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John McCain’s Biggest Fan: ‘Your Name’

Your Mom for John McCainOoh looky it’s another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For just $250, you can show the world that YOUR NAME totally supports JOHN MCCAIN. But are there any names or phrases that Gramps McCain won’t accept on his Prideful Outdoor Banners?

We encounter this stern warning: “Demeaning or derogatory names or phrases are not acceptable.”

Ken L.
hahahahaha so no “RUN NEGRO RUN”?
Sara S.
no “Truck Nutz for John McCain”
Ken L.
Oh he would only notice really old-fashioned derogatory names and phrases.
Jim N.
no, that is acceptable for mccain
Ken L.
So, no BALDERDASH banners
Jim N.
yeah, not even the TINIEST picture of a lady’s ankle!
Ken L.
RAPSCALLIONS MOST UNWELCOME!

Personalized McCain Outdoor Banner [JohnMcCain.com]


6:13 PM on Wed May 28 2008
By Sara K. Smith
282 Views

  1. Captain Swing says at 8:30 am, May 29th, 2008

    “Grumpy Old Fartz”

    Simple, but accurate.

  2. Captain Swing says at 8:36 am, May 29th, 2008

    Hey Sara… Ken…

    I hate to bring this old chestnut up again, but will we be getting our beloved “preview window” back when things are fully up and running?

    Just asking…

  3. Patty Dumpling says at 8:39 am, May 29th, 2008

    “Whiskey Rebellion Vets”

  4. $250 for something one could photoshop into existence?

    “Vietnamese Interrogators” might be a little long.

  5. capitol-hillbilly says at 10:07 am, May 29th, 2008

    Insane in da Brain Mc Cain

  6. blogfather says at 10:12 am, May 29th, 2008

    Swift Boat Veterans for McCain

  7. Pop Socket says at 10:30 am, May 29th, 2008

    Crypto-Racists

  8. mookworthjwilson says at 11:04 am, May 29th, 2008

    Red Army Auschwitz Liberators for Truth for McCain??

  9. Bitter-Elitist says at 11:19 am, May 29th, 2008

    Bitter, Gun-toting Racists for McCain?

  10. hotmess says at 11:19 am, May 29th, 2008

    Gooks for McCain

    Okay for me to say because I am asian (obv).

  11. user-of-owls says at 11:45 am, May 29th, 2008

    Bindlestiffs for McCain…oh no, wait…Edwards locked up the hobo vote. How about Feckin’ Mick Papists for McCain? (ok for me to say because I am a Feckin’ Mick Papist…obv)

  12. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:20 pm, May 29th, 2008

    …Prostate massages for McCain

    and the ever so classy:

    …Bathroom Blow-Jobs for McCain

  13. Buster Highman says at 2:04 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Hanoi Jane for McCain?

    Ho Chi Minh for McCain?

    Black Babies for McCain?

    too many wonderful possibilities exist…

  14. Gopherit v2.0 says at 2:27 pm, May 29th, 2008

    I still like Ghetta Walker for McCain, but anything insulting will do.

  15. Rusty Shackleford says at 2:40 pm, May 29th, 2008

    I’ll save myself the $250 and Photoshop my own:

    /Users/joegrafmuller/Desktop/douchebagsformccain.jpg

    It was the first thing I could think of, and I shall display it proudly.

  16. StuckBetweenStations says at 4:13 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Not Sure for McCain

  17. TJBeck says at 11:51 pm, May 29th, 2008

    Tepidly for McCain
    Conservatives grudgingly for McCain
    Vindictive Hillary Fans for McCain
    George W. Bush’s Legacy for McCain

  18. TJBeck says at 11:55 pm, May 29th, 2008

    A hip replacement for McCain

  19. Rusty Shackleford says at 11:42 am, May 30th, 2008

    Dang! Spent all morning Photoshopping a “Douchebags For McCain” sticker, and then couldn’t figure out how to post it properly. Damn Internets!

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