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Here’s a picture from our Wonkette “Saturday” operative. It is the worst car in the world, and America should be ashamed of it. It’s “rallying” around the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee at some Marriott in northwest Washington D.C., along with various comical Hilltards and tragically counter-protesting Obamatards. Somehow the only result of the meeting will be the War in Iran. But are they making any progress? Perchance!
It’s likely, after presentations from Hillary surrogate Sen. Bill “Your Grandfather” Nelson and Obama surrogate Rep. Robert “Cocaine” Wexler, that a compromise has been reached — perhaps even before the meeting began — to seat Florida’s entire delegation with each delegate receiving a half-vote. That would give Hillary a +19 advantage, and then we could all go on vacation.
If not for Michigan!
Whaddabout Michigan? According to the Huffington Post’s Sam Stein, there’s a compromise on the table that has the most *likely* chance of passing–
(Oh God, C-SPAN is taking calls from Clinton supporters and IT IS ASTONISHING.)
But the most likely Michigan compromise involves the other candidates who dropped off the ballot — Edwards, Biden, Richardson — agreeing to give their would-be votes to Obama, and the 40% that voted for “Uncommitted” on the ballot would count for him. Then the full delegation would be seated (”appeasing” angry Michigan Sen. Carl Levin’s demands), netting Hillary 10 delegates.
To the Rules and Bylaws Committee: PLEASE DO THIS AND THEN LET’S ALL GO OUT FOR MARGARITAS. Lanny Davis can pay, if he ever stops crying.
Here are more pictures of these nutjobs outside the meeting:
This person will actually destroy the world:
The meeting is expected to end late in the evening on May 31, 2234.
Sources: DNC Florida Compromise Reached, Michigan Deal On The Table [HuffPo]
Obama Backs Florida Compromise [ABC News]
[Last Two Photos: AP]
It burns us. Nasty. Make it stop. We’ll be good. We promises.
That’s a great compromise! Now get out of the fucking race Hillary. Okay? Thanks.
I’m sure Hillary’s pissed they didn’t go with her initial idea of taking away half of Obama’s delegates because he’s half-black and sexist.
Oh, and I swear these bitter folk voted for Buchanon. Any resemblance there?
The Hillary Clinton Army…. battling the Lewinski’s of the world! Of course nothing says I mean business like having magnetic alphabet letters on your car. I would love to find that thing parked unattended somewhere…
Jim isn’t that the cab you took to work today?
I totally saw that car on Pimp My Ride
Carl Levin should be thrown under a busload of dicks.
You know what the most vulgar thing is? It’s the fact that these people are so stupid. They no doubt sat on their asses during the 2000 Recount, and now Hillary Clinton is preying on their stupidness for this hellacious display. Don’t these people have a scintilla of intellect to know when they’re being scammed.
And the most hilarious part is that if Hillary and Bill didn’t try to rip Obama 15 new ones, I bet she was going to be his running mate.
@jasonelias - I doubt it on the veep. Because I told the superdelegates that if Obama picks Hillz for veep, I’m voting for McCain…
Wasn’t agreed by both candidates ealier this year that they would not count those states, or is that just an acid flashback?
After watching ‘Recount’, and “Hacking Democracy”, looking at Florida voters whine about being completely left out makes me think “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA”
Florida, ruining Democracy for the rest of us since 2000.
And what’s with that last picture? It should read: ‘Hillary Sup. Voting McCain If Obama NOM NOM NOM ‘
That car is definitely a low rider.
“That shit’ll buff out…”
“Don’t bother, why don’t you do us all a favor and drive this thing off a cliff.”
After watching this clusterfuck today, I think I have a little crush on Robert Cocaine Wexler, especially after he gave Harold Ickes a smackdown.
Two quick notes:
1. In the top picture, it’s been a source of unending amusement for me that the woman holding the “I’m not half a voter” sign looks like she’s about 3′10″
2. In the bottom picture, I’m not too worried about her carrying out her threat. Despite her best intentions, this confused soul will find someway to accidentally vote for Pat Buchanan anyway.
