Wonkette
You will certainly want to watch all eight minutes of Jenna and Laura’s crazy time over on the lesbian teevee show! Let us know if anything good happens. For us, the highlight was about 35 seconds in when Jenna sits down and crosses her legs and flashes some panty. And then we quit watching, because who fucking cares what these people say, right? [Campaign Circus]
Did they just play that whore song about whores Lady Marmalade as their intro? heh.
Also, Jenna really got married so she could change her name to something other than Bush, right?
…wow, Jenna is looking slim; I guess the abortion really took well!
Aren’t they supposed to fucking dance?
@ polar_bear: Are you kidding? Laura is so gone on horse tranquilizers she barely manages to walk out there without falling into the audience.
So WTF, did you guys leave the Comics Curmudgeon back at the old host?
Or did Country Before Whatever lock him up in Goober Guantanamo for his depredations…?
Has NotJenna been sent to Gitmo? Did she ever exist?
nice upskirt at 0:35
Dumya won the “Dance Off”
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Ha! They DID play Lady Marmalade as the intro! Did Jenna suddenly loose her boobs or something? Like now that she’s taken they’re not needed anymore? And why is her head PERFECTLY spherical? Laura must be Wonder Woman or something to have pushed that one out.
“I cried a little bit, but not as much as the rest of ‘em” That was the period where her meds were wearing off. They had to bring her a fresh Roofie-Colada.
Awwww…Republicans dancing. I’m a redhead, and they look whiter than me.
Wad up? You hid da pause and da eros stick out da crochet covening up da pandy!
I like how Jenna pronounces “couldn’t.”
“Kuh dunt”
There’s going to be a gay wedding at Bush’s ranch! Wheeeee!
Dammit, we can’t post pics!!?
Dammit, we can’t post pics!!?
Why doesn’t Ellen ask Jenna, “So, gettin’ any lately?”
Actually, Jenna’s kind of cute. I don’t hate her with a vitriolic passion. That’s terrifying.
Stop looking up her skirt! That is someone’s sham wife.
Gotta give Laura’s pharmaceutical-mastery some credit……she barely reacted at all when Jenna gave Ellen permission to Marry at the ranch.
Sorry, I’ve seen more interesting panties, or rather panties on more interesting women, and am immune.
I know this goes against everything that liberals are supposed to believe, but I think Jenna’s kind of hot. However, she talks exactly like her dad. I’m…so…confused. All these…new…feelings.
Sorry.
Also that white Republican dance-off was probably epically hilarious and awkward.
“I learned this one back at G-Town!” [Then proceeds to throw the dice and do the shopping cart, amazing all bystanders.]
Combining my Laura and Jenna mother/daughter fantasy with the “I’m the only man for Ellen” scenario has locked my libido into overdrive. If Babs had shown up, the dirty-drunken-twins scene would have given me an aneurysm.
Republicans will never figure out how to do the Celebrity Crotch Flash as well as Brit and Lilo. Sigh.
“Hey Jenna, will YOU walk me down the isle? Walnuts! turned me down the other day…”
I hope and dream that someday I can have a fabulous wedding with a band that has some douchebag dressed as Superman as the lead singer. Stay classy, Bush family.
Ellen was hoping for a chest bump.
@EndlessGWAR
THAT’S where that bandleader guy in the Hillary video got his uniform! I know I’d seen that douche someplace before!
The Übernightmare: waking up next to your wife who is hot, but when she opens her mouth to speak reveals herself as [*mysterious organ chord*] Dubya reincarnate.
@still eggplantparm: Has NotJenna been sent to Gitmo? Did she ever exist?
Funny thing about that - it turns out Barbara was never Jenna’s sister at all, just some drinking buddy that was always around.
Anyway, lately she’s been hanging out with Hillary.
@Mahousu: Awesome. Best explanation I’ve heard.
Ah…she’s got Daddy’s eyes….close set….just asymmetrical enough to look crossed when her head’s turned the right way….stupid, stupid eyes….top that off with a few more years of cigs, and that voice will just get huskier and huskier….Isn’t that what the world needs? A husky, cross-eyed Bush?
Jenna: They hate me fer my freedum.
One thing about Texans. They don’t know when they’re being called whores in French.
You wonder what she might have become, if not for an accident of birth. She might have become an intelligent, caring, and competent woung woman. Alas…
“See, the problem with the French is they have no word for ‘Entrepren-whore.’”
what did you all expect? she’s a woman who knows how to handle any Bush with ease.
Is it me, or does that pantsuit make Laura look like the Michelin Woman? Especially next to the methamphetaminically slim daughter. Homemade clothes often don’t hang right, alas; I had no idea Barbara could sew. It’s hard enough to go through life as Mrs. Alfred E. Newman.
I saw Super T play a frat party in Tennessee in the mid/late 90s… he’s a great entertainer.
Based on that last question, Jenna is obviously going to be voting for Obama.