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Scott McClellan Has More Ambiguous Anecdotes About President George!

Here is literature’s Scott McClellan chatting up Meredith Vieira on this morning’s Today show about his new George W. Bush Memoir. What the hell is he babbling about, still? He thinks George W. Bush is a “good guy” who ultimately failed the country by misleading, well, Scott McClellan. Sounds like Liberal Ambiguity! He needs to reject the president immediately, or we will continue to not buy his wretched book. [YouTube]


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2:28 PM on Thu May 29 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. norbziness says at 2:34 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Thank goodness for the assembly-line memoir industry; I guess he figured out that the local Whataburger, pigeons, random people walking down the street, and his Magic: The Gathering playing cards don’t need press secretaries. Poor little disillusioned piglet.

  2. Gopherit v2.0 says at 2:37 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Scott, Scott, Scott…..if the first 4 shots of tequila doesn’t take the taste of tossing Bush’s salad out of your mouth, nothing will. Go on, come to the side of the Bitters.

  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 2:37 pm, May 29th, 2008

    …isn’t he suppose to be in witness protection?!

  4. edgydrifter says at 2:40 pm, May 29th, 2008

    @norbziness: Yeah, but D&D 4th edition is due out in a couple weeks and I hear Press Secretary is one of the new player classes available. And Vice President.

  5. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 2:42 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Hey Scottie,
    As soon as you get Rich Gannon’s cock out of your mouth, you should go on a real news program, like, oh, never mind.

  6. Ultraspanked says at 2:45 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Back to the stupid fonts again, I see.

  7. Like fleas deserting a sinking dog.

  8. georgia_peach says at 2:51 pm, May 29th, 2008

    I wanna play! Post my comment! Rabble rabble!

  9. shorts says at 2:52 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Poor, sad indignate man. Why does the world hate him so?

  10. AngryBlakGuy says at 2:54 pm, May 29th, 2008

    @edgedrifter: …I hear the Vice President class has an impervious defense technique that transport it to a “Secure and Undisclosed Location”

  11. Mahousu says at 2:57 pm, May 29th, 2008

    New White House rule: tell-all memoirs can only be published through the Wonkette comment system.

    That ought to hold the little bastards.

  12. blogfather says at 3:05 pm, May 29th, 2008

    What an attention craving, gay lumberjack. All I Heard was “buy my book” repeated multiple times. She was like “why now?”. JUST SAY IT BITCH! Why beat around the bush? Why not just call him out for being a pussy who is only trying to sell a book and if he REALLY gave a shit he would have done something about it back then. Was that hard?

  13. SocialList says at 3:24 pm, May 29th, 2008

    he had to do something after his gig as the deputy on “Jericho” went to shit

  14. Neilist says at 3:42 pm, May 29th, 2008

    I keep telling you people: We take this fat little weasel into a dark alley and cap two into his ear.

    Heck, you can buy a suppressed Ruger .22 cal. pistol over the counter in Utah.

    And if that’s too high tech for you weenies, we could always hit him in the back of the head with a claw hammer.

    Then . . .On To Scooter Libby’s house!

    FOR FREEDOM!

  15. wonk_the_heck says at 3:57 pm, May 29th, 2008

    i just can’t get over the shock of seeing his face and not wanting to rip it off

  16. “These… words didn’t come to me easy.”
    Or even easily. Because he turned away from intelligence.

  17. RobPetrified says at 4:06 pm, May 29th, 2008

    http://speaker.house.gov/contact/

    Dear Speaker Pelosi:
    Some people are saying that you will not prosecute because then it would implicate you in war crimes. I don’t believe this is true.
    Regardless, based on new information from President Bushes close friend Scott McClellan, you need to impeach.
    McClellan has just given you all the evidence that you need. You will never have more of a unanimous public.
    It is unfair of you to put the responsibility on the next president to investigate the crimes of this administration. You may even be putting his life in danger.
    You will be forgiven for being misled, we all were. By not prosecuting, you are opening the door for more criminals to plan taking over the white house, committing crimes, and pardoning everybody so they can get away with their crimes. If you don’t impeach now it will send a clear message that this sort of thing is allowed.
    Someone had the guts to go after Nixon for lesser crimes.
    Will you please do the right thing, and stand up for America?

    -RobPetrified,
    Wankers Club, FL

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  19. StuckBetweenStations says at 4:27 pm, May 29th, 2008

    <img src=”http://www.yeslizzysloaded.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/stop-snitching.jpg”

  20. DoctorCulturae says at 9:48 pm, May 29th, 2008

    If Scotty ends up hanging from a post in his mothers shed we know there is a problem.

  21. oracle says at 9:53 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Interesting how the liberals who called him a “paid liar” now hail him as a fountain of truth.
    Hypocrites.
    Your hate will kill you.

  22. Ultraspanked says at 1:09 am, May 30th, 2008

    Oracle,
    Where exactly are those libs who call him a fountain of truth?
    Are they here on Wonkette?

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  24. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:00 am, May 30th, 2008

    Finally Saint Peter will offer Scotty McFuckfuck the keys to heaven. Your book will be #1 with Paultards, but thank you for coming out of the closet FINALLY.

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