Fox News Bedbug Victim Sues Landlord
A tragic bedbug infestation recently terrorized the building that houses Fox News and the New York Post in Manhattan, and everyone died. The one cockroach-lady who didn't die, Jane Clark, a Fox News satellite feed coordinator, has now sued the landlord. Apparently, dealing with bedbugs at work is the same thing as the Iraq War, as Clark claims they "left her unable to work and suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder." She doesn't add, however, that the PTSD was mostly from witnessing the bedbugs suckling on a naked Bill O'Reilly, who was lying on his office floor, blindfolded and sobbing, listening to The Doors' "The End" on an endless loop of self-reckoning. [ AP ]