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HILLARY CLINTON

‘MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY’

Way back in the early 1990s, America learned the hard way that strange e-mails from people with AOL e-mail addresses like “krazi hott lucey” are not “hott” even if they are “krazi.” In other words, Hillary’s special group of educationally challenged “white women” are going to launch a War of Horror against this country, America, that will make Ron Paul’s Revolution look like LOVE spelled backwards. Read the curiously misspelled warning, after the jump.

From: Krazihottkelli@aolcom

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If hillary getz screwed over by obama,

white voterz and uz Florida voterz will

make sure we put MCCAINZ WAR MONGER AZZ IN

Charley Crist, My Florida govenor moved up

our primay so he could be john mccainz

vice prezident…my votez not going to

count..thiz iz my very first vote in my

WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY

AND HE STOLE IT..AND I’M PIZZED…SO IF

HILLARY DOEZN’T GET IN…THERE ARE GOING

TO BE A BUNCH OF PIZZED OFF WHITE WOMAN

THAT WILL BE REALLY TO KILL OR FIGHT

SOMEONE..MAYBE EVEN A WHOLE EFFEN COUNTRY.

ZZZZ I WANT MY EFFEN VOTE/I WANT MY HILLARY…NOW..SHE HAZ THE MOZT
VOTEZ..AND

THE ”’BATTLEGROUND KEY STATES ”’ THAT

BEATZ MCCAINZ 666 YRZ. OF WAR..

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7:21 PM on Wed May 28 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. pattycake says at 9:04 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Effen Elle.

  2. Paradise says at 8:52 pm, May 30th, 2008

    get her address, allah has given me orders to take my blade to her neck and dance in her blood.

    now which sounds more retarded kelli (damn it where’s the ‘i’ with the heart over it?), your statement or mine?

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