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Inexplicably retarded Missouri Republican Rep. Sam Graves is still attacking his Democratic opponent, Kay Barnes, and everyone who knows her, for being a bunch of white wine-swilling liberal transgender Christ-molesting San Francisco fags. She is “taking their San Francisco money, and pushing their San Francisco values,” while ignorant gay judges in California turn a blind eye to the rainbow cake that is destroying our very souls. It is Kay Barnes who will give our country to hobbits and lawyers on subprime mortgages, brokered by Terrorists. [YouTube]
Given the constant gay orgy that is San Francisco, how do they find the time to destroy America also?
Boy, what a slacker I must be (although, for what it is worth, I do now work at a hobbit law firm, so I’m trying.)
How many crap-flag votes will Kay Barnes get at Country Above Self for her clear traitorousness?
@ Lionel Hutz Esq. - Breasts of woman kind require two hands to manipulate. Reproductive organ of fabulous man kind requires only one hand to manipulate, leaving one hand free for dastardly political manuevering/vogueing.
…if it wasn’t for the fact that this commercial is airing in Missouri, I would say “No one is dumb enough to fall for that crap”.
…I hear Kay Barnes going to AIR-DROP gays and lesbians into Missouri the second she takes office!
I like “make same sex marriage the law in Missouri.” At last, gay marriage will be mandatory!
Interesting. They’ve quit using Barack Obama as the bogeyman to scare the rubes, and have fallen back on the tried and trusted homofaggotry. It might work better if every male Republican in Washington weren’t hiding a ball-gagged leather slave in his closet.
How many layers did that cake have? It was awesome. If that’s how the Californication starts, then I’m yours, Nancy Pelosi, I’m all yours.
Hahaha, silly Missourians, the People’s Republic of California has enough money to buy your state out of ‘chump’ change and use it as a theme park. Quit trying to pretend you matter. (Yes, I’m from the Midwest *cough-cough*)
“Small Businessman Farmer”? Is that like he is already on the way to canonization in the church of the Mizzoura Baptists? How dare she decry such a holy man!
Anyone else notice no WIFE in that closing “I approved this schlock” scene? Or, much like in the south, was the “I just reached the age of consent @ 14″ girl in that scene his baby-mama?
@Lazy Media
That is literally true about the ball-gagged leather slaves. Who does everyone think will be the next Republican to be outed in a funny homo scandal? (Crist doesn’t count since he is pretty much there already.) I so, so deeply want it to be Huckabee.
Given that Missouri’s single largest economic district is Branson, which is entertainment, which means it is full of teh gayez (even if they are country singing gayez), isn’t Rep. Hill only hurting himself?
@Dramatist:
(And, boy, do we need the comment button back.) Good point. But does that mean that lesbians cannot destroy this country? Is that why Dick Cheney is OK with his daughter?
(And, as an aside, I want to see if this works with the migration
strikeno strike. strike no strike.That gay cake DID look delicious. I guess Graves doesn’t like baked goods either?
@ronaldpagan: I think there should be an ongoing betting board for that topic: Out the next gay Republican! We could call it the Pink Elephant Award…eeeexxxcellent.
My vote would have to be this guy. The amount of gay coverage can only suggest one thing: he enjoys toe tapping fer teh buttseks
As a San Franciscan, I really need to know this: do people in Missouri really think we drink cheap Brut out of flutes while dancing around in evening clothes to 30-year-old disco music? Are Missouri Republicans really that sheep-fuckingly stupid?
I mean, this isn’t a real ad is it? You guys are just putting me on here, right? Boy, you really had me going there for a minute.
@weirdiowasculpture: Trust me, I went to school in the grand ol’ MO, and this is quite typical. And yes, they consider Brut and flutes to be “high-brow” and “elitist”, just like they consider fetuses to be billboard models.
@weirdiowasculpture: Missouri Republicans can’t mentally grasp just exactly how the San Franciscos perform their decadent rituals, so they figured they’d just depict a typical Kansas City orgy and let people extrapolate.
Sam Graves is from Tarkio,Missouri,which is eight miles from Rock Port,where I live.Everybody around here knows Sam is kind of well,stupid.Even the local Repubes try to distance themselves from him.
weirdiowasculpture: Missourians probably prefer line dancing, which isn’t at all faggy.
@SocialList
Tarkio? The place Brewer & Shipley made fun of, like, 40 years ago? People who live THERE think he’s stupid? Sam must be a real piece of work . . .
They definitely called her “Gay” Barnes when she’s holding that gay cake. Which, I agree, does look delicious.
I use to love “Californication.” I’m glad Graves does too, with his “San Francisco values.” Who the hell wants Missourian values anyway. Booooring….
@ Iggy Plop: 6 delicious rainbow layers, but they all have AIDS.
@ loudmouthredhead
Over/under the bathroom stall partition?
@weirdiowasculpture: do people in Missouri really think we drink cheap Brut out of flutes while dancing around in evening clothes to 30-year-old disco music?
As someone who used to live in the San Francisco area myself, I have to say that yes, sometimes you do. Ironically, of course, but you still do.
(Well, maybe not “you” personally, but you know…)
As I have already explained, we have gay paople in a lot more places out here than just Frisco. And thank god we do, or they would all look like they had their hair styled in, like…I don’t know…Missouri? I, for one, would not want to see that happen.
Ah, the AIDS rainbow cake. Looks so tempting, so tempting, but one taste transmits the gay! Then your doing the dance with your champagne flute in one hand and that, that, what is that thing she’s doing with her hand?! It’s like mad cow disease or something.
@Dramatist:
gee, one hand doesn’t do me
San Francisco Values? What is that crap? I mean the best value I can find in this town is a $3 spicy tuna hand roll and that’s only at happy hour.
I live in a $1200 a month roach infested studio, hell, I could use some values!
That said - if Ms. Barnes wants to bring that kind of ‘value’ to Missouri, they should fight against her, and fight hard! Whiskey costs $5-$7 dollars a shot here (which to you New Yorkers is nothing I know.) Last time I was in rural Missouri you could by a meal for under $10, and a ‘home’ for $5,000 — imagine!
A guy I know up and moved to Missouri, on account of he’d lost three teeth. True fact.