- New York will recognize gay marriages from California, Massachusetts, and Canada. [New York Times]
- Obama supporters are encouraged not to protest the meeting of the Democratic Party’s Rules and Bylaws Committee at a Washington hotel on Saturday, while Clinton supporters are expected to show up by the busload. [Los Angeles Times]
- He might talk a lot about “transformative politics,” but Barack Obama actually has some pretty unambitious policy proposals. [Washington Post]
- “Interviews with more than two dozen executives and others directly involved show that Bear Stearns nearly died not once, but twice.” [Wall Street Journal]
- Scott McClellan does not expect he will remain on the Bush’s Christmas card list. [The Hill]
- Monkeys control robotic arms with their brains, and now the world knows who’s behind Wonkette’s flawless server migration. [New York Times]






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Once upon a time Scott was loyal to the Pres
Now he finds that he’s out on his butt
There’s nothing he can do
A total eclipse of the gut
The question is whether the monkey can use the arm in monkey-like behavior. Such as flinging shit, for example. I’d hate to be the target of bionically flung shit, let me tell you, as you know that’s gotta hurt.
You really didn’t expect Barry to do much other than smoke a lot and play hoops in his Ray-Bans,didja?
“Bear Sterns, Please Post Bail.”
“The monkey immediately used the arm to masturbate in front of the gathered crowd.”
Separate note: I am not posting comments too quickly. I will not slow down. Bite my butt.
The people I like live in kitchens and halls…
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There’s a chimp sittin in the white house
Trying yank my pipe
Flying planes into buildings
He’s walking time bomb
And here comes the Mohammad Atta
In a robot’s arm
He’s being forced to stutter
It was me burned down the barn