• February 15, 2012

Ruh roh, it appears they don’t only have crazy black preachers at Barack Obama’s church! Here is a crazy white preacher (first in history!), Michael Pfleger, guest-preaching at Trinity recently. He’s NUTS! Look at what he says about Hillary, ha ha: “When Hillary was crying, and people said that was put on, I really don’t believe it was put on… I really believe that she just always thought, ‘This is mine! I’m Bill’s wife, I’m white, and this is mine! I just gotta get up and step into the plate.’ And then out of nowhere came, ‘Hey, I’m Barack Obama,’ and she said, ‘Oh, damn! Where did you come from? I’m white! I’m entitled! There’s a black man stealing my show!’” Pfleger is such a fake whitey that he preaches at his OWN black church in Chicago, because there are several! The point: why is Barack Obama saying these things? [ABC News, YouTube]

{ 45 comments }

AnnieGetYourFun May 29, 2008 at 4:24 pm

I’m going to use the phrase “I’m white, and this is mine” with much more frequency than usual from here on out. Now that I know it’s Clinton-sanctioned and all.

StuckBetweenStations May 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Meh. Call me when he starts going off about the various differences in the manner in which African-Americans and caucasians drive their automobiles.

ReelectTilden May 29, 2008 at 4:29 pm

@AnnieGetYourFun: That’s going on my family crest.

SocialList May 29, 2008 at 4:30 pm

This is the end of Hillary,because when you’ve lost the Caucasian Black preachers,you’ve lost.

shorts May 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm

That is the blackest man I have ever seen in my life.

bitchincamaro May 29, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Yeah, he’s got his own house o’ god in Chicago. I think it’s in Wigger Park.

metropolitan May 29, 2008 at 4:40 pm

he looked better with the dreadlocks

DizzyLizzy May 29, 2008 at 4:50 pm

is it wrong that there’s a part of me that PRAYS that hillary realized barack was doing well and said “oh damn!”?

wheelie May 29, 2008 at 4:52 pm

Hey, y’all welcome to the Saturday night Preacher Comedy Improv!

We got the best here in the Lord’s Holy Laughin’ House: Reverend Shoutzalot (woo-hoo!), Pastor Behatin’onya (yay!!),
and the hottest, yellinest germanicly-named Father in the house – give it uuppp for Father Johann Crackaguiltz!!! Hooooooo!!

floraway May 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm

No one is going to care about this. He’s a white priest. They’ve done worse…

AngryBlakGuy May 29, 2008 at 4:56 pm

…but he is a WHITE preacher so this doesn’t count!

AngryBlakGuy May 29, 2008 at 4:58 pm

…after the whole Rev. Wright debacle why in the hell do they still video tape sermons in that church?! It should be like a McCain/Bush fund raiser and camera and reporter free!

Baseproduct May 29, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Well… was he wrong? I don’t see the problem.

Barack Hussein Obama May 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm

That honkey’s no Reverend Wright, that’s for sho’

Tawmn May 29, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Why do I think of Richard Simmons while watching this? and Wonder Bread.

Gopherit v2.0 May 29, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Father Michael Pfleger?? He’s probably not too popular at his catholic church. How the hell can you sleep during his homilies?

bitchincamaro May 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Man, I clicked on those random posts and got taken to hellenback. Wtf?

fem May 29, 2008 at 5:49 pm

I can’t be the only one who thinks he’s channelling Dave Chappelle’s Black white supremacist, can I?

Da Derga May 29, 2008 at 5:52 pm

This is soooo much worse than “Hitler was an instrument of God and the Jews had it coming.”

PrimaryHack May 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm

And I didn’t think Vanilla Ice could fall any further than Surreal Life….

Deepthroat May 29, 2008 at 7:44 pm

i think he also moonlights as a phone-sex operator who specializes in Nathan Lane fetishes

ronaldpagan May 29, 2008 at 8:27 pm

Very apt, fem.

I thought I was a caricature of white liberal guilt, but this “prophetic powerful pulpiteer” is a loon. Any guesses as to what’s posessing him?

102415 May 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm

Squeezing back into the intertubes was harder than getting into those Chole jeans from five years ago. I’ve got to lose a few pounds.

102415 May 29, 2008 at 8:43 pm

test

102415 May 29, 2008 at 8:44 pm

Yay.Now I need a nap.

Mags May 29, 2008 at 9:28 pm

I don’ completely agree with everyhing he’s saying, but I understand his point. I am also from Chicago and he’s done a lot for the city and is loved by a lot of people.

DoctorCulturae May 29, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Ugh. Thought this was Harvey Korman. Oops. Can’t be him.

DoctorCulturae May 29, 2008 at 9:43 pm

testing 3-2-1

RooseveltFranklin May 29, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Well, I for one have now accepted Jesus and Bob’s Big Boy as my personal saviors. And someone please cue the Tina Marie music and get this man some black Hammer Pants to complete his ensemble.

CriticalOne May 29, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Jesus H. Christ! Trinity, you done did it, again!

It’s official, Hillary Clinton operatives have infiltrated Trinity.

1ofUS May 29, 2008 at 10:32 pm

omg, I’m reborn. Once I was SCROTUS, now i’m…

Factionista May 29, 2008 at 11:01 pm

Father Pfleger is great. A total nut, yes. But great. He’s done a ton of stuff for poor people in Chicago. I’m shocked he hasn’t been ex-communicated yet. He’s not your everyday priest.

Cicada May 29, 2008 at 11:25 pm

It’s just not as fun with a white guy. I don’t get that same delicious bolt of fear and hatred in my heart. Slap a glittery dashiki on him, and maybe we’ll talk.

hazmaq May 29, 2008 at 11:27 pm

This guy is awesome!

And I’ll take his or Wright’s comments anyday over the corruption wrought by this ass hole:

Now take this guy, an

hazmaq May 29, 2008 at 11:28 pm

Forget it -no more embedding??

CollegeStudent May 29, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Another youtube video from Trinity Church?
What the f**k? (I’m afraid of the new server)
Does it occur to anyone else that there must have been some little republican operative camped out in that church with a camcorder for the last 11 years?

capitol-hillbilly May 30, 2008 at 12:14 am

the Rev. Y.T. Pfleger amuses me!

the schmada May 30, 2008 at 12:19 am

I’m thinking of a duet they could both sing..

AudicityofHope May 30, 2008 at 12:31 am

I just re-registered. Has the new site been up all day? Because I checked it a few hours ago and it still looked all funked up.

Michael Pfleger is the bomb! Why aren’t there any preachers like him around here? Oh yeah, I live in the racist south.

AxmxZ May 30, 2008 at 1:56 am

Barack should just come out as a Satanist. At this point, it’ll probably give him a ratings boost.

Botswana Meat Commission FC May 30, 2008 at 8:45 am

Best. Sermon. Ever.

greatwhitebear May 30, 2008 at 8:53 am

Hon, dontcha know, the road to Hell is lined with unauthorized videos made in church. Apparently the makers were not concerned with their own eternal damnation.

Maybe Trinity will sport a transgender Native American former commercial sex worker as a guest preacher soon. Then, then nutjobs will really light up!

Sirened May 30, 2008 at 2:43 pm

‘Show Time at the Apollo’ with a white comedian…Hell’s yeah!

TheMac May 30, 2008 at 11:15 pm

“This is mine! This is where my babies come from!”

No, seriously, that white dude needs to relax. White entitlement and supremacy- very real. Hillary Clinton’s sense of entitlement- I don’t see it.

Pravda May 31, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Take the blinders off, Mac.

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