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1:21 PM on Thu May 29 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. loquaciousmusic says at 1:31 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Morrissey is Wonkette’s new overlord?

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  3. norbziness says at 1:44 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Once upon a time Scott was loyal to the Pres
    Now he finds that he’s out on his butt
    There’s nothing he can do
    A total eclipse of the gut

  4. The question is whether the monkey can use the arm in monkey-like behavior. Such as flinging shit, for example. I’d hate to be the target of bionically flung shit, let me tell you, as you know that’s gotta hurt.

  5. SocialList says at 2:13 pm, May 29th, 2008

    You really didn’t expect Barry to do much other than smoke a lot and play hoops in his Ray-Bans,didja?

  6. shorts says at 3:06 pm, May 29th, 2008

    “Bear Sterns, Please Post Bail.”

  7. RuperttheBear says at 4:17 pm, May 29th, 2008

    “The monkey immediately used the arm to masturbate in front of the gathered crowd.”

    Separate note: I am not posting comments too quickly. I will not slow down. Bite my butt.

  8. G. Friday says at 5:08 pm, May 29th, 2008

    The people I like live in kitchens and halls…

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  10. 1ofUS says at 1:44 am, May 30th, 2008

    There’s a chimp sittin in the white house
    Trying yank my pipe
    Flying planes into buildings
    He’s walking time bomb
    And here comes the Mohammad Atta
    In a robot’s arm
    He’s being forced to stutter
    It was me burned down the barn

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