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We all remember Marc Dann, the famous Ohio Attorney General who lured staffers to his bachelor pad with promises of Hawaiian pizza and resigned only after the entire state introduced impeachment proceedings. And since you surely want to know, what did the lady with whom he was having a sex affair name his penis? It’s not “the Dannimal,” either!
CUZ THE E-MAIL COMMUNICATION WAS RELEASED HOORAY:
On Aug. 22, Utovich referred to getting Dann his daily schedule, then asked, “How’s the bull?”
“It says it misses you,” the attorney general replied.
“It loves me,” she shot back.
Monsters, all.
Dann, aide bantered in e-mails [Columbus Dispatch]
Loves her? They moved pretty fast, eh?
I just want my comments to appear…..pretty please?
…if you mess with the bull you get the HORNS!!!
LMAO!!!! I call BULL-shit!
…this brings an entirely new(& disturbing) meaning to “running with the bulls”!
…anyone wanna go BULL RIDING?!
I want all commenter to start replying to my penis, “bunny”
… and before you ask it’s because it’s cute.
It is only acceptable to name your penis “Bull” if it has a bullring piercing.
Also, it needs to make clowns dive into barrels.
…now I know why they say “Never look a Bull in the eye”!
It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion on.
…gaaaawwwd! I can do this all day!
Don’t get the wrong idea, everybody. This was just a tribute to the lovable bailiff played by Richard Moll on “Night Court”. Nothing untoward about that.
“How’s the bull?”
“A little red and itchy.”
…can we now start referring to gay clubs as “Bull Markets”? Shit we can even call them “Bear Market” if you want!
Such filth…
Won’t somebody PLEASE think about the children?
[wringing hands on apron]
He calls it the Bull because nobody’s ridden it for longer than eight seconds.
Guess the term “Papal Bull” is retroactiveley a little more accurate than we thought.
@sayitwithwookies: WINNER
That’s sexual harrassment? I might be in a lot of trouble…
Wait, how do we know she’s not referring to the Hawaiian pizza?
This is so strange, it is as if I don’t even know any of you. Help!
didn’t george bush try to milk the bull once according to laura?
Do we think the friends and histories and whatnot will be back next week? Or is it all *poof* gone?
i didn’t know the bull was capable of expressing emotion
@RonaldReagansHair: I bet your followers are gone forever. Now I know what it must feel like to be Hillary. *sniff*
@SayItWithWookies: [standing ovation]
@shortsSomeone needs to go onto the comments sections of Fox News, Little Green Footballs and Malkin, and let them know that the Wonkette comment section is open for business!
@SIWW: Win. No more comments required.
Short fat and fuzzy like a guinea pig? That’s my guess.
@Dave J.: I wish I was elitist enough to crown myself with a star!
I hate to sound all afraid of change and whatnot, but I was just told I’m commenting too fast and to slow down by the computer overlord.
Also, I can’t track my Wonkette comments from Consumerist anymore. I hate this.
@SayItWithWookies: Probably has a ring through it’s nose, too.
Yeah, you guys really need to drop the “commenting too fast” page. Isn’t that how you make money?
@Gopherit: Is it, you? Is it REALLY you? It sounds like you, but you’ve been upgraded?
a amorous talking penis named Bull. the change no longer scares me.
@blogfather. That’s the Vietnam flag! I did it to honor Walnuts who crashed his plane(s?) there because he was drunk. (And also to protest the loss of my original star.)
“Vlad the Impaler” here.
His wife was probably riding the “mechanical” bull.
@Dave J.: Now who’s elitist? Bow to my Super-Star! *sniffs fingers*
@shorts Upgraded? If by that you mean that this broken new wonkette ate my original gopherit login when I first tried to make my account, then yes. It is me, and I’ve been properly, if lubelessly, upgraded.
“Bull”? What kind of candyass sissy name is that for a dong? “Mr. Big Beefy Thunder Missile”–now that’s a good penis name.
@Gopherit v2.0: The bull can’t pee standing up? Now that’s just sad.
@SayItWithWookies: Dan could let the Bull pee standing up with a nose ring and easily adjustable chain.
Yeah, I’m back! And just in time to read about “the bull”. Yikes. I call mine “the great disappointment.”
“I know what
you’re asking yourself,
and the answer is yes,
I have a nickname for my penis.
It’s called the Octagon.
But I also nicknamed
my testes.
My left one
is James Westfall,
and my right one is
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
You ladies play your cards right,
you might get to meet the whole gang.”
Idolators and Sodomites! It was clearly a talking golden bull. They will, of course, pay for their sins by being impaled with the bull’s bull a la St. Perpetua.
@Kevotron:
Good to see you again, but how many testicles do you have here? Wow.
angryblackguy is on a role today!
WHY HAS NO ONE CUT OFF ‘THE BULL’ YET.
The Bull is now the security answer for my favorite politician. (Not really, I did first kiss.)
: Ideally, those would not be the same answer.
friggin’ teaching old dogs new tricks and whatnot. Damned hrefs.
third time’s the charm?
Oh, sonoma beeswax. I give up. Time to hit the pipe.
so if the ohio ag was gay…would his used member be called bullshit?
I used to call mine “Vlad the Impaler,” but then I turned 14 and realized how embarrassing that was.
“King Kamehameha” is a worthy name for Dann’s member, as there is a luau in his pants.
…then he went bullistic and pissed all whipped a cream at a roaming ump. Wait…I didn’t mean it like that, i meant he pistol whipped a crematorium.
“Big Willie,” checking in!
I hope to find out soon how fast is too fast for commenting. My highschool typing teacher will be so proud…
Marc Dann is famous for his bullshiting and wanking off . At home his wife rules the roost . Good times are over for Marc and his Viagra prescription has not been renewed. Check out any new news of Marc Dann at http://vindy.com .