It’d have to be more than gay sex for me. It’d have to be non-consensual gay sex with an animal–a cute, fuzzy animal.
@AudicityofHope: Oops! How did I miss that one? We could also add “Cocaine”, given Larry Sinclair’s riveting “revelations”.
Rachel Maddow’s got the “sultry eye make-up” thing going today. A little Puerto Rican spice? Is she feeling saucy?
@Audicity: There should really be a Puerto Rico liveblog.
@Larry Sinclair: Tony the Tiger?
@Cicada: Don’t forget Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” (his secret WMD that he will use in case Iran pushes the hypothetical red button).
Hillary’s song could be “It’s My Party (and I’ll Cry if I Want to)”.
@RonaldReagansHair: I’ve got a girl crush on Rachel (and Norah, for that matter).
OH NO!! MONSTER TUBBS JONES is on MSNBC!!! And she’s wearing a sleeveless shirt!!
@AudacityofHope: I suppose one good thing about being stuck at work is that I don’t have to see that!
Barry + Crazy Corn Palace = PAR-TAY!
Wow, it looks like the cult-of-personality Hillary supporters have all been SHIT ON BY PROFESSIONALS!!
And while I resent Hillary for playing up wedges in Democratic constituencies, I’m not that worried. The religious, business, and libertarian wings of Republicans still hate each other.
I don’t want to sound “corny”, but I predict Obama’s rally in SD is going to be aMAZEing.
@RonaldReagansHair: My guess of the trump in McAuliffe/Ickes’ pocket (which also reveals the motivating threat regarding an upcoming June surprise) is a reframing of what BHO has already said: drug use but with a lady or man of the eve, an ongoing relationship with said individual, or even worse, evidence of a cover up of some ambiguous “appearance” of impropriety. See footnote under Swiftboating. The media mouths need to be fed don’t they? They need a nausea-inducing narrative! Gotta sell those microwave ovens.
The old adage: it ain’t the deed, it’s the effort to cover something up. Thus all the rhetoric from months ago about “I’ve been vetted & can withstand the right slime machine.”
Man, between these videos today and seeing R.E.M. play a really shitty concert on Thursday, I’m completeley terrified of living past 40.
Hillary is killing it in the feminist stronghold of Puerto Rico, amigos. It’s still early, but CNN has the count at 67 to 33, which is practically up to a West Virginia level of feminism.
@ronaldpagan: I don’t think it’s feminism. I think it’s Mommy-mommy, please bring back the 90’s when we had a flush, forward moving economy, otherwise known as the blinding pain & fear of the working class. Bilary induce and provide themselves as the solution in these kinds of locales very nicely.
Barry made someone faint again. Too many tokes off the Hope pipe.
@Audicity: Oh, you so punny!
I’m fired up! Ready to go!
@eatsshootsleaves: I’m with ya, buddy. I dig him, but Hopey McUnicorns deserves his own fair share of the snark. Plus, Hillary has a great many snarkworthy qualities besides her appearance. How about her delightful penchant for drinking the blood of Christian babies with vodka and celery?
THIS JUST IN: Donna Brazile noted to George Stephanapoulos that the Obama campaign could have won on a 50-50 split for the Michigan delegation at yesterday’s RBC meeting. Instead rather, “the Clinton campaign never took the olive branch.”
This is just another of the many examples of Barry’s class and character being exhibited here. He tried to throw her a bone and not totally screw her at the RBC yesterday, and they’re throwing it in his face.
I don’t know about all of you, but I’ll sleep better and probably have much lower blood pressure when all of this ends on tuesday.
Er, Sorry peoples. Forgot to link.
Huffpost article from AP.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/01/dncs-brazile-says-clinton_n_104553.html
@ publius - “when all of this ends on tuesday” you’re so funny!
@Black Cat: I can only assume publius means a certain Tuesday in November, when Hillary wins the White House by running in the “Ranting Postmenopausal Racists” party.
Jesus, #1 is a crazy, fucking snakes-in-the-head-insane bitch. Too goddamn fruitloops to even share a cab with. However, she helpfully spelled her name out on camera at least once, so her elderly spittle-rage has been captured for future generations of fucking crazy people.
@audacity of hope
Gee, I been playing Lee Dorsey all these long days up in the tree with the cowboy boots on.
Oh, I see I just imagined the cowboy boots. Never mind.
When HowAAAAAARRRRd Dean was on the Daily show
[my only news source] three weeks ago, he said the FL/MI delegates
would be counted, “we just have to work out some details.”
Like how many delegates can sleep in a Prius, since all the hotel
rooms are already booked.
Is it safe to say that these women would have never voted for Obama anyway?
Great day for feminism. When things don’t go your way, whine and blame the black guy.
Also, how is Rev. Wright such an issue? The man is a Pastor that showed his disgust for his country’s policies. Is he a traitor. NO!! Perhaps if he were wearing a suit with a flag pin, it wouldn’t have been so offensive. If you listen to the sermon in the context he was speaking, I think you would find white Americans that agree with him.
Is HIV a government concoction? For him it is possible because in his experience blacks were subjected to all types of horrific clinical trials.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE!! Pastors have no business in these elections.