These Humans Cannot Be Real

No way — they are totally being ironic. Right? Right?

Is this an anti-Hillary video? I hope so.

I guess we have to acknowledge that her “broad” coalition has officially expanded to include not just old, bitter white ladies and angry lesbians, but also drum major queens that can’t dance.

Instead of getting their flash of inspiration from a lightbulb in the bubble, they cast their eyes down a dirty gutter. That was the best part.

Is it just me, or does that guy at the very end (about 4:59) have a really creepy voice?

@loquaciousmusic:

This video just made me want to STOP being gay.

@NotUrEvryDayWEzl: OK, that just made me laugh loud enough for others in my office to notice.

I’m pretty sure this is phenomenal performance art. I base this on the fact that the lead fag strikingly resembles a young George Stephanopolus.

Is that George Stephanopoulos?

@termite:

Clearly. Bling=Barry. RACISTS!

I nominate this guy as a “traitor,” for sure.

This is totally earnest. These people have no sense of camp.

You know, they cover it up with a lot of balloons and confetti, but there are actually only about 15 people in the entire video. That might make me feel sorry for her again if she were not such a soul-sucking monster.

the guy playing uncle sam reminds me of a white flavor flav

Was this made before or after Ricky Martin’s edorsement?

The best part is definitely the creepy voiced guy at the very, very end.

Two whore diamonds? You’re trying to fool me, these are obviously CUBIC ZIRCONIA! I mean, you saw the dog wearing sunglasses, right?

Words. Fail.

@termite: Why, yes, yes it is. No, wait, the makers of this “video” are sorry if anyone was offended by the bling comment.

THAT’S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE!

…1st why is it when he says “Bling” they have to show a black person(1:57), 2nd take this as an example my white brothers and sisters; it helps if you have more than ONE dance move, 3rd this damn video must be breaking a half a dozen federal statutes on shear stupidity!

..and now I need a case of Makers Mark..

This is why a 3 day waiting period for handguns is a bad idea.

Hillary: she’s one of us.

I was wondering where all the paultarded liberals went off to.

How soon we forget–this is our friend from the Texas primary! He seems to have acquired some funds to make this memorable piece of video art out of what was at the time only an incipient (but franly brilliant)idea. My guess is that he has a job coaching junior high cheerleaders somewhere in that great state.

Gosh, Beav, those band kids get so excited about universal health care. Pretty keen.

For a while I was trying to figure out whether he got the costume idea from the Music Man, the Sergeant Pepper album, or Michael Jackson in his 30s, but then I figured who the fuck cares and went back to being a heterosexual again.

Indeed, dancing man, how about we all “get real” and start talking about delegate math.

Nope. This is “Waiting for Guffman” for 2008. Clearly not made for ass face bastard people

I mean wow. From the the [after minutes of yelling to an empty street] “I don’t think this is working” comment to the thinly veiled “we don’t need no bling”, to the “take a sign home to your man” part, this is an amazingly ill-conceived video.

Although, thinking about it, it works as a metaphor for the campaign. It starts with two guys standing in a street with a sign yelling at no one in particular, sort of the staple method of campaigning for the Democratic establishment for quite some time. This clearly symbolizes the early Clinton campaign where she relied on name recognition alone in an empty field of candidates to just take her to victory.

Then, when all of a sudden (Iowa) they realize that doesn’t work, they shift strategy, toss the sign in the gutter, and start a ridiculously out-of touch message that desperately tries to be emotionally attached, ‘cool’ and exciting (crying). However, we soon realize that taking a 90s message, removing all influence from the African American community (we don’t need no bling/white rapping style) results in something, just, horrible. The brainwashed supporters all round themselves up in a closed environment (Jezebel, West Virginia) and scream at each other while ignoring the rest of the world.

After a while, they start to tire, and explode out of the confined space to a world where no one is actually listening to them. The empty street at the end is a powerful symbol of the current state of the Hillary campaign.

In the house indeed.

This is clearly the best, most accurately depicted performance art that has even been constructed. It perfectly catches all the bluster, shallowness, anger, and sheer unknowingness of the Hills campaign. This is the purest form of goosebump inducing blather. It is the bridge to the 21st century and as the ending so accurately shows, it leads to Nowhere. The title: “It Takes a Village of Idiots.”

ok i give up – this has convinced me that hillary really shud be president of the united states

@killyoko Good golly Miss Molly! He must be the most flamboyant queer in America and he probably “works” with children for his day-job. What a creepy creepy man-thing!

@#$! me! Where’s my bottle of Maker’s Mark??? HILLARY!

@TJBeck

You just blew my mind.

I can’t lie, I would totally pay to see this live.

I see teh gays continue their love of Hillary. Luckily all my SF GAY GAY GAY friends are going black and never going back. These people are merely forgotten bitter terrorists.