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The latest to chime in on the McClellan book deal is Great Washington Reporter and former “White House Correspondent” Jeff Gannon, who used to ask McClellan all sorts of liberal-hating, easy questions, and then he would go post gay pictures of himself on the Internet. Read what he writes on his blog: “What I hear about the book does not sound like the Scott McClellan I knew for two years. I can say without fear of contradiction, that I knew Scott better than any other White House correspondent or Washington reporter.” Are the rumors TRUE? Was the Bush Administration “misleading” McClellan directly into Gannon’s pants? [Jeff Gannon]
Would anyone like a sandwich with Bush/Cheney bread? Gannon loves the inbetween.
Man, either nobody knew Scott McClellan or he’s had a lobotomy over the last year or so. Is that the official line? “It’s just not the Scott we all knew (and tolerated)? *sad face*?” Really???
That’s worse defense than the Penguins against the Red Wings.
Who knew Jeff Gannon was a chubby chaser? Oh, right, the world. Never mind.
I knew Scott McClellan. Scott McClellan was a friend of mine…
I am just relieved that Wonkette didn’t lose that picture of Gannon.
I hope Jeff is going to comment on Larry Craig’s upcoming book too. He knows every airport bathroom in the eastern seaboard and most of the midwest.
@Toonces: How could they? It’s plastered in Jim’s room above his bed. I kid I kid!
Scott McClellan was the press secretary. He didn’t have to believe what he talked about, just recite the party line. It’s just more bullshit from the 28 percenters.
Hey, how come it says “Edit profile or logout or Suck Jeff Gannon’s cock” next to the comment box? Is that part of the redesign?
Ahhh Scotty. More cushion for the pushin’, big guy.
I need brain bleach. Images of Scott “speaking clearly into the microphone” will not help my own head o’ cattle run at Pampalona later, you know?
Holy fucking shit, THAT’S Jeff Gannon? Sometimes I wish I had a teevee or teh interweb at home so I could know these things.
I can’t count the number of times the Bush administration “mislead” me into somebody’s pants.
Ah yes, who can forget Jeff Gannon and his softall questions? Scottie sure hit a lot of those out of the park in his day. Miss the spotlight much Scottie?
The Scotty that Gannon knew was bottom. This newly reconstituted, born-again, I-told-you-so saying, sack of worms is now top? WUWT?
Btw, I can no longer minimize Wonkette and hide it over in the corner of my humongous monitor and pretend that I am gainfully employed. And I’m the fucking BOSS!
GAWD! The administration really screwed him! And to think, he would get on his KNEES for the Republican party.
Scottie traded softball for mouthball. Seems fair to me.
bitchincamaro: As a boss myself, I sympathize. If I caught any of my employees wasting their time on a frivolous website like this one, I’d fire them. They should be looking at porn.
Ole Jim Guckert knew Scottie in the biblical sense? Is this how they are going to smear Puffy McMoonface now?
…and yes, by “smear” I mean like Larry Craig’s sheets after he made David “Bear” Phillips take the walk of shame.
Ah, Gannon and his bull… In Scotty’s sweaty rectum.
Yeah, but you can’t trust Gannon. He’s a known CIA sex-bot.
@RaptorAvatar: Gannon’s bull is more like one of those Happy Cows from California, methinks. Either that or he’s had his mountain oysters removed.
Guckert and McLellan are pathetic little turds vying for their respective 15 minutes. A pox on them both
I need through details on all executive homosexual activity including positions, durations, and lubes. Just for my republican fetish.
Not true Jeff. Helen Thomas and McClellan had a torrid affair, before he switched teams…
Scotty only taked to Jeff on Deep Background, if you know what I mean.
Jeff Gannon is so patriotic, he jams an American flag up his ass every morning.
Jeff Gannon is so patriotic, he jams Ronald Reagans urn up his ass every night.
I’m sayin, the guy really is a patriotic.
Oh and a lot of people relate this guy to Dr. Gonzo’s suicide. I dunno.
I say the same thing about an ex if I’m forced to admit having gone there. She totally didn’t look like that when I dated her. Seriously, she really has put on weight since then. It was a long time ago. Really, she was a completely different person. What?
the GOP loves to pitch, but they bitch when they have to catch.
Always felt that Gannon had the chubby chaser in him.
So, now that we’ve established that Jeffy-poo likes fur–or that he’ll at least use it to climb professionally–I’d say it’s time for him and me to make some outstanding political scandal-driven Daddy-boy porn.
You know, what’s freakiest about this in a creepy Invasion of the Bodysnatchers kinda way is how Gannon is repeating the exact same talking points, with the exact same phraseology as the rest of the Right Wing universe. I kinda see Gannon as the old man banjo player whose metamorphosis gets screwed up and he ends up a half-man half bulldog cross.
I’d hit it.
says, sleep jeff gannon in the noon day sun…
@shortsshortsshorts: who wears short shorts?