You know, I was thinking about the Country Above Self thing. I’m no Sun Tzu, but with Ron Paul topping the traitor list, seems like we could make the Paultards aware of the Country-tards. Like, “direct the charging bull towards the stalking tiger and destroy both enemies,” or some such mystical shit.
I’ll leave it at this:
Hillary, you have until the end of next week. If you take this to the Convention, so help me.
I protested, rallied, and marched for the 2000 recount for Florida. I defended the Floridians online when people made fun of them for not knowing how to vote. That was a real crisis. Florida and Michigann knew there were consequences, but the state parties went ahead anyway. Why didn’t they protest when their state parties were going to do something that would disenfranchise their votes? Not a peep from them until this whole bogus Hillary brouhaha. Bah!
Florida, ruining Democracy for the rest of us since 2000.
Try 1876. (Though it wasn’t just Florida then.)
Anyway, I did hear there was one additional provision being slipped into the agreement. Since Obama was getting the “Uncommitted” vote from Michigan, this means his supporters
show less committment, so therefore he needs 3,000 delegates to get the nomination, while Hillary only needs 2,000. This is actually more generous than Hillary’s original offer, which was that each Obama delegate would only count as 3/5ths of a delegate.
@ElectricZen
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Looks like she’s about 9 years old - so she IS 1/2 a voter!
Or she’s a pathetic dwarf….
Ah, the senile, the bitters, the morbildy obese. The slab-faced rabble whose fanny packs perch comfortably upon their denim-clad front butts. Such marvels to behold.
@blogfather- No acid flashback, Hillary just wanted a do-over. Yeah, she’s can’t be Veep now,
she’s made herself radioactive.
@blogfather - Hillary had her fingers crossed behind her back. She kept her name on the Michigan ballot for a reason. She new she could use it to game the system if the election was close.
Loving the sign in the last picture:
“Hillary Sup.
Voting McCain
If Obama Nom.”
It’s like a politically charged LOLcat haiku.
Can’t we give Florida to Cuba as a peace offering? Hillary can be La Presidenta.
http://wonkette.com/400092/the-end-of-the-world#comment-1749
I think Hillary could still pull off a veep slot. Actually, I think the more she deliberately riles up her supporters by claiming she’s won the popular vote, the more likely it is.
And honestly, I wouldn’t mind it if it means the horrible Clinton people who’d vote for McCain over Obama will STFU (although, my aunt has told me that she still won’t vote for Obama if that happens, because she “believes that women should be in charge.” Like, where the fuck was this feminist anger when Carol Moseley Braun was running? ).
If Hilz gets the veep slot, watch out for TONS of RNC ads featuring Clinton’s greatest hits. Especially the “McCain has passed the threshold for CIC, but Obama has not” knee-slapper.
How can you stay on message when the Repubs are using your own veep’s words as weapons against you?
So I take it those are pre-storm photos? No fun, no fun. I totally wanted some action shots of them huddling under their made in china hill-brellas.
@eatsshootsleaves- seriously! really all that’s left are a bunch of old bags still pulling for ferarro. I don’t think she’ll get veep though, too much bad blood.
“Can’t we give Florida to Cuba as a peace offering? Hillary can be La Presidenta.”
Wouldn’t that be appeasement?
A AxmxZ - I get the lol Haiku. Hillary’s supper will be McCain voters if Obama has already been eaten! It makes so much more sense now!
The woman in the third picture hates her uterus.
To the jackasses chanting “Den-ver, Den-ver”:
Feel free to eat a bag of Rocky Mountain dicks.
@Cicada
I was seconds away from suggesting they suck on some Rocky Mountain Oysters.
I think that car needs to take a ride through Suitland late at night.
@ AxmxZ She didn’t know how to spell ’supporter’ or ‘nominated’, so it was just easier that way.
Dagnabbit! Why do we not have images enabled? Because all of those photos are begging to be ’shopped… especially Ms. “Perfect Representation Of What Most People Think A Hillary Clinton Supporter Looks Like” there at the end. Can she win some sort of prize for typifying the left’s equivalent of ‘Get A Brain Morans”?
Oh, great take it to the credentials committee.
Ickes, you are a turd-slurping broccoli fart.
Death death death death… lunch… death death death death … afternoon tea…
Democracy sucks.
Time to submit to our Insect Overlords.
turns out Hillz was right, celestial angels are singing and all will be right in the world. rules rule! Drunkula is dead!
@ Indi - Heh! Nice reference.
Will someone–Ickes or Wolfson, preferably–please tell me how this is all Mark Penn’s fault?
And, seriously, where’s Carville when you need him?
Who is Judas? Who is Pilate? Who, yes who, is the Whore of Babylon?
And who, if I may be so bold as to ask, will Clinton tap for a nasty and probably violent hate fuck?
This is never going to end. Posted on CNN.com about 30 minutes ago:
Clinton adviser and RBC member Harold Ickes said, “Mrs. Clinton has instructed me to reserve her rights to take this to the Credentials Committee.”
The most creepy part of the car is “Hillary Clinton Army” spelled out with colorful kiddie refrigerator magnets.
Hillary, s’up!
Voting McCain
If Obama Nom [Nom Nom]
This won’t be over until the DNC lets Hillary cash in her frequent flier miles, tin cans, and everything she had saved up for Coinstar.
We’ll see who’s leading then.
Guys got to go to firedoglake.com to see Jerry Seinfeld’s mom freak out. Amazing.
@Dernyl: Thank you. That was awesome.
Looks like Harriet Christianstein needs to go back to Manhattan and suck it up…
Why the hell is my name in quotes like that? Sorry, just something buggin’ me…
‘hillary rodham clinton’
anagrams to
‘Lynch harlot in mid-oral.’
@Dernyul That is priceless.
Everyone head on over to Youtube, and bump up the view count:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACQuZVAE3s
@Smoke Filled Roommate: Mine was like that for a while, and now it’s not. All things comes to he who waits?
@StupidGeek I now have a crush on Wexler as well. Any man who stands up with REAL testicular fortitude to the Dark Lord himself, gains serious bonus sexy points in my book.
@Whore Diamond in the Rough I second that motion. I say Nancy and Donna Brazile chloroform the witch, tie her up, and put her on a floating raft to Cuba. Viva la Clinton!
Speaking of Brazile, if I were Wolf Blitzer, or any other male panel participant in the Situation Room/ America’s Election HQ’s, (I’m talkin’ to you, Tubin) I would totally be trying to get me some from Donna. She is one foxy momma! Did you all see the numerous standing-o’s she got today? Queen Brazile’s my hero!
@ http://wonkette.com/400092/the-end-of-the-world#comment-1779
You’re like “Tippi” Hendren, your name forever shackled in quotes by Alfred Hitchcock!
@Son of Mark Penn: You are too correct, sir! Yay! I’m normal now! I’m “normal” just like everyone “else” “” ! yay! haha
..Dammit. Now I want the quotes back.
@Indi: Eddie Izzard FTW!
And I’d buy the argument more if that car were an ‘82 Chevy Malibu. But an early-1990s Corolla? That shit’s just elitist.
I wonder if I bring this pictures with me to the boarder crossing if the Canada would instantly grant me asylum.
But can the Hillary Clinton Army beat the Kiss Army?
I didn’t think so…
I’ve stolen worse.
@StupidGeek After watching him today, I too have formed a crush on Wexler. Any man who has REAL testicular fortitude to stand up to the Dark Lord himself gets serious bonus sexy points in my book.
Some people will be retarded no matter what the cause.
@Cicada:
TIME OUT! I can only handle so much beer through my nose!
That Toyota in the post. Ya, it runs on bag of dicks chicada